Bad Kids of Crestview Academy Page #3

Hey, Sara,

that thing get porn?

Find something

i can salute my flag to.

Wink-wink.

Googling porn,

soldiers, flag.

Something's wrong here.

It's acting sluggish.

Your mother

sucks c*cks in hell.

Stupid school! There's

a virus on the network.

- Googling kitty porn.

- Holy sh*t, man!

Dude, props to whoever

set that up!

Your mother

sucks c*cks in hell.

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, thank goodness.

Oh, no, the Internet's down.

Oh, my god!

Oh, oh, oh, dude,

we're surrounded by pussies!

Hey, don't hate

on the p*ssy, man.

I'm just saying it's...

It's just not my thing.

Not that there's anything

wrong with it, but...

But I...

Oh, sh*t. Oh!

Crap, he overdosed!

He does drugs all the time.

Hey, Chinese fortune cookie,

stop telling us sh*t we know!

I'm Japanese.

We need to help him!

I know cpr.

I saw how to do it online.

B*tch, you know

where those lips have been?

You've seen that sh*t online?

Oh, f*** me stupid, he's dead!

We have to get out of here.

What the hell is this?

I don't know!

We got to get outside

and call someone.

Metal sliders, iron bars.

It's a mouse trap.

It's a mouse trap.

They're trapping us in here!

No, no flipping way.

Oh, my god, what's

that smell? Damn, Brian.

Ugh.

Mother trucker, Dr. knight!

You said we'd be able to leave

if there was trouble.

She said she just left?

Yeah.

Where are the codes?

Why do they even have

this system?

For, like,

tornados or something?

Oh, my god,

you are such a cheerleader.

F*** you.

Jesus loves cheerleaders.

How are we gonna get out of here?

How are we gonna get out of here?

I have homework to do!

We need the codes!

Calm down. Need to breathe?

Do you need...

Wait.

Let's just do the obvious.

This school really is cursed.

There's no air in here.

I need to study.

There's a test on Monday.

We can't get outside,

but break into the classrooms.

How?

Those doors are made of wood.

You're gonna set them on fire?

No air, no fire, no codes!

No. Jeez, no.

I'm gonna bash them in.

Oh, okay.

Max.

He's still got to be

by the library.

We got to go find Max. Max.

Screw that. The science room.

Probably has acid and stuff

that can devolve metal.

Give me that.

Um, maybe someone should

probably go check on Sara

before she hurts herself

or kills herself or something.

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I'll do that.

You can stay here

with the body.

What?

You know, just

in case someone calls

because of the alarms.

You know, it's probably just glitching

because of the curse, right?

That's why Brian died too,

right? 'Cause of the curse?

Or he was murdered.

Okay, yeah, just go check on her.

I'll stay here.

Okay, cool. Yeah.

Okay. Bye.

Dr. knight?

Yeah. Yes, hello?

Dr. knight.

Oh, siouxsie.

Sweetkins.

Will you let me out

of this closet, please?

I can't do that yet.

Siouxsie,

you are already in trouble.

Do not make it double.

Look, I'm really sorry

about the duct tape and stuff.

Yeah, could you

just explain why?

No.

But I'm really glad to hear

that you're breathing.

Siouxsie,

listen to me, please.

Just let me out and we can talk about it,

okay?

I understand

the desire to act out.

Hey, look, it's not like

anyone died, right?

Right?

Siouxsie!

Nutmeg?

My sweet little misguided

piece of sh*t!

Oh.

I need an extraction now.

I don't care how you do it,

it needs to get done.

I want out of this curse

and f***ing school,

you f***ing b*tch!

There you are.

Hey, I'm two for two, huh?

The virus and now shutting

down all the dividers.

Smegging sucks that i have to

hang out in the shadows, though.

I should've just got detention

so I could hang with you guys.

Which reminds me,

about the detention list.

What the f***? Ah! Ah!

Praise the lord, that worked.

Of f***ing course.

Oh, Christ, you scared me.

You find anything?

Biblical proportions

of f***-all.

What have you been doing?

I was looking for Sara.

She's still breathing?

I don't know.

Couldn't find her.

But I found this.

Ugh. Oh, my god.

What is wrong with you?

My sister used to do

a lot of this junk.

Always thought

it was gonna kill her.

Not some maniac

with a nail gun.

Do you know how to test

for poisons?

No.

Fun fact number one,

in the 8th century,

an arab chemist

turned arsenic powder into an

odorless and tasteless form,

making it the perfect murder

weapon for unwanted relatives.

Ah...

What?

Does that prove it?

He was poisoned?

I dunno.

Oh, I don't...

Uh, I failed chemistry.

You're a wasp

without a stinger.

All annoyance, no threat.

Oh, really? Well then,

how about you do a bump then?

Do a bump,

we'll know for sure.

Fun fact number two...

Poison's the weapon

of choice for women.

There's no brute

force necessary.

What does that mean?

I mean...

Maybe you should

watch the girls more closely.

Okay, screw you.

I'm already freaking out.

I know.

That's what I was thinking...

What?

Sex...You and me.

It's just a way to relax.

Are you shitting me?

This was all some weird

way to hit on me?

Maybe.

I'm not gonna f*** you

just because I'm stressed.

Okay, fine whatever.

No worries.

I'm really good, though.

Fine. Whatever.

F*** this spooky sh*t.

Let's do this.

What are you doing?

Sara.

Are you all right?

I saw...

No, nothing. I'm stressed.

I need to find a solution

and stop being stressed.

Have you done that?

I thought maybe I could find

a way to access the Internet.

You know, like record

a YouTube video for help?

I love YouTube.

Have you seen the one

where the cat saves the boy?

Yeah!

Yeah.

But this virus,

it's so unusual.

Like the way the files are

downloading from the cloud.

It's dismantling

their password protection.

Like how?

Like every single student's

personal blog, for one.

Oh, look. One of mine.

Hello, interweb.

It's me again.

I'd like to introduce you

to my new friend tebby.

Tebby and I are in the nhs,

the math club,

and we're also

field-hockey teammates.

I should also tell you

tebby is a founding member

of crestview's Igbt club.

I'm not exactly sure

what Ig...Whatever stands for,

but it's very popular

and she's asked me to join.

So you're, like...

You like...

What?

Never mind.

Hey, can you click

on this one?

The virus hasn't gotten

that file yet.

Oh, sh*t.

Why? Is it important?

Yeah.

What is it?

It's my sister Alyson.

She would upload

articles and videos.

What articles?

Legislators doing bad sh*t,

people using politics

to screw other people over.

Siouxsie, I'm sorry, but your sister

had too much to drink that night.

What happened to her

is completely logical.

Logical?

Then how the hell

do you explain your actions?

I...

I did what your

sister wanted.

What?

Seniors 2015!

Lean and mean, b*tches!

I like your tassels.

They're hot.

Are you new to crestview?

Sorta.

Is this one

of Nash's punishments?

No, I'm an undercover cop.

This is just how I spy

on people's conversations.

Like jump street?

Yeah.

No, it's a joke.

Of course it's Nash.

I'll get him back later.

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