Bachelors Page #7
B*tch.
- You f***!
- Oh! Oh!
It's a fight!
Hey, guys...
Oh! Look what you did!
Whoa, whoa!
Hey, guys, look what he did!
Sh*t! Sh*t!
Sh*t! F***!
You two should be
ashamed of yourselves.
You're brothers!
I can't feel my left side.
Sean started it!
It's his fault!
And I'm sure you gave him
a very good damn reason.
You are one very unhappy and
bitter motherf***er, Stanley.
And that's something
you have to work out!
But despite it all,
your brother here
is one of the very last
creatures on this planet
who loves you.
He really does.
And I think it's high time
you recognized that.
F***ing Ulysses!
You must be Epiphany.
Yes, ma'am,
I will send him right in.
Just wanna say also
that it's an honor
to actually meet you in person.
Finally.
Heard a lot about you.
Whew.
My friend...
it's the moment of truth.
You're a grown-ass man.
I can't tell you what to do.
But here's your opportunity
to prove to yourself
some of the old Sean
is still in you.
I'm proud of you.
I can't.
What?
I can't do it.
What are you talking about?
I can't do it to Irene.
Sean.
What do you mean
you can't do it?
Dude, you said you were
gonna go all out tonight.
Come on!
Do you realize what you're
about to do to yourself?
Get your ass in there!
- Hey, hey!
- If you don't go in that room...
Get the f*** off
my brother, all right?
Irene, he doesn't have to.
And none of you guys are
gonna make him feel guilty
about that decision.
Come on, bro.
I'll take you home.
Irene's waiting on you.
What the f*** is going on?
Are you serious?
Sorry.
Be a lot cooler if you did!
Hey, bro, hold on a second.
Look, man, I'm sorry
I yelled at you and grabbed you,
but I'm sure you can understand
where it's coming from.
I'm just trying
to protect you, man.
I'm doing this
for your own good.
Party sucks.
Hello, Miss Epiphany.
It's an honor
on behalf of everyone.
I would like to apologize
for the delay.
And I wanted to let you know
that I will personally
pay any penalty
or inconvenience made.
Look, Aaron.
I'm in love with Irene.
of my life with her.
I know that sounds crazy to you,
but she makes me happy.
I hope you can find
that kind of love, too.
See you later, yeah?
I'm gonna go home,
make love to my wife.
Damn.
What'd I miss?
I failed, Floyd.
Thought I could stop it,
but I couldn't.
All this was for nothing.
For nothing? For nothing?
I put my life on the line
for nothing?
You're sitting over there
feeling sorry for yourself.
I'm over here, I'm contemplating
my own mortality.
Do you have any idea
when Joy comes home?
Do you?
I'm over here mourning
the loss of a best friend.
You're over there
spooked by a woman
who's a hundred miles
away from here, Floyd!
We have plenty of time to clean
this goddamn f***in' sh*t!
Calm the f*** down!
God damn! F***!
What the hell?
Oh, no.
Oh, hey, Joy. Uh...
We weren't expecting you
home so soon.
It's good to see you!
And just so you know,
none of this was Floyd's idea.
This was all me.
I will pay for everything.
Floyd!
Floyd!
Floyd!
Calm the f*** down.
What did you say to me?
You heard me.
I said calm the f*** down.
It's time I remind you I am
the man of this goddamn house!
Okay? So you,
you can go to your room,
you can unpack your sh*t,
and you can wait
while I finish with my friend.
Then... I'll come.
And we can have a sensible talk.
Do it now, Joy!
Okay. Floyd.
But when you come talk to me,
be ready.
To be honest,
I think Joy is gonna literally
beat Floyd to death.
But that's not important.
And how many of us can say that?
Sure you don't want a lift?
No, thanks, I'll make it.
So did your production last
night go the way you planned?
No, Uncle Ulysses,
I can't say it did.
Well, son, every man
has to walk his own path.
I don't think Sean really knows
what he's getting himself into.
I'm sure you know what
I'm talking about, right?
Seems like you and I are the
And thank God for guys
like you, Uncle Ulysses.
You're a real inspiration to me.
You never compromise.
You always live your life
on your own terms.
I mean, 2,500 women?
That sounds like
a good life to me.
Well, life is meant
to be experienced.
I've done a lot of partying,
lot of women-chasing
in my day.
Yes, you have.
But sometimes,
at the end of the day
when I'm just
sitting there with a drink,
the good women I let get away.
Seems as though, no matter
how much partying I do
or f***ing I do,
I just can't escape
the truth of life.
I guess that's why I always
keep it here with me.
Matter of fact, I think
it's time I show it to you.
Oh, no, Uncle Ulysses.
- Look, I...
- No, no!
I don't need to see that.
I really don't.
- No, you need to see this.
- I don't need...
Holy sh*t.
Well, I guess I should be going.
See you tonight at the wedding.
Irene, do you take Sean
to be your lawfully
wedded husband,
to have and to hold,
to love and to cherish,
for richer, for poorer,
as long as you both shall live?
It's really happening.
And I'm standing here
watching it happen.
Sean knows exactly
what he's getting into,
How can he be happy?
Suddenly, the faces
of all the women
I've been with
throughout the years
flashed before my eyes.
Damn.
I can't even remember
most of their names.
I used to be happy
with a variety of women.
But now...
even that's getting boring.
I used to be so happy
in the club.
Thought if I wasn't out
partying and meeting women,
I was missing something.
Now I realize...
I ain't missing sh*t.
Besides,
the old man in the club?
You need to stop
being so afraid.
What am I afraid of?
After all the theories and
legends about the suitcase,
it was empty.
Empty?
What the f***?
What am I afraid of?
What am I afraid of?
What the f*** am I afraid of?!
Sorry.
Sorry.
And, Sean, do you take Irene
to be your lawfully wedded wife,
to have and to hold,
to love and to cherish
for richer, for poorer,
as long as you both shall live?
I do.
Then by the power
vested in me by God
and the state of California,
I now pronounce you
man and wife.
You may kiss your bride.
Oh, sh*t.
No worries.
I'll tell Sean.
You better hurry.
F***!
F***!
Kayla!
Aaron?
Oh, my God!
Are you okay?
What... What are you doing?
Oh! You're still here!
I'm okay, I'm okay.
I just needed
to tell you something.
If you leave, I will slit
I will drown myself in a puddle.
I will throw myself in front of
full of bad-ass kids.
Just don't go.
Aaron, I really
appreciate you coming here
and getting hit
by a car and all.
I've had to do
some thinking, too.
Now I'm the one who's afraid.
I've got a few things
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