Bag Boy Lover Boy Page #2

He needs his fruits and vegetables, he's a growing boy.

Some milk, it's a little creamy.

Mmm, look at that cream, wow.

Look at that cream!

Take it all!

Oh yeah, take it into your mouth.

Yum, yum, yum.

Bring her closer to you, bring her closer to you.

That's right, that's right.

Okay, Nancy, can you hand me the bag?

Give it to Albert.

Okay, Albert, put the bag over her head.

What's this?

It's a bag, we're gonna put it over her head.

She wants it.

Just put it over my head, it turns me on.

That's right.

Why?

Because she likes it.

Because it's sexy.

You're sexy, be sexy!

Put it over her head, Albert.

Come on, put it over my head, don't be scared.

Oh yeah, she wants it.

Look how horny she is, my god!

Oh my god, look at those sugar walls

part for you like the red sea!

She wants it, she's really horny, can't you see her?

Look at her, she's dripping,

she's giving you a platinum shower with the cup juice.

Look at that, your hands are hugging her.

Harder, harder!

Harder, strangle the sh*t out of her!

Choke her hard!

She loves it!

That's it, that's it, we've got it.

Thank you.

Thank you, that's a wrap.

Excellent, people.

Sir, I'd like you to stay.

Okay man, good job.

Look at you!

Little something for later.

So when am I gonna start working?

You already did.

Wasn't that easy?

But I thought I was going to be taking pictures.

Albert, in order to take good photos,

you need a lot of knowledge and a lot of skill, okay?

That's why I'm here, I want to learn about art.

Look, buddy, what more do you want?

I don't think you've had a better deal in your life.

I want to learn.

Or...

Or what?

Or I won't come back here again.

Alright, from now on, you're my assistant.

It's just that right now, this is how you're assisting me.

You need to be a lot more patient, Albert, okay?

What do we always say, Patience is a virtue?

Yeah, I need you to be more virtuous, okay?

Alright, we'll talk about this later.

Let's go.

Bye, Albert.

I need to go to the restroom.

Okay, but, you know, hurry it up.

Just right around the corner.

You're up to something.

I'm telling you, he is gold, okay?

How is he gold?

He's gonna be the centerpiece of my next show.

But where did you find him?

He's a hot dog vendor.

Oh, you're making this up.

Why would I make that up?

Wait a second, what were you doing eating hot dogs?

Yeah, what happened to your diet?

I walked by a cart, I see this clown,

and I think...

Eureka!

Albert!

Oh, speak of the devil, here he is, Albert.

Man of the hour, right?

Thank you, time to go, thank you.

It was nice working with you.

Good job there, Albert.

Take care.

I'll be in touch.

You're gonna come back here, enjoy doing it?

I don't think so.

Really?

I wanted to learn about art.

But you had a hot girl, that's art.

You like the pretty girl, though.

Come on, he likes the girl right?

Admit it!

Pretty girls are nice.

I did like the pretty girl.

He liked the pretty girl.

He'll be back, he'll be back.

You know where to go, Albert?

No, wait, I forgot my bag upstairs.

You can get it tomorrow, you can get it another time.

Come on, let's go.

No, I need it now.

How do I get back up again?

Go on up.

Go on.

It's alright, just push the button.

You'll find your way.

Go on, Albert.

You'll find your way.

Oh yeah, you like that?

Better get me more work!

You'll pay me double next week?

We'll see about that.

It depends on what you give me, okay?

You better pay me double!

I'm gonna put that bag over your head.

Yeah, you want to be so dirty,

why don't you give me more work?

How dirty do you want it?

I can be as dirty as you want.

Ready to put another bag over my head?

You like it when he strangles you,

you little b*tch?

Yeah, I love it!

Pay me double.

Yeah, you'll get double.

I like strangling you.

Have some passion, baby!

Put that bag over my head!

She loves it!

Harder!

Fire!

Hello, Miyoki.

See how clean this is?

You make clean.

I might be getting a new job soon.

A new job?

Yeah, I'm gonna be making a lot of money

as a photographer.

My cousin can have your job!

Yeah, it's going to be great.

I just had my first day yesterday.

Please keep clean, okay?

Okay, see you.

Hi.

Can we have two hot dogs please?

And could you please take a picture of us?

Yeah, sure, I'm a photographer, you know.

Okay, I need you to stand closer together.

Okay, now pretend that you're eating the hot dogs,

and you're really hungry.

Open your mouths.

Wider.

Wider.

Yeah, that's perfect.

No, this is great.

This picture's great.

Thank you.

I gotta tell you something.

I've got something really really good I've got to show you.

Oh yeah, really?

Is it another hot girl, Ivan?

No, no, this is...

I've found quite a specimen.

He looks like a f***ing bagboy in a deli.

From a deli in hell.

I mean, he's gonna put me in the history books.

That gives me a hard on.

It's better than Whitkin, Arbis...

He's so f***ing...

Wow, that's exciting, Ivan.

Sounds like yummy butter to me.

On baby.

Where are you?

Milan.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I'm working for this magazine,

and we might have a big job for you,

cause their photographer's super poopy.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, they're not 100% sure,

but if they do need you, it's 25k.

Oh man.

Don't get me too excited here.

When will you know?

Probably by tomorrow,

so I need you to be ready to travel

at a moment's notice, okay?

Yeah, okay.

That's fine.

Alright, well, you know, keep me posted.

I will, and don't even bother

bringing any equipment here.

We've got everything ready.

Just get ready to impress these people.

Yeah, will do.

Okay, cheers.

Bye.

Little bastard.

Hello?

What's up, good looking.

Oh, hello, Ivan.

Are you ready for the next one?

Next what?

Next job?

Of course the next job.

Okay, but I don't want to model this time.

I want to learn.

Again with this sh*t?

I thought we were clear.

You model, and I teach you photography.

Yeah, but last time you only had me modeling.

I want to learn photography.

Okay.

Come to the studio,

I'll take some pictures and then I'll teach you.

How about this, you teach me,

and next time I'll model for you.

Look, Albert.

I'm being too good already.

Now if you try to take advantage of me,

I'd rather work with someone else.

Okay, find somebody else.

Hello?

Who's there?

Daddy.

As in sugar daddy.

Hello, Albert.

What do you want?

I told you I'm done modeling,

I don't want anything to do with you.

I don't want you here.

Go away.

Fair enough,

but let's not be completely ungracious.

In fact, I brought you something.

Wow, is this your place?

It's fantastic.

Wow, what is that?

What an amazing use of cardboard.

No, don't take any pictures!

I told you, no f***ing pictures, okay!

Okay, okay, well, open what I brought you.

Yeah.

Isn't she something?

That was my first camera.

I got a lot of early attention from that camera.

Got my first show with that camera.

Yeah, I was nobody.

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