Bachelor Party Page #6
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DEBBIE:
Oh, that's really sweet. I'd love
that.
PHOEBE:
We'll invite all the girls.
BOBBIE:
I don't believe it... Mrs. Rick Stahl.
The girls all start to scream and carry on all over again.
INT. RICK AND DEBBIE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
Rick is cooking dinner in the cramped combination kitchen /
living room. He has about five dishes going at once as he
dashes from stove to refrigerator. He grabs some hamburger
meat, rolls it into a ball, then slaps it on the counter. He
then takes a steam iron and presses it on the patty.
Debbie comes in the front door and crosses to him and hugs
him tightly, kissing him sweetly.
DEBBIE:
(between kisses)
God, you're a slob.
RICK:
But a fabulous cook.
DEBBIE:
What are we having?
RICK:
It's either meatloaf, Swiss steak or
charred flesh. I won't know till
it's finished.
DEBBIE:
(looking at the stove)
I think your dinner's burning.
Rick crosses to the stove. A small fire is coming out of one
of the frying pans. He douses it with water.
RICK:
Don't worry... it's supposed to do
this.
DEBBIE:
(setting the table)
Want to hear something great? Bobbie
and Phoebe are throwing me a shower.
It's really gonna be fun.
RICK:
Not as much fun as the bachelor party
the guys are throwing for me.
DEBBIE:
You're going to have a bachelor party?
RICK:
Of course. I'm a traditional guy...
It's a traditional event.
(he brings all the
food to the table)
Well, what do you think?
DEBBIE:
It looks awful.
RICK:
Yes, but looks are deceiving...
(takes a bite)
Not in this case, however.
DEBBIE:
Are you going to have women at your
party?
RICK:
No, sweetheart, it's a stag party.
Does stay home.
DEBBIE:
I'm not talking about does. I'm
talking about hookers.
RICK:
Oh, those. Why do you ask?
DEBBIE:
Because from what I've heard, it's a
tradition and you're a traditional
guy.
Rick grabs her; starts kissing her passionately on the neck.
RICK:
Deb, you is my woman now. I is yo
man. No painted lady ever gonna come
between us.
DEB:
I need you to promise.
RICK:
Okay, you got it. I got a way we can
seal the deal -- what'd you say?
He grabs her. They kiss and slide down onto the table,
knocking the dishes to the floor.
EXT. BEL AIR-TYPE ESTATE - DAY
Through the iron gates of an impressive-looking estate comes
Debbie in her convertible VW Rabbit. She pulls up behind a
new Porsche 911 and a Jeep, all decked out with rifles, nets
and other hunting equipment. As she walks down the path toward
the house, she sees something off in the distance that
startles her.
DEBBIE'S POV
A large brown grizzly bear appears to be entering the side
door of the house.
ANGLE - DEBBIE
DEBBIE:
(calling O.S.)
Cole?... Cole!
DEBBIE'S POV
The "Bear" turns around. We SEE that the bear is, in fact,
dead. It is being carried by a tall, handsome HUNTER. He
waves to Debbie and indicates for her to follow him inside.
INT. COLE'S SMOKEHOUSE - DAY
Debbie opens a rustic-looking door and peers in.
DEBBIE:
Cole?
COLE (O.S.)
Over here, Deb... in the Smokehouse.
CAMERA PANS WITH Debbie as she enters the room. She passes
several trophies, guns and stuffed animal heads hanging from
the wall. She makes her way past some sections of an
undetermined animal's anatomy hanging from hooks suspended
from the ceiling. Finally we see COLE WHITTIER, a Steve Garvey
look-alike... rugged all-American, and heir to the Whittier
Plastic Wrap fortune. Despite his jockish good looks and
outward arrogance, there's something in his manner that is
definitely unsavory.
As Debbie approaches him we SEE that he is butchering some
unfortunate friend of the forest on the table in front of
him. (NOTE:
For the squeamish, all of this is done OUT OFFRAME. The only thing we should HEAR are the delightful SOUNDS
of TAXIDERMY.)
COLE:
Hi, Deb. Just got back from the
mountains.
(as he cuts in with a
surgeon's skill)
Isn't this a beauty?... It's gonna
look great in the den.
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