Bad Kids of Crestview Academy Page #5

My car!

Get back. Get back!

Miss, get away from there!

No! No! No, wait, no!

- Stop! That's my sister!

- Get back!

You look stressed.

I'm sorry you saw that.

Although this was your

plan, I'm guessing.

Sneak into detention...

Steal the video

with your virus.

How did you know?

'Cause it turns out

I'm a genius.

I'm a genius.

I mean, sh*t,

even my mother doesn't know

I'm the one

saving her ass this time.

I'll let her know

when the time's right.

Say...Around inauguration day.

The others knew?

Well...

Not everything.

So you did all of this...

Because your mother is...

Unstoppable...Yeah.

And no little pocahontas

b*tch says otherwise.

Argh! Argh!

Ah!

What the...

No, faith! Faith!

Argh! Faith!

Faith, he killed everyone!

He just admitted it!

Blaine?

That is a lie.

This b*tch was just

trying to kill me!

Oh, my god,

that's why she's here.

That's why she's here.

She snuck in

and poisoned Brian.

Then she rigged that

saw to killed Sara.

No! No, he...

I have never killed anybody,

you sexist pig!

She asked you

to confess, right?

Right. The second

you were alone.

Do you really think you can

trust this under crust?

Faith.

Faith, no! He...

He needs to pay!

Faith, this b*tch

was just trying to kill me!

Think about it. Okay...

Even if we're partly

responsible for her suicide,

I just wanted her sister

to know us better.

Who knew psycho b*tch

ran in the family?

Like Alyson,

this tramp is out

for our blood!

You lied to me?

No. No, I have nothing

to do with any of this sh*t.

It has all been him!

I...I can prove it.

The only reason we're still here

is because we don't have

our phones, right?

Well, if I was the killer...

If... if I was the killer,

then would I have done this?

If you were the killer, yeah.

Who the f*** is that?

I don't understand.

The phones were supposed

to be in there.

Phones?

You have our phones?

Dr. knight.

I know where Dr. knight is.

Follow me!

This should be good.

In order for my plan to work,

I had to get rid of Dr. knight

for a few hours.

Argh! Dammit,

stop showing us this sh*t!

That's not right.

Hell, no, that's not right!

That's hardcore.

Faith, he killed them too.

I don't know how he

did it, but he did.

Convincing.

It was not me.

Okay. Something weird

is going on here.

You said so yourself

that this school is cursed!

A curse?

Really, sioux, a curse?

That is so convincing.

Shut up!

Whatever is in Blaine,

he gets from this school.

And he won't stop.

She's obviously deranged.

The roaches? The deaths?

Okay. It's his family!

His whole f***ing family is cursed!

I said shut the f*** up.

Blaine, stop!

I... I just told her

to shut up.

He's going down, faith.

And so is whoever

stands next to him.

Wait.

It's all so clear now.

All white people

are f***ing crazy.

F*** this honky sh*t!

F*** you, psychojawea.

And f*** you, needle dick.

Oh, faith.

I'll find my own way out.

No, I don't think you will.

No!

Goddamn.

B*tches be crazy.

Where was I?

What was I saying?

What was I saying?

Oh, oh, you'll like this.

You'll like this.

You're taking all the blame.

See, you...

Were the girl

trying to kill us,

the real victims here.

You're the girl

seen fighting with her sister

the night she died.

Ooh, that's, mmm...

And you're partying on

top of Nash's car

like a f***ing

welder gone wild.

And you're the girl

who hacked into crestview

and started killing people.

You started killing people?

Wh...Wha...

Seriously?

The school will love me.

They'll love me.

And then the press

will love me too.

And then my mother.

Then my mother will love me.

You're insane.

Really?

'Cause right now,

I'm looking pretty good.

Are we there...Yet?

Welcome back, baby.

Just in time to say goodbye.

Goodbye.

I'll kill you.

Uh, no. No, I don't...

See, you only try to.

Here, I'll give you

the liner notes.

Did you really think

that you had enough money

to pay the naked wizard

to hack the school?

Come on.

Getting you into detention,

and making you look crazy

'cause you look crazy,

that sets the tone.

And then I paid my way

into detention

and I take

care of my problems.

Don't tase me, b*tch!

Ah! Oh, my god!

There...

There's no way

you're that smart.

Whose car

do you think this is?

Keep the change.

Sweet. A Benjamin.

Oh, sh*t,

what do we have here?

Hello, mother.

I'm still in detention,

and I can't really

talk right now.

Mrs. wilkes...

Where...

Did I get the phones?

Um, where you left them

in the closet, dumb b*tch.

That's a damn shame.

Faith!

Told you my hair was real.

No.

Yes.

No...

Yes. Yes!

Oh, what the...

Son of a b*tch!

Come on!

Where you even going?

Fe, fi, fo, fum, b*tch.

Marco...

Marco?

You're supposed to say Polo.

911.

Hello?

Hi, this is siouxsie hess.

I go to

crestview academy and...

Please hold.

Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t.

We both know there's nothing

good in the chemistry lab.

Hmm?

Oh, really?

Whoa, what the...

Where the f***

did you get that?

Like I said, I know

where all the good stuff is.

Oh, yeah? Bullshit.

Face it, preppie,

you're gonna die

in this school

just like your sister did.

What are you talking about?

My sister was killed

by a lowlife schizoid.

No, Alyson found

out the truth.

She interviewed Max.

He told her everything.

So?

So?

So?

Your mother paid him off.

She killed the story

and your sister!

Dead men tell no tales.

Well, duh!

What d'you think

we're doing here?

Are you stupid or something?

Am I stupid or something? No.

I'm a cockwalking genius!

You should get that.

Pick that up.

Pick...

Hello?

Hello, siouxsie dear.

Senator wilkes?

But how...

Never mind that.

May I speak

with my son, please?

He's a little busy right now.

I understand that,

but if you would like to

survive the next few minutes,

it's best you let me

speak to him, dear.

It's your mom.

Yeah, I know

okay.

Hello, mother. I'm almost

done with detention.

Listen carefully, son.

Mother.

Mother, I am going

to make you so proud.

Blaine!

Yes, mother, where were we?

It's best you come

home now, dear.

No, not yet. I'm almost done.

Mom, let me just...

Let me show you,

let me just show you.

Here, I'll show you.

What is this?

Mom, that...

That is literally

the last of your problems.

Listen very carefully, son.

No, see, mom, this time,

I'm proving to you

you don't need your helpers

to tie loose ends.

This time, it was me.

See, these are pictures of...

Siouxsie hess.

I know who she is.

How?

Because I framed her.

What? No.

No, you don't know this girl.

This is a nothing under crust.

Blaine...

No, see, mom, this time...

Mom, I've made it so this one

looks utterly crazy.

Just like that scumbag

who killed tricia.

And this time...

In the story, I'm the hero

who saves the day.

I'm the hero, mom.

I'm a genius!

Ugh, you and your sister

were never very bright.

F*** you, mother, it was me.

Your father's chromosomes really

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