Bad Hair Day Page #6

Yeah, but that's how you

learn, by making mistakes.

Everyone says that.

But there are real consequences.

There's real

conseq... Okay.

You're like 16 years old.

What's the worst that can happen?

You wear blue eyeshadow instead of green?

I mean, not that I care. I'm colorblind.

I could be a disappointment.

People might not want to be around me.

Is this still about Kyle?

Kyle. Sure.

Or...

my mom.

You got to be pretty disappointing

to leave a 3 year old.

That...

That was not your fault.

That's why I want to be prom queen.

You know people like you.

I mean you got... You got the title,

you got the crown, a page in the yearbook.

It's official.

It's real.

Oh, no! What time is it?

That's about 2 o'clock.

My driver's test!

Oh, gosh, here we go again.

Here we go.

Hi! Hi! Hi!

I'm here for my driver's test.

Please tell me I made it.

I can't handle missing any

more appointments today.

You made it.

Barely. Thank you.

Is this the car she'll

be using for your exam?

I'm sorry the what

you'll be using for what?

You understand, it is a driving test.

You'll need something to drive.

Hi! No. No.

Yes. No. This was not

part of the deal, okay.

This was not part of the deal.

No one drives Brando but me.

Okay. So you got to be

gentle with Brando, okay.

He's quick off the line.

Sorry. Sorry.

And the steering's loose

until it gets about 40.

And the brakes are new so go easy...

Sorry. On him.

And be careful parking.

Ma'am? This is your daughter's test.

Not yours.

She's not my daughter. Forget it.

Just...

pull Brando out of the traffic.

Watch the traffic.

Stop!

Sorry.

Straight.

Okay.

What the...?

Oh, ignore it. That's just my radar.

It means there's a

highway patrol in the area.

That's actually not legal.

Oh!

Garbage Truck!

Garbage cans!

Stop now immediately.

At least I signaled that time.

Pull over!

Get out! You're not driving another inch.

Wait. Please. Give me one more chance.

Floor it! What?

It's Pierce!

Go now!

So, I have to keep driving

for a few more minutes.

Maybe you can reset the

test, give me one more chance.

Go faster! I cannot go faster.

There's a speed limit.

Okay. I'm still being graded.

Yellow light!

Run it!

That was still yellow.

That was still yellow.

You can't dock me for that one.

You got to go, okay.

We do not want this guy to catch us.

Stop! Can somebody tell me

what the devil's happening?

Get me out of this car.

Oh, gosh. Would you stop your crying?

Okay. Just hold on you big baby.

I'm calling the police! That's

not really going to work in here.

No signal?

Yeah. I told you.

Oh! Oh!

Okay.

There, there. Take the freeway.

I've never been on the freeway.

Don't get on the freeway. Yes!

No! Don't get on the freeway!

Wow!

Close one. That was terrifying.

Everything about this

ride has been terrifying!

Well, it's about to get a

whole lot more terrifying.

He's gaining on us.

Nitro boost. What?

Keep your eye on the road.

I'm gonna hit the red button.

The red button? You said

not to push the red button.

I'm going to push the red button.

Why are you pushing the red button?

Never push the red button.

Don't you watch movies?

It's time, folks.

Okay, tighten your seatbelts,

we're about to go a lot faster.

No. Please don't make us go faster.

One, two, three!

Help me please!

I'm driving here!

Out of the way!

Oh, yeah?

You've got to be kidding me.

So...

did I pass?

"Here's one without the bedpan.

Northwest Hospital." Found you.

Northwest.

You have to give me another chance.

You cannot fail me. Oh. No.

I most certainly can. And I have.

You are totally, completely, failed.

Okay. Well, well, wait...

That other driver,

I got away from him without

breaking the speed limit.

I mean, that kind of defensive driving

has to count for something, right?

Miss, you are quite literally the most

dangerous driver I've ever tested.

You're lucky I don't permanently

ban you from driving forever.

I don't legally think

that you can do that. Yeah.

You can take your test again

in 9 months. Nine months?

And you should consider yourself

lucky, I haven't thrown you in jail.

What? Hey! Hey! Hey!

We're not gonna be talking about jail here.

You can't legally do that either.

What are you doing?

I'm having Brando impounded.

Apparently, I can do that.

It's a death trap.

No way all that gear can be legal.

It most certainly is!

Brando!

Brando, Brando, Brando...

Get out your phone!

Get your device!

Do your things with the

apps and the, and the...

Ober and the uCab and whatever!

I can't believe that just happened.

Monica, I mean, you're

a pretty terrible driver.

It's all ruined! Everything!

My outfit, my relationship, the prom,

my future ability to transport myself.

It's all because of... you

and that stupid necklace!

And this has literally been

the worst day of my life!

Hey, look, there's no need to get

pouty, okay? I am not getting pouty!

You're getting pouty! Look!

Pierce is still out there, okay?

You are still in danger.

What? You're gonna protect me?

The washed up cop that drove everyone

so crazy she got herself fired?

That's not what happened. Oh, really?

'Cause I can see what happened.

You're so obsessive and narrow minded, you have

no idea what's actually going on around you.

Whoa, right, I'm the obsessive one. Yeah.

Okay, yeah, Miss, "I build websites

"so people will love me, though yes."

Are you kidding me?! At least

I have enough sense of self

that I'm not constantly seeking

approval! Because nobody approves of you!

You know what? You need to give me the diamond,

and we need to get you back to the station.

'Kay, look, okay, you want the

diamond? You can have the diamond.

Really? Yeah, just take it, I'm

done with it. I'm done with you.

The diamond is actually on you?

It's in my purse.

Where is your purse?

In the car.

Oh, God, in the... Well,

come on, we have to go get it!

You have to go get it! I

am going back home, and...

trying to put my life

back together again, and...

Forget I ever met you! No,

Monica, we have to go and get...

the... necklace, it's...

You know what? You know what?

I have one of these too!

Operator, I need the number for a cab.

Yes, I'm aware that

no one calls information any more.

Hi, um...

No! No, no. I'm very okay.

Hello, Monica.

We've so much to catch up on, so...

be a dear, and come to the

warehouse at the end of, uh...

North Shore and Sunset.

Oh, and don't forget to

bring my little jewel,

or things might get a little...

unpleasant.

Taxi! Taxi.

No, I just need a

regular cab to come pick me up.

Surely they still have those, right?

They're usually yellow,

and some say "Taxi" on top,

and sometimes they have little

numbers on the side that you...

Liz! Liz! Liz! Monica? I'll call you back!

What? Pierce has my dad!

And don't forget to

bring my little jewel...

...or things might get a little...

...unpleasant.

What do we do?

We do what he says.

But we don't even have the diamond.

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