Bag Boy Lover Boy Page #4

I want to see your armpits, okay,

and bend forward.

Try to be sexy.

Sexier.

But act natural.

If this is your place,

then you probably have a lot of money.

Of course.

So you will f***?

I want to take pictures, okay?

And I want you to be quiet and pose for me.

Stick your ass out.

Are you gonna give me more money?

More money?

We haven't even talked about how much I'm gonna give you

and you're already asking me for more?

Take off your shirt first.

Well, if you're getting something extra

than the regular John,

memories for you to beat off to,

then you've got to pay a special rate.

Rate?

Rate?

Who the f*** are you?

R...

I'm speechless.

You're talking about rate?

You're a f***ing homeless hobo I found off the street.

If it wasn't for me...

I'm a muse.

You're not, okay, you're a bum.

You'd be lying face down in your own...

I wouldn't be here in front of this thing right now

if I weren't a muse.

Do you want me to suck your cock or not?

I'm really good at it.

You know what, this...

This is not working, okay,

let's go over to the fire escape,

pose some more over there.

Then I'm putting my top back on.

I'm not going over there topless.

Okay, I want you to caress yourself.

Yeah, this is turning me on.

Exactly like that.

Sexy.

Alright, now stand over in profile.

And spank yourself.

Yeah, harder.

Perfect, perfect.

Alright, now I would like you to just

stick your tongue out.

Right, stick your tongue out and just...

Just keep your tongue out for me.

Yeah, like that.

Perfect, perfect.

Um, yeah, let's just...

Let's just go inside now.

Come on.

Wait here, I have to go to the bathroom.

Alright, come over here, and stop playing around.

Come on.

Alright, stand over there.

Over there, over there!

Now, I want to try something new with you, okay?

I want you to put this bag over your head.

What?

Just put the bag over your head.

You're crazy, aren't you?

You're some kind of sick pervert.

Look, I'm paying you, aren't I?

So put the f***ing bag over your head, okay?

I'm not paying you for nothing.

You're a f***ing freak, you know what,

I think it's just a good idea if you can give me my money

and I get the hell out of here.

You're like a complete idiot.

I didn't even want to...

who the hell do you think you are?

You think that I'm gonna stick a plastic bag

on my f***ing head?

You're a f***ing waste of time.

Don't spend it all at once.

Yeah.

Yeah, look at that.

You're so much more beautiful now that you're quiet.

Yeah, not so tough now, are you b*tch?

Can't f*** up my shoot now, can you?

What have you got to say now?

What, what?

F***.

F***, f***, f***!

Sh*t, f***!

F***!

What can I do for you?

There's something wrong with my camera.

I was using it yesterday,

and it takes the pictures,

but they all come out blurry.

See, you can't even tell

what I was taking a picture of.

I don't know, there's something wrong with it.

It's not working.

It's a Polaroid.

A five year old can use this.

So why wasn't it working?

Try to take a picture of me.

Okay.

Buddy...

You're moving the camera.

Now try to take another one.

Aim, take the picture, and count to five, okay?

Look!

It's fine.

Yeah, you're perfect.

So much more beautiful than that whore yesterday.

We're gonna take some great pictures together, you and I.

Come on, come on, come on!

Are you ready to model now?

Yeah, you're so beautiful right now.

Yeah, okay, let's try something.

Let's try to be creative, let's try to...

Yeah, like that, yeah.

You're holding...

Yeah, it's like, what are you thinking?

It's like, huh, thoughtful, but still sexy.

Let's try something else.

Scratching your head.

Like that, that's sexy.

That is very sexy.

Let's try something else.

You're feeling an itch, but further down, yeah.

Like that, like that, that's perfect.

Let's see what else we can do.

I have an idea now.

This is why you shouldn't be drinking,

because it limits your creativity, you know?

Like, I don't drink,

and that's why I come up with this stuff,

this really good stuff.

So let's try...

Yeah.

That's hot.

That is really hot.

I wish you could see yourself right now,

you're so beautiful.

Let's try something else.

Twice as hot.

Perfect, perfect.

Perfect.

See, this is the problem.

I'm so creative, but,

sometimes there are limits to what you can do.

Who is there?

I live downstairs, you f***ing retard.

My apartment is shaking!

If you don't quit jumping around,

I'm going to call the police.

I'm really hungry.

You know, let me try one of these burgers.

They good?

Yeah, yeah, they're great.

Let me get one.

Alright.

You see, it's the new thing we're trying here.

We've tried to get it as fresh as possible.

It's straight from the cow.

Well let me ask you something,

is it imported or American meat?

It's 100% American.

That's what I want to hear.

I love America.

Albert, you're such a stallion.

Thank you.

It's all for you.

The workout, the art...

Walking around taking photos in the park.

You inspire me to create art.

I like it when you do things for me.

You're my muse, you know.

I know you like my hot dogs,

but you haven't seen anything yet.

Oh yeah?

What are you gonna show me?

I want to kiss you.

Albert!

I need a place to stay.

Why?

Cause I got evicted, and I don't have a job,

and I ran out of money.

I think you should get a real job like me.

I don't want to sell hot dogs,

I want to be with something better.

I'm quitting my job.

I'm moving onto selling my photos.

I don't believe you.

I don't care if you believe me.

I could even help you get some work if you wanted to.

What kind of work?

Do you want to model?

Albert, I need to find some place to stay first.

You can stay in the studio where I work.

Seriously?

Albert, if you find me a place to stay,

I will do anything you want.

Okay, let's go.

Don't you want to leave your cart?

Aren't you afraid someone's gonna steal all the hot dogs?

I don't even care about my stand anymore.

I'm making way too much money.

Albert!

What the hell are you doing here?

What the f*** are you doing here?

What do you mean what the f*** am I doing here?

I belong here, I came here to clean up,

but it looks like somebody seems to have

already taken care of it.

How did you get in here?

I have keys.

Oh, yeah, right, from where?

Ivan gave them to me.

Bullshit!

Ivan did not give you keys.

Albert, maybe we should just go...

you outta here!

Okay.

Wait for me downstairs.

Okay.

You are not supposed to be here, and you know it.

This is not a place for you to bring girls to f***!

I wanted to take photos.

Oh god, that again.

You have no idea what a big mistake you have just made.

Ivan is never gonna let you in here again.

Don't tell him.

Why not?

Hey baby, I'm almost home.

How are you?

I'm at Ivan's.

You are not gonna believe this.

Why are you at Ivan's?

I came here to clean, and guess who's here?

Jackie?

Jackie?

Where's your friend?

She's not my friend.

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