Bad Kids of Crestview Academy Page #2

he'll be a spiritual advisor to the nation

if senator wilkes

gets the nomination.

When she gets the nomination.

And my mother...

Will receive

what droppeth from heaven.

Courtesy of Attila the hun.

You know nothing.

Sure about that,

ho chi minnie mouse?

B*tch.

Well, I'll give you

girls a moment alone.

What does she know?

All I know

is her sh*t stinks.

Undercrust.

My sister and those kids...

You would think

that single day

should've filled the school's

"that's trucking horrible"

quota for...

Well, forever, but...

Then, last week,

with your sister...

Were you friends with her?

Not to

hang out with her.

I'm glad I wasn't there

when it happened.

Were you even at your party?

I didn't see you there.

Got to stay squeaky clean

for mom's latest campaign.

Mmm. Good idea.

We were talking about Alyson.

Oh, god.

Shouldn't have gotten

so drunk.

Or gotten so off the roof.

F*** you.

Hey, I'm not the one

she pushed into a pool.

You saw that?

Um, the entire senior

class saw that.

Oh, uh, time for another...

Hey, come on!

Tell me what happened,

or you won't get this back.

Really?

Fine. Story time it is.

Whoo!

Seniors 2015!

Lean and mean, b*tches!

Pfft! Piss!

They're serving piss!

Come on,

where's the good stuff?

- Come on!

- Mr. Marquez!

Unacceptable,

Mr. Marquez. Get down.

Come on, Mr. Nash.

Right now!

Despite the fact that

the wilkes are kind enough

to let us use

their personal venue,

this is still

an official school event.

I'm gonna get

you for this, Nash.

Suck it up, Ethel.

She's been bad.

She's being punished.

Let me give you

a little lesson.

Once you got 'em by the balls,

hearts and minds will follow.

I'm already ahead

of you, Mr. Nash.

Right here.

Hey, watch out

for the retarded boy!

I got you covered,

sweet cheeks.

There you go.

Are you new to crestview?

Sorta.

Have fun, guys.

Here ya go, yamoho.

Wink-wink.

Oh, right.

You take the red cup

and I'll show you

how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Moron.

B*tch, please.

That's suicide, Alyson!

What are you thinking?

Siouxsie, you need to stop

getting in my way.

I'm just trying to help.

Help yourself to a drink.

Oh!

You f***ing b*tch!

So, Brian, I heard you have

a really awesome friend.

Yeah, yeah.

You know how he hangs.

Yeah, he's a baller.

I'm gonna kill her!

B*tch!

Oh, Brian,

we have to get you

out of that shirt.

Oh, come on.

Mr. Alan, it's time

to break stereotypes,

not reinforce them.

No, no, no! Ah!

Come on,

get back to the party.

It's time to macarena.

Let's go.

Don't tweet that.

Oh!

Well, now there's something

you don't see every day.

Ladies, get dressed.

Oh, good lord.

Ugh.

They're not with us.

Why not?

Get up. Get up.

Young man, take his cock

out of your mouth!

Put your clothes on. Let's go!

Mr. Marquez,

i will see you in detention.

Oh, my god, she jumped!

Oh, she f***ing jumped!

My car!

Shame no one saw her leap.

But everyone saw her crash.

Totally flogged my night.

Well, um, for an hour.

Then I found

an even hotter piece of ass.

You get more ass

than a toilet seat?

White boys like them

some Latin spice.

Speaking of, my vial.

Story time's over.

Drugs kill.

What were you two

even fighting about anyway?

Just a little bit of

"none of your f***ing business."

Rawr. Apache has an axe.

We're not the ones that said

she wanted to kill her.

I never said that.

My memory's

absolutely flawless.

Wow. That's bullshit.

F*** you too, faith.

You were so angry at her.

Why do you say that?

Girl, what you think?

Do you guys seriously think

i had something to do

with my own sister's death?

Hello, Facebook.

Twitter.

Everybody thinks so.

350 likes can't be wrong.

Wow.

You guys have no idea.

Dr. knight

wants everyone back.

You like lectures?

No.

Light reprimands?

No.

Occasional spankings?

F*** off.

Look, I know we don't move

in the same social circles...

You're rich, I'm poor.

You live in a mansion.

I live in a trailer.

Your family eats Sushi

and my family eats burgers.

Burgers 24/7. Yeah, you win.

Whatever, I'm sorry.

Can we please just stop

pretending to be friends?

Okay?

Look, I get the whole

defensive thing.

I get it.

Your sister's dead,

you're a b*tch, but...

You're an a**hole.

You are never gonna be

popular with that attitude.

Any doll can be popular

as long as you buy

her friends.

Ouch.

You and my mother

would get along really well.

I, I don't understand.

It, it's the right code.

Well, if we can't get

into the library,

what are we going to do, Max?

I have all the codes

in my office at the stadium.

I'll go check.

Okay, well, hurry.

Headmaster Nash hates

when we get off schedule.

I'll be back!

All right.

Where is he going?

That's none of your concern,

faith Jackson.

Guys, we're all just going

to stand here and wait.

Now, would anyone care

to share their thoughts

on what kind of butterfly

they'd like to be?

No.

This is stupid, with wings.

Are you serious?

An apatura Iris.

Dr. knight, can I talk

to you for a second?

It's kind of personal.

Okay.

Alone.

Well, I loathe

to leave a student in need.

See, um...

It's about my period.

Oh, are you a late bloomer?

No.

I've, um...

I've actually

been missing it.

I think I might have

a bun in the oven.

Oh!

Do you think that maybe

we could talk more privately?

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

There you go.

Thanks.

What the hell?

Ah, yes.

After the incident,

some of the parents argued

the statue was inappropriate,

but some insist

that it's a reminder

of our rainwater heritage.

So while they argue,

Max is keeping it in here.

Kind of makes things cramped,

don't you think?

Sorry, Dr. knight.

All right, Nash, payback time.

Come on.

Excuse me

while I whip this out.

Come on.

Really?

You know you want it.

I don't know what to

do with my thumbs.

I know, right?

I'm so bored.

I think I might

die of boredom.

It's not working.

There's a surprise.

Where'd you go?

Um, Dr. knight had to leave.

Did she say why?

She had an emergency at home.

Forgot to feed her cat

or pet her kitty.

Wink-wink.

I love kitties.

You would.

Maybe she saw a ghost

and spooked out.

Spook this, senorita.

It's not funny.

It's too scary.

Especially vengeful ones.

I don't know what to do if I

can't get you into the library.

Why not take us

to another room?

What room?

I mean, do we really have

to sit quietly in the library?

Who says?

The lecture hall's cool.

There's that big-ass screen.

We can watch a movie.

Stay here.

I have to get into

the library.

Okay. Show time.

At least

now we can study.

Girl, please.

Ooh, what would Jesus study?

Confucius say, "man who lay girl

on field get peace on earth."

Does confucius say anything

about girls

who can play field hockey?

Hey, uh, don't you think

it's time to take another hit?

I can tell

we're gonna be good friends!

Sure you wanna take

another hit of that?

Better than talking

to you straight people.

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