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you in the face. Okay?
You little f***! I can't believe
I was your goddamn mark!
It was my dad's idea, okay?
No, it wasn't.
You're a little liar.
He felt you were the biggest threat.
Great.
And you were.
Yup.
Dad, I really like him.
You make me sick.
You know that'?
I'm not doing the plan anymore.
I'm just being friends.
Because we are now.
No, we're not. I didn't
know we would be!
Really? I thought
winning wasn't everything.
It isn't everything!
Not now!
Sure sounds like it.
You're a liar!
Guy, you showed
me my first b*obs.
What did he say?
Another lie.
He's a lying machine.
Guy, please!
Please what?
My dad will be so
disappointed in me if I lose!
I don't want that!
Well, tough sh*t.
I guess you're just gonna have
to try to beat me now, huh.
And you can have this back.
(DOOR SLAMS)
(PHONE RINGING)
Hello?
Hi, Chaitanya. This is
Ingrid at the front desk.
Your father just called
to say he's driving by,
and if you can be in
the lobby in one minute,
he'll take you
out for ice cream.
Really?
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
Todd!
Todd!
(ALARM BEEPING)
(CLICKS OFF)
OPERATOR:
Los Angeles 911.Hello?
Is it an emergency?
Yes, this is an emergency.
What is the nature and the
location of your emergency?
Please send the police to the
Sportsman's Lodge Hotel right away.
What's the problem?
I just saw a man drag
a teenager into his room,
and she was screaming for help.
But as soon as the door shut,
the screaming suddenly stopped.
(BANGING ON DOOR)
COP:
LAPD. Open up.(GROANS)
(BANGING ON DOOR)
(SIGHS) What are you tryin' to
do to me, you little b*tch?
He's still got her in there.
Open up, now!
(BANGING ON DOOR)
(YAWNS)
Hold your tits.
I'm coming.
Sh*t, get in there now.
Break the door.
(GUY GRUNTS)
Little bastard.
At least they
didn't press charges.
I'll be pressing
the f***ing charges.
It almost broke my goddamn face!
Guy, I've gotta talk
to you about something.
I don't care how much of
an a**hole you are to me,
I'm getting it said right now.
I've been doing some digging...
Would you stop walking
for one second?
Jesus Christ!
I'm kind of all you have.
Can't walk and talk?
What's wrong?
I found out who your father is.
Oh, okay.
(SCOFFS)
(SIGHS) Good for you.
I guess you're not as bad a
reporter as I thought you were.
It took you a while,
though, don't you think?
It was right there.
So that's what you're up to?
Yeah.
Couple of months ago,
the day my mom died,
she finally told me who he
was and where he was, and...
And, um...
It pissed me off,
obviously, so here I am.
He was just a traveling
encyclopedia salesman
and she was
a waitress at a diner.
And she got pregnant and she
told him, and he took off.
That's it?
He never returned?
No.
He never called?
Nothin'.
So he has no idea who you are?
He has no clue.
But he will.
As soon as I'm
done embarrassing him
and his precious spelling bee,
Bill Bowman will
never forget who I am.
And I think that that
is just the bare minimum
that a son can expect
from his father, don't you?
Good digging.
Did you park up here?
Mmm-hmm.
Dr. Bowman, I know that
Director Deagan's resignation
was as difficult for you as it was for her.
Your thoughts?
She has served this tournament
well for many years.
It's a tragedy that the frayed
integrity of this year's tournament
has touched her post as well.
I hope we can finish up now
without any more casualties.
Profoundly stated.
Now let's begin this,
the final round.
Ten competitors remain.
First up, Eric Tai
from Shorewood, Wisconsin.
I'm gonna bust your nut.
I'm gonna f***in' end you.
Inchoate.
Inchoate.
Can I have the
definition, please?
PROCTOR:
"Not yet completed orfully developed, rudimentary."
GUY". The closer I go! to the end,
the more I thought about the goal.
And the more I
thought about the win.
C-H-O-A-T-E. inchoate.
That is correct.
PETE:
And once again, ChaitanyaChopra approaches the microphone.
He was here last year,
and he hopes to
bring it all the way to
the finish line this year.
Well, he has company
on that hope.
PROCTOR:
Tmesis.Tmesis.
Definition?
"In grammar and rhetoric,"
"the separation of the
parts of a compound word"
"now generally done
for humorous effect."
"For example,
'abso-bloody-lutely."
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Is the origin from
the Greek "a cutting"?
Yes.
Tmesis. T-
M-E-S-I-S.
Tmesis.
PROCTOR:
That is correct.(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(AUDIENCE BOOING)
PROCTOR:
Quiet inthe audience, please.
PETE:
Mr. Trilby hascertainly received
his fair share of booing
at this year's tournament.
DR. BOWMAN:
Yes,another of this year's firsts.
PROCTOR:
Thank you.(BOOING DIES DOWN)
Continuing.
Slubberdegullion.
Slubberdegullion?
PROCTOR:
Slubberdegullion.WOMAN:
Perfect.S...
I know the definition of that.
"A dirty, wretched slob."
Just like you, sir.
Was I supposed to hear that?
Yes, you were. Because
that's what you are.
Madam, please. Or I'm going
to have to ask you to leave.
You're gonna have
to ask me to leave?
I think you should
ask him to leave, huh!
GUY:
Take it easy.PROCTOR:
Gentlemen' please.You're telling me
to take it easy?
GUY:
We're trying tohave a spelling bee!
You're bringing the cops.
Ma'am, please...
No! No, no! He called my
baby boy a cocksucker,
and I will not repeat what he
said to me about my vagina.
SECURITY GUARD:
Okay, ma'am,that's it, we're going.
Nope. I'm not going.
You have to carry me out.
No, I'm gonna sit here,
I'm gonna stay here,
and you're gonna have to work
for it, you cocksuckers!
Because I have a beautiful,
young, fully-elasticized vagina.
(CONTINUES SHOUTING
INDISTINCTLY)
Don't take me out!
Take him out!
Well, here's hoping
that the guys in the truck
found the
seven-second button...
CROWD:
(CHANTING)Take him out! Take him out!
Before you were all exposed
to a category of words
we're not accustomed to dealing
with here at the Quill.
That's enough! That is enough!
(BLOWING RASPBERRY)
This is the Golden
Quill Spelling Bee.
We're on television
in millions of homes.
Show some respect
for the tournament.
And for me.
I believe the word
was slubberdegullion.
PROCTOR:
That's correct.Slubberdegullion.
S-L-U-B-B-E-R-
D-E-G-U-L-L-I-O-N.
That is correct.
(CROWD GROANING)
GUY:
With the humiliationpart taken care of
and the favored
child all but killed,
maybe I already had my win.
Eric Tai.
Kopophobia.
Kopophobia.
Can I have the
definition, please?
"Fear of exhaustion."
"Otherwise known as
'Lexicographes Curse!"
Is it derived from the Greek
kopos meaning "fatigue"?
PROCTOR:
Yes.K-O-P-O-P-O-B-I-A.
No!
(DINGS)
(CROWD MURMURING)
PETE:
Oh, my. Eric knewthat he left out the
it's been a long, long day, and
it's clearly taken its toll on him.
Well, well. I think
you're gonna like this.
We're on the verge
of history here,
with 40-year-old Guy
Trilby in the final two.
PROCTOR:
Parisology.
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