Bachelors Page #6
Let's take it to the ice!
- What?
- You heard me, Mr. Hockey Star.
I challenge you to a shootout.
First three points.
I got sticks, pucks.
What are you
f***in' laughin' at?
I got sticks, pucks
and everything in the car.
I'm so real with it
I even got a f***in' goal!
Let's go!
What's the matter, Miles,
you scared?
You're scared? Huh?
Let's rock it!
Let's do this.
Watch close, chumps.
You're about to watch
a master at work.
Oh, come on!
Do your thing, Miles!
Show us that thing!
Watch close, punks!
- Aah!
- Ohh!
Come on, Miles,
punk-ass b*tch!
Nothing gets past!
Oh!
That's why he's
the motherfucking best!
Shut the f*** up!
I'm just warming up!
Ohh!
Bee-yotch! You scared?
Do you wanna get past?
Ohh!
Ah, sh*t!
Now watch the magic, b*tches.
- Ohh!
- It's good though.
Just follow through, brother.
Just follow through.
Shut up! It's all part of
my strategy, dumb-asses.
- Watch this!
- Miles! Miles!
Go ahead.
Here come the pain!
Ohh!
All right, I got this.
I'm just warmin' up here anyway.
Come on!
I'm a stenchy b*tch.
Nothing gets past me. Nothing!
This is what I do!
Ohh!
Thataboy!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! We done?
Oh, that's cool.
I just forgot to warm up.
If I was playing on ice
with my skates,
I would've rocked it.
Thank you.
Can I get a beer now?
Can we finally start drinking?
I'll be right back.
Gotta go take a leak.
Ah, yeah.
Sweet smell of victory
So what's up?
You all right?
I've been thinking about
what you've been sayin'.
And the truth is,
the idea of spending the rest
of my life with one woman
f***in' terrifies me.
You have no idea
how long I've been waiting
to hear you say this.
Look, Irene,
she's a great girl, man.
But marriage, hey, this is...
Maybe you just need
to slow down a little bit.
The problem is, bro,
the wedding's tomorrow.
It's not like I can
just call it off.
I'd go down as
the biggest a**hole
in the history of a**holes.
It's never too late.
It is never too late.
Sean, you and I have been best
friends since the fourth grade.
We've always had
each other's backs,
and we have each other's
backs right now.
If you don't wanna
go through with this...
I'll pay for everything.
I will take the heat.
You don't even know
what you wanna do, do you?
Because you've lost perspective.
That is exactly why
it is so important
that you have a taste
the good life tonight
to get your senses back.
What time does
Epiphany get here?
Yes!
All right. All right.
I love you!
Pull it together,
pull it together.
It's okay.
You're still the Gus-man.
Oh!
Hey, good game.
Yeah, man, good game,
good game, great game.
- Hey, Gus.
- Yeah.
the big game against Riverdale
High when I missed the goal
- and we lost that game?
- Yeah.
Do you remember what
No.
I asked you if you thought
I had what it takes.
Do you remember your answer?
No.
Well, you asked me if I thought
I had what it takes.
And I said yeah.
Then you said,
"Then it doesn't matter what
the hell anybody else thinks."
I said that?
Hell yeah, you did.
Gus.
And I hope you didn't
forget it either.
I mean, you're a coach.
A coach!
Coach Modesto influenced us.
You're doing the same thing
for these kids.
That is a lot
to be proud of, man.
You're right.
Thank you.
- You bet.
- Thank you.
Let's grab a beer, man.
I wanna hear all about the team.
- All right.
- All right.
Basically, I got
a really good team, right?
But the teams today, they gotta
be the laziest sons of b*tches
- who ever lived!
- Yeah, they are.
They really are.
Part of my plan was for Sean
to get f***ed up tonight.
I wanted him to have the
kind of fun we used to have.
I don't want him
to get too drunk
'cause if he does,
he'll be so hungover,
he'll be happy to leave
this life behind.
Plus I paid a mint for Epiphany,
if it f***in' kills me.
I ain't seen him
this happy, man.
I just hope Irene
ride like Butterfly.
I just have to know
when to take his MFD,
his motherfuckin' drink.
I have to get me another MFD...
Not that I was checking,
said that she was leaving
to accept the job.
I guess it is what it is.
What? What? What?
I appreciate you being
my best man, bro.
Where are you going with this?
I'm saying...
I appreciate you.
I gotta take a sh*t.
I just wish we were closer.
Between me and you,
it's been pretty tight
since my assistant coach left.
We're already losing.
Now we're the biggest losers
in the state.
It's so f***in' magnanimous.
And the principal
just told me the other day
if I don't turn this sh*t around
now, they're gonna fire my ass.
Coaching is my life.
If I lose that gig, I might
just lose my reason to live.
I know I act like
everything's great,
but I'm really struggling, man.
Bro, I feel you, man.
I'm struggling, too.
You struggling?
Come on, man.
I was just hating when
I said all that stuff
about you losing your skills.
You still got it, okay?
Be proud.
I appreciate that.
It's the truth.
But I know I can't keep up
I'm not trying to.
I just...
I don't know what the hell
I'm gonna do with myself
after I retire.
I don't have any hobbies.
I don't wanna be a sportscaster
or an actor
or anything like that.
I mean, between you and me,
it's all got me
a little depressed.
Actually, it's, uh...
it's got me a lot depressed.
I'm seeing a therapist.
It's really hard
keeping a positive face
for my wife and family,
you know?
I don't know what I'm gonna do.
God damn!
greener on the other side.
I mean, I'm just saying
I'm sorry, bro.
Don't sweat it.
I'm sure you'll find it.
It's gotta be something
right under your nose.
I mean, you'll find something.
I wish I could have
a real pro like you
to be my assistant coach.
That b*tch-ass principal
won't talk about firing me then.
Plus I'd have somebody on
my team who understands the game
damn near as well as I do.
I'll do it.
Nah, I...
Are you serious?
Serious as an ice fight, man.
Yeah, I'll do it.
Hell yeah!
Oh, man!
Let's go do some shots
or something. Come on! Yes!
You're cool?
Ah.
I'm cool.
Good. Then stay cool.
Here, come on, okay.
Incoming!
Oh, you havin'
a good time, Stan?
I want you to have
a good time, Stan.
You know, you haven't smiled
since we were kids, Stan.
Come on, stop with that
affectionate sh*t.
- Seriously.
- What? What?
Brothers should be able to
share affection with each other.
Yeah, save that sh*t
for your b*tch.
What did you just say?
I said save that sh*t
for your b*tch.
Don't call Irene a b*tch.
F*** you.
If I wanna call her a b*tch,
I'll call her a b*tch.
You know, I am so sick
of your negativity.
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