Bad Kids of Crestview Academy Page #6

polluted the gene pool, as it were.

You decrepit old

hag, it was me!

I'm the big winner here.

Old.

I've seen enough.

We're done here, dear.

Wait, what? What? Like...

Like with my project?

I mean like...

I'm cutting you loose.

Mom?

Mom?

Ah, sh*t.

Hey, Blaine,

suck this, motherf***er!

You f***ing whore!

We have a problem.

Problem?

Good. We all know

you wanna work for me.

The question is whether or not

you're willing to do wet work.

Wait, do we really...

This isn't up for discussion.

Let me rephrase the question.

Do you wanna be very rich...

Or do you wanna die poor?

Right now.

I suggest plan b.

I'll take the white moron

that killed my baby.

You take the Indian.

I want a piece of that action.

Ooh, honey.

God's will.

Amen.

Pick up, pick up, pick up.

Pick up, pick up...

Pick up, pick up.

Yes, dear.

Mom, mom!

I don't think you're seeing

the big picture here.

Sweetheart,

I see everything.

Blainy.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

My leg!

Ah! Mother...

Here, let me

help you out with that.

Help. Help!

Oh, sweetie,

there's really nothing

to be done.

I'm afraid you and miss hess

are completely surrounded,

and have really taken

everything a little too far.

Mo... mother. Mother?

Oh, siouxsie

dear, that won't work.

Blainy, you're not a genius.

Frankly, your work here has

been sloppy and embarrassing.

But...But she...I'm a gen...

Honey, do you really think all

of this just happened?

No loose ends?

Sweetie, you're more frayed

than a persian rug.

Do you really think I don't know about

the sluts you brought to the penthouse

and who exposed his cockiness

all over town?

Keep the change.

Sweet. A Benjamin.

Let's go buy glue!

Mother. Mother, I...

Blaine!

Mother knows all.

I'm afraid this time, blainy,

my cleanup

is going to include you.

No. Mother...

There were some

flaws, I know,

but my plan to make me a hero

was so...Was so cool.

But you as a martyr

is so much better, pumpkin.

Please, mom, no, mom.

Please. Mother, please!

Please.

I'm sor...

Quit your whining.

Honestly, Blaine,

killing you is

a favor to us both.

Ah!

Oh-oh.

I know what you're

planning, miss hess.

And I know that you covered up

your daughter's murder.

There's something...

You young people can't seem

to wrap your brain around.

Your egos and the media

have led you astray,

lying that your

experiences are special.

I would call them

predictable.

Parents always know what

their kids are going to do

even before they do it.

Ah...

No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

No, you don't.

Yes, I do.

Little girl,

who do you think put you on the

detention list this morning?

The only thing that boy

could hack is his Johnson.

Taking care of business.

And let me be absolutely clear

about what you control.

Nothing.

Zero.

Ziltcho.

And let me assure you,

siouxsie hess,

you will never leave

this school alive.

Just watch me, b*tch.

Don't leave me.

I wasn't planning on it.

Plan c.

Do you wanna know the difference

between an amateur and a professional?

So long, b*tch.

Welcome back, baby.

When I have

my proof, they'll burn.

This will be safe

yet fun for us all.

I know what you're planning,

miss hess.

This thing just got

a lot more interesting.

Who do you think

put you on the detention list?

The world needs to know!

This sh*t is real.

Spooky sh*t...

Who the f*** is that?

Psycho b*tch

ran in the family?

The roaches? The deaths?

Tell my mother you love me.

It's all so clear now.

Yes.

No!

You look stressed.

I...

Hands up!

You know the drill.

She is not giving up.

Tell her

she's not gonna do anything.

You are not going

to do anything!

She is still not moving.

Say that she's going to turn

herself in like the last one.

You are going to turn

yourself in like the last one.

Nice...

And slow.

Go to hell.

For Chris sake, you know what I pay you for.

Clean it up.

Open fire!

Ah!

Tell senator wilkes...

To suck my dick!

I mean, this is bad.

This is worse than before.

I mean, this is excessive.

It's absolutely awful.

For that girl to think she can kill all these

innocent people and get away scot-free.

Frankly, senator, i am sick of it.

As am I.

Something has to be done.

Absolutely.

Excuse me, can you wait

just a moment, please?

Oh!

Oh, my baby!

Oh, my poor baby!

Got it?

Yes, ma'am.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Anyway.

Listen, we need to talk

about how to fix this.

I'm talking permanently.

Yes, we do.

I'm sorry, senator.

I don't think another,

donation is gonna get

rid of all of this.

Well you haven't seen how many

zeros are in that check.

I'm talking excessive.

Excessive.

Where the f*** is Dr. knight?

Hello, baby.

Oh, I've missed you so much.

Who the fu...

Shhh...

They see everything.

Brought you something.

What the hell?

Gonna get you out of here.

We've got some sh*t to do.

Is he one of ours?

I don't think so.

Good thing I got him.

I got him.

I got him first.

No, I got him first.

No, I got him first.

How many times

we gonna do this?

A lot. And every single time,

I'm gonna be the one who got him first.

Okay, whatever helps

you sleep at night.

Yeah.

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