Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery Page #3
ANDY WARHOL:
Austin Powers? Hi, I'm Andy Warhol.
AUSTIN:
Hey, how are you?
ANDY WARHOL:
Hungry.
AUSTIN:
Here, have this can of Campbell's
Tomato Soup.
Austin hands Andy a can of soup.
ANDY WARHOL:
I'm going to paint this can of soup
and become famous and not give you
any credit for it.
AUSTIN:
If you can become famous, everyone
will have their fifteen minutes of
fame, man.
ANDY WARHOL:
"Fifteen minutes of fame?" I'm going
to use that quote and not give you
any credit for that, either.
AUSTIN:
Smashing!
FULL SCREEN INSERT
Andy Warhol's famous Soup Can painting.
INT. ELECTRIC PSYCHEDELIC PUSSYCAT SWINGER'S CLUB
HER MAJESTY, THE QUEEN is giving Austin a Victoria's Cross
like the Lyndon Johnson scene in Forrest Gump. Behind them,
are two COLDSTREAM GUARDS and the DUKE OF EDINBURGH.
QUEEN:
Austin Powers, Britain owes you a
debt of gratitude.
Austin gives a cheeky look to Mrs. Kensington.
QUEEN:
I understand you were wounded. Where
were you hit?
AUSTIN:
In the but-tocks.
QUEEN:
That must be a sight. I'd kind of
like to see that.
Austin turns around, drops his pants, and shows his wounded
bum (matching Gump's) to the queen.
QUEEN:
(laughing)
Nice buttocks.
In the line-up we also see FOREST GUMP. He has to pee very
badly.
MRS. KENSINGTON
We've got to find Dr. Evil!
AUSTIN:
Wait, I've got an idea.
He PUNCHES a PRETTY MOD GIRL in the face, knocking her out
cold.
EVERYONE:
Ohhh!
MRS. KENSINGTON
Austin, why in God's name did you
strike that woman?
AUSTIN:
That ain't no woman! It's a man,
man. It's one of Dr. Evil's assassins.
Austin pulls off the mod girl's wig. She is a MALE ASSASSIN.
The assassin comes to and leaps to his feet.
Mrs. Kensington knocks his feet from under him. The assassin
hits the ground and pulls out a dagger. Mrs. Kensington kicks
the knife out of his hand and Austin gets him in a head-lock
from behind.
AUSTIN:
Where's Doctor Evil?
ANGLE ON:
A FINGER WITH DR. EVIL'S INSIGNIA ON IT.The finger pulls the trigger of a spear gun. The assassin
falls forward. A spear protrudes from his back.
Austin sees Dr. Evil as he runs through a door. They give
chase.
They enter. Dr. Evil climbs into an egg chair.
AUSTIN:
I've got you again, Dr. Evil!
The chair fills with a WHITE MIST.
DR. EVIL
(unseen, through mist)
Not this time. Come, Mr. Bigglesworth!
(calling out)
See you in the future, Mr. Powers!
Before the doors close, the white CAT jumps in the egg chair.
A sign on the egg reads "CRYOGENIC FREEZING BEGINNING."
MRS. KENSINGTON
My God! He's freezing himself.
Austin begins FIRING at the egg chair. The ceiling opens up
and the egg rises through the opening. Everything begins to
RUMBLE. Rocket exhaust pours out of the ceiling.
EXT. ROOF - NIGHT
The Bob's Big Boy rocket begins to LIFT OFF.
PEOPLE outside the club react to the rocket.
The Bob's Big Boy rocket leaves the atmosphere. Mr.
Bigglesworth is pressed to the window like one of those
stuffed Garfields.
DR. EVIL (V.O.)
(shivering)
I'll be back, Mr. Powers, when free
love is dead, and greed and avarice
once again rule the world.
EXT. NORAD - COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO
GRAPHIC:
1997 - NORAD - COLORADO SPRINGS THIS SCENE IS SHOTIN THE MULTIPLE SPLIT SCREEN STYLE, LIKE THE THOMAS CROWN
AFFAIR:
FULL SCREEN - INT. NORAD TRACKING ROOM
A BLIP appears on the radar screen.
RADAR OPERATOR:
(on phone)
Commander Gilmour?
SPLIT SCREEN 2 - INT. COMMANDER GILMOUR'S OFFICE
COMMANDER GILMOUR, a distinguished man in his fifties.
RADAR OPERATOR:
(on phone)
Commander, this is Slater in SoWest
Com Three. We have a potential bogey
unorthodox entry angle.
COMMANDER GILMOUR
(on phone)
Is it one of ours?
RADAR OPERATOR:
No. Log Com Bird Twelve says its
metalurg recon analysis is a standard
alloy, not stealthy, not carbon-
composite.
(pause)
It does have an odd shape, sir.
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