Bad Hair Day Page #4
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2015
- 87 min
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Is that true, you're a cop?
Yeah.
I mean, no. I'm on temporary sabbatical.
Indefinitely.
What happened?
Let's just stick to the mission, okay?
What is an ex-cop doing looking
for a piece of costume jewelry?
This is all getting really weird.
Then just give me the diamond.
The diamond?
You mean the fake diamond?
Yeah. Exactly, the fake.
Yes.
Hello, friend.
This is buzzing.
No. It was buzzing. But now it's stopped.
We gave up your spot.
What? No!
I literally came as fast as I could.
But now you have to wait
until this one buzzes.
I need a corn dog.
See what you did? See there?
I don't like that color either.
Just be quiet.
Listen.
No. No talking.
I'm going to sit there
and eat these corn dogs
and wait for that buzzer to buzz.
But if you would just... And you are
not going to speak or distract me
in any way or complicate
the situation, understood?
Understood?
Got it.
You need a moment...
and a corn dog.
Uh-uh.
No, no, no.
Uh-uh.
Oh, she doesn't like mustard.
Note to self.
Oh, come on.
Oh, snap.
Oh, that's disgusting.
Hey, Dad. Hey, kiddo.
I just wanted to check in on you.
You're doing okay?
Oh. I'm-I'm doing great.
Just great.
I talked to Faraja in radiology.
Now they don't have prom in her country,
but she said she had a couple of
dresses she thought might work.
And there's a big sale today
at Discount Warehouse of Shoes.
Thanks, Dad.
Those are...
good options.
Great. I'll be home by 6:00.
Okay, Dad. I love you.
Love you too. Tons, yo.
Yeah, no yo.
Yeah, just bye.
Discount Warehouse of Shoes?
Oh, I love that place.
No talking.
I have a question.
Oh, my goodness.
One question. It's one, little.
Go ahead.
You know your boyfriend, the soulless jerk
with the bedazzled letterman's jacket?
He's not soulless.
Right. He's full of soul. I forgot.
Okay, so let's say
hypothetically, um, I saw him
flirting with another girl, at say,
I don't know, a mall food court,
would you want me to tell you?
What?
He's supposed to be helping orphans.
Does that girl have parents?
Yes!
Then he's not doing that.
Kyle?
Oh. Monica.
Hey.
What are you doing here?
Uh.
The orphans canceled.
Really?
The orphans canceled.
Yeah. They were just...
They were...
They were totally booked up today...
very busy doing orphan stuff.
Hi, Monica.
Nice hat.
Are you competing in a slalom later?
Or maybe going for a luge?
Kyle, how could you with her?
No, this... this isn't
what it looks like.
Okay, 'cause it looks
like my supposed boyfriend
is having a date with my arch rival.
Okay. That might technically
be somewhat accurate.
I am so sorry, Monica.
I know this must be really hard.
I mean, first I steal your man.
And then, tonight, I rob
you of the prom crown.
Ooh.
I... I think I'm going to be sick.
That guy is a classic vanity case.
I told you.
You know, he's probably got an emotionally
distant lawyer for a dad,
mom's, like an over-doter.
He just goes from girl to girl to girl.
Oh, wow.
This has affected you.
Okay.
Oh, she's crying.
Monica?
What?
Do you...
need a corn dog?
This is what happens
when you're not perfect.
What?
Is she here?
I'm so glad you're here.
It's going to be okay.
Don't worry. No, it's okay.
Should I...
Should I hug you?
This is...
Don't worry, we're gonna fix this.
It's just weird, okay.
You know what, I'm just
gonna hug from afar.
Okay, we're gonna put you back together.
Okay? Okay.
Okay, come.
You know, you are a strong, independent
woman and he is a shallow dirt bag.
Yeah, he's a dirt bag!
It was humiliating.
Everybody was watching.
Yeah, well, they just saw Ashley for
the desperate back-stabber she is.
He made a fool out of me in
front of all those people.
Don't worry, we're gonna fix this.
Wait. What is she doing now?
Kyle Timmins, on your feet.
What? Me? Undercover
mall security. Stand up.
All right, hold on a second.
Oh, you don't follow
directions very well, do you?
Hey, Kyle, meet table.
Table, this is Kyle. Oh, no.
What did I do?
Inappropriate use of hair products,
wearing jeans that make you look silly,
and we have an insider tip
that you may have shoplifted
hair loss products and a man girdle.
What? That's crazy!
I-I-I didn't
shoplift anything!
Especially not a man girdle!
I have a body mass index of like 4%.
Oh, and you're so humble too.
Put your hands behind your head.
Is this a joke?
My dad's a lawyer. I'll sue!
Oh, fancy pants words. You know what?
We have rules in this here mall.
Yeah, we do.
No disorderly or lewd behavior.
I saw what you and Miss Thing were doing
with those chili fries over there.
Disgusting. What? It's
illegal to eat chili fries?
Hey. I'm the one asking
Now touch your nose.
What? Do it!
Touch your toes.
Stand up.
Walk in a straight line.
Stop, turn around.
Walk in a crooked line.
Stop, turn around.
Waddle like a duck.
Whoa! Sing "Rocky Top."
What? Do the Macarena.
I don't even know what that is!
Stop. Quiet.
Let's see what kind of incriminating
items are on your person.
That's right.
Looking in your bag.
Looking in your blue bag.
Looking in your blue bag...
Oh, zit cream.
Hmm, back hair remover.
That's for my sister!
Yeah, I've heard that one before.
That's a lame excuse, buddy.
Oh, self tanner.
Monica.
I ask you what self-respecting
male uses self-tanner?
It's been very cloudy!
Okay? I need to keep a base.
Okay. That does it, Kyle?
I'm gonna have to take you downtown.
To the Department of Imposters, of
fakes, of frauds, of wannabes...
I don't even think you're
really mall security.
Oh, I assure you I am.
No.
Actually, you're not.
So my priceless little diamond.
Where the devil are you hiding?
Any news on the Williamson case?
Hey, you, so here's the thing.
I'm wondering why you had to, like,
arrest me when I'm just like hanging out
in the food court at the mall.
It's because your security can't,
like, catch real criminals, right?
You are just too scared
of them, so you're like,
"Oh, hang out at the mall and
see if I can arrest Liz today."
Is that what happened? Sorry, Liz.
We'll try to expedite your case.
Yeah, expedite.
That's such a funny word, see.
I used to work here, people!
I know what "expedite" means!
We're gonna be here for hours.
Okay.
Hey, um... sorry about your boyfriend.
It's fine.
I'm not really sure I liked
him that much anyway.
So how does a smart girl like you
end up with a jerk like him?
I, uh...
I set up an online poll.
Right, of course you did.
That-That sounds, that sounds right.
You know, when I heard
the call on the radio,
I thought the suspect's description
certain partner I once had.
How are you, Liz?
I'm so good, Adam. So glad you asked.
I've just been having a leisurely time off,
you know, going to the spa and such.
Can you please take
these handcuffs off of me?
What part of "under arrest"
do you not understand?
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