Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation Page #9

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[ Gasps ]

- Mel.

- [ Moans ]

You are sick.

l-- No, no, wait! lt's not what you think.

Todd set me up!

- Wait, no. Honey! Hey!

- [ Gasps ]

No.

[ Groans ]

What the hell is he talking about?

Ask him.

[ Chuckles ]

- Mel!

- [ Gasps ]

Mel!

Hey!

Wait, wait, wait!

Hang on!

[ Screaming ]

So he set this whole thing up

to get Ron to cheat. Sorry.

F*** you.

- ls this true?

- Sweetheart, he's-- he's lying.

You are so f***ing fired, Billy!

Really, huh?

After all l've done.

He's been skimming off the top for years

and sleeping with Angela in Accounting.

She gave him crabs.

l bought the cream.

- Bullshit!

- Bastard!

Okay, everybody out of the room.

- Now, Autumn, honey--

- l said out now!

- [ Autumn Shouting ] Angela in Accounting!

- Baby, I can explain.

- Look at me! You son of a b*tch!

- [ Punches Landing ]

Mel!

[ Both Gasping ]

lt's my fiance.

lt's all a big misunderstanding.

- Hang on! We're taking a shortcut!

- [ Screaming ]

- Look out! Look out!

- [ Horn Honking ]

[ Shouting ]

Mel! Mel!

Take the wheel!

- Mel, let's talk.

- Leave me alone!

- [ Gasps ]

- [ Screams ]

[ Crowd Gasps ]

Ron!

- Ron!

- Mel! Mel! Mel, listen.

Listen, listen, listen. Todd thought

l was going to take his job.

- He wanted to get rid of me,

so he's tried to set me up.

- He what?

- [ Stammering ]

- What were you doing in that room? l saw you!

We were just trying to scare him,

that's all! That's all we were doing.

Mel, you know me. And you know that

l love you. And l would never cheat on you.

Come on. Listen!

This--This weekend...

l have heard nothing-- nothing

but reasons why we should not get married.

You know, that it's-it's--

it's too soon...

that marriage

is a dead institution...

that golf is boring if you play

only one hole the rest of your life.

What are you talking about?

l don't know!

Look, look. Listen, listen.

What l mean is this.

What l'm trying to say is that no matter

what anyone else tells me...

all l can think about is the next time

l get to stare into your eyes.

And if l get a chance to do

that every day for the rest of my life...

that sounds like

a pretty good deal to me.

[ Crowd Sighing, Applauding ]

- l'm ready to elope.

- You're ready to-- [ Laughs ]

l'm sick of this bride-to-be stuff.

l'm ready to elope.

Okay. Are you--Are you serious?

'Cause l think Derek actually knows

a place that-- that we can-- could go.

l am--Actually, l think l know

someone who can help us.

Do you, Ron, take Melinda to be

your lawfully wedded wife?

- l do.

- Do you, Melinda...

take Ron to be

your lawfully wedded husband?

l do.

[ Giggles ]

Way to go, Ron!

- Sorry, Mel.

- lt's okay.

By the power vested in me

and the state of Florida...

I now pronounce you man and wife.

You may kiss your bride, Papi.

Oh, thank God.

l'm starving.

Yeah, l could really go for a pizza.

You like pizza?

- [ Laughing ]

- Aloha, welcome!

Aloha back at ya. Last name Rhodes,

checking into the honeymoon suite!

l'm sorry, ma'am. lt appears the honeymoon

suite is booked for another party.

Well, check again.

lt's my honeymoon!

Calvin, tell this man you made the reservation

in the honeymoon suite.

- Baby, the thing is--

- Don't you ''baby'' me!

l didn't wait 1 7 years...

to not have my honeymoon

in the honeymoon suite.

Hi. Checking into the honeymoon suite.

Last name Simmons.

You--

You son of a b*tch!

Hey, you. Small world, huh?

l'm gonna kill you!

[ Screaming ]

No, get back! Get back!

You are nuts!

- Get over here, you son of a b*tch!

- Mel! Mel!

Get your ass over here!

You son of a b*tch!

- That's my ring!

- That was my grandmother's ring!

- You little sh*t!

- Get away from me!

You need some therapy, woman!

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