Bachelor Party Page #10
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- Year:
- 1984
- 105 min
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He hums the Wedding March. Chulo hums along. His humming is
a driving Jimi Hendrix-like guitar lick that all but drowns
out Father's humming.
FATHER FALWELL:
He's orchestrating the proceedings.
FATHER FALWELL:
Flower Girls... Now Rick...
(he gestures for him
to start down the
aisle)
Good... Debbie and Mr. Thomerson.
As he gestures for them to make their walk to him, a gust of
wind lifts up Father's cassock, exposing his bare ass. He
quickly grabs his cassock and covers himself.
RICK:
He begins to walk toward the priest. Suddenly, out of nowhere,
Cole appears at his side.
RICK:
Cole. Don't you know it's bad luck
to see the groom before the wedding?
COLE:
I want Debbie.
RICK:
Cole...
COLE:
You dump her and I'll give you cash.
RICK:
What's Debbie's blue book value right
now?
COLE:
Five thousand dollars.
RICK:
No.
They are now standing near Father Falwell. Debbie is
approaching them with Mr. Thomerson. Mr. T. shoots Cole a
signal to up the ante.
COLE:
Seventy-five hundred.
RICK:
Not interested.
COLE:
Okay, ten thousand plus a G.E. toaster
oven, a Litton microwave, a
Cuisinart...
RICK:
I'm marrying Debbie.
COLE:
Michelin tires... brand new. A set
RICK:
(to O'Neill)
What is this person's story here?
O'NEILL
The way I see it, the big lug is in
love and he's got a lot of major
appliances lying around.
Debbie and Mr. T. have joined Rick.
DEBBIE:
Cole, what are you doing here?
MR. THOMERSON
He's just trying to save you from
making a mistake.
(to Rick)
A big mistake.
RICK:
Thanks, Dad.
(to Cole)
Cole, go away.
COLE:
He's gonna hurt you, Debbie. He'll
never be true to you the way I would.
RICK:
Thank you. We'll all keep that in
mind. 'Bye now.
Cole turns red with anger.
COLE:
(pissed)
Rick, me and you aren't through yet.
He runs off.
RICK:
(a la talk show host)
Ladies and gentlemen, Cole Whittier.
Let's hear it for him -- a funny,
funny guy. We love ya, babe.
The wind suddenly picks up. A storm is coming in off the
sea. Father Falwell's cassock blows up again. It starts to
rain and hail. Everyone runs for cover but Rick and O'Neill.
RICK:
(to O'Neill)
You think the gods are telling me
something?
INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S BEDROOM - NIGHT
Rick is snuggled cozily on his side of the bed, fast asleep.
Debbie is staring anxiously at the ceiling. After a couple
of beats, she tugs at Rick's shoulder.
RICK:
(drowsy)
Huh? Wha...
DEBBIE:
I can't sleep.
RICK:
Oh... I got something for that.
He groggily reaches into the nightstand, pulls out a hammer.
He raises it as if to hit Debbie over the head.
DEBBIE:
Stop fooling around... I need to
talk.
RICK:
What's the matter?
DEBBIE:
I don't know... I just feel scared.
RICK:
(he sits up)
About what?
DEBBIE:
The wedding, my parents, your family,
our friends, my job, the future, our
relationship, the caterers, my gown,
your tuxedo, our honeymoon, the
apartment, my shower, your bachelor
party...
RICK:
I think the only think you've left
out are our relations with the Soviet
Union. Sweetheart, everything's gonna
be all right.
DEBBIE:
Before or After I have my nervous
breakfown?
RICK:
C'mere.
He starts to gently rub her shoulders. She breathes deeply,
trying to let go.
DEBBIE:
That feels so great.
RICK:
Good...
DEBBIE:
Um... that's very relaxing.
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