Bachelor Party Page #12

DEBBIE:

You better not have too much joy.

RICK:

Wouldn't think of it. Because

tomorrow...

(starts singing)

We're going to the chapel and we're...

DEBBIE:

(singing)

Gonna get married...

ANGLE - THE GUYS

They start to join in the song in a little less than perfect

harmony.

EVERYBODY:

Going to the chapel and we're gonna

get married.

DEBBIE:

Gee, I really love you...

RICK:

And we're gonna get ma-a-a-ried.

EVERYBODY:

(whooping it up)

Going to the chapel of love.

RICK:

Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah.

EXT. BUS

The bus zooms down the street.

EVERYBODY (V.O.)

Going to the chapel of love.

EXT. THOMERSON'S - DUSK

Rick's bus comes up to the driveway in front of the house

and stops.

INT. RICK'S BUS - DUSK

RICK:

This is it, lady. Last stop.

DEBBIE:

Can't I just go with you guys?

RICK:

Sorry, we got men's business to do.

It's no place for a lady.

He opens the door, picks Debbie up and carries her out to

the sidewalk.

DEBBIE:

Remember, you promised... no screwing

around.

RICK:

Did I promise that? I don't remember

that...

DEBBIE:

You're really pissing me off.

She grabs Rick and wraps her arm around him in a playful

headlock.

RICK:

Okay, I promise... I swear on my

mother's grave.

DEBBIE:

Your mother's not dead.

RICK:

Well, if I go back on my word, I'll

kill her.

Debbie lets go of his neck.

DEBBIE:

Have a good time. Don't make it too

late.

RICK:

Anything you say, ma'am. Have a fun

shower. Use soap.

DEBBIE:

I love you.

They kiss, and the guys whistle in the background. Then Debbie

starts toward the house and Rick hops back into the bus. He

gets into the seat and sits there for a moment, watching

Debbie with a guilty look as she goes into the house.

O'NEILL

(to Rick)

What's the matter?

RICK:

(snapping out of it)

Nothing... Let's get crazy!

RYKO:

All right!

CHULO:

When do the girls get to the party?

O'NEILL

Don't worry, Gary's taking care of

that now.

The guys holler and whoop it up as Rick puts the bus in gear

and takes off down the street.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. GRIMY STREET CORNER - EVENING

JUMBO, a well-dressed behemoth in a sky blue suit and

widebrimmed hat, is standing on a street corner talking to

Gary.

GARY:

So we want your best girls, the cream

of your crop.

JUMBO:

Let's see your bread.

Gary takes out a roll of bills, which Jumbo grabs and quickly

counts.

JUMBO:

(continuing)

Okay, I got just what you're looking

for.

(calling off)

Margot... Darlene...

Two shapely HOOKERS in tight-fitting clothes come up to them.

GARY:

They'll do just fine. Hiya, girls.

Look, after the orgy, maybe we could

have coffee.

The girls look at him with "Is he for real?" in their eyes.

JUMBO:

Shorty, where's the party?

Gary takes some slips of paper out of his pocket and hands

Jumbo one.

GARY:

Park View Hotel, Room 1002.

JUMBO:

They'll be up there in a half hour.

GARY:

Okay. Nice to meet you both.

Gary turns, almost collides with a garbage can, and starts

walking down the street. He passes a parked Porsche. After a

beat, Cole Whittier sticks his head up and watches Gary walk

off. Then he hops out of his car and approaches Jumbo and

the girls.

COLE:

Hi. I must have just missed my friend.

He hired you for a bachelor party.

JUMBO:

At the Park View Hotel, Room 1002.

What about it.

Cole's face lights up. This is the information he needed.

COLE:

Yeah. Right.

(takes out piece of

paper)

This is the new address. We changed

our minds and decided to send the

girls over to his house instead.

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