Balkanski spijun Page #2

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friends out, treat them, take it!

-And you said a lot of things in front

of that man. OK, OK, cheers!

-Ah the car keys too. -OK, here you are...

...but be careful, there's plenty of

lunatics that don't stop on red.

-Let's get rid of that Moskvitch, he's using so

much gas... -As if there is a better car?

-I'll be back in 3 days. -What car is

better then Moskvitch?

-Finally, something nice happened to me.

-Hallo, can I speak to inspector Drazic?

That is you, inspector? Ilija Cvorovic here.

-I've seen my tenant 2 hours ago at

Dorcol area, there were five of them...

...they were looking at some maps, it

was an organized meeting. Excuse me?

-I accidentally passed by and I saw

them. -Please I told you to relax...

..don't worry about the thing, good bye.

-He doesn't give a f*** that this villain

lives in my house, "don't worry, don't worry..."

-Take it easy, Ilija. -These villains are

roaming around and he says not to worry?!

-Listen you, I've lived honestly and

I'll die as an honest man!

-I don't want fingers pointed at me when it's

found he undermined the country from this house!

-Ilija...-I went to prison once because

I trusted people, it wont happen twice!

-Hallo, comrade, stay out of shady affairs...

you don't know who you're dealing with!

-He's trying to involve innocent people

in terrorism!

-What's that? -Huh?? -What is that pin

doing there? -Erm, I had to patch it up.

-His actions are planned from here...

-When did you start taking insuline?

-2 years ago when he started using heroine...

...now we're both junkies.

-Eh, my Petar, you have such bad luck...

-It's not bad luck, I'm an idiot. God

gave me everything and I didn't take it.

-Health and happiness and brain..

-I don't get it, why are you trying to

start business again? What for?

-Take a vacation, have some rest...

-I'll rest when I die.

-What is it?-I thought someone's

looking through the window.

-He was shooting in for 10 minutes,

with a huge needle, what an addict!

-Why are you taking the whole sallary with

you? -You want me tell you?

-In 5 minutes the whole street would know.

When you learn to keep a secret, I'll tell you.

-Felicitacion Madmoiselle! My congrats

for getting a job...-Come in please. -I'm in a hurry

-Why not, come in for a couple of

minutes...-Ok, thank you...

-When I got back last night

your mother told me about your job.

-Did she cry?

-Well, a little bit...

-Are you sewing this?

-Yes,I'm trying but it's not working...

-I can do it for you in 5 minutes...

-Please don't, that's not why I invited you...

-I'll be just a minute...

-You should try it on...

-What happened with your shop?

-Everything failed...

I've decided to build a house. Now I have

to deal with builders, architects...

...but I'm born as a masochist,

I'll hang on...

-I've never visited Paris.

-Here if you really wanna go, I'll give you...

..keys of my 2 bedroom appartment in

the most beautiful part of Paris...

-You kept that appartment just in case?

-Ah, no, I wont go back to Paris..

...I kept it for my son, but for him

Paris wasn't enough, he left for New York

-Finally,we had a big fight. I have a

lot of problems with him...

-Your parents are so lucky, I wish I

have a child like you.

-Mom...-Good morning!

-Good morning Mrs...

-Let me ask you something. Have you been

to the supermarket recently?

-Yes... -What do you say about these

prices, it's crazy how expensive it is.

-Since a month ago, everything went up 50%...

-These two bags, 280 000 dinars,

that is not worth 80 000 dinars...

-I'm walking down the street and I'm

wondering who stole my 200 000 dinars

-No meat, no medications, no coffee,

they don't have clear bulbs, only red ones...

-Mom, he's got his own problems.

Look how he helped me with my dress...

-Why don't you walk around naked?

-OK, I'm gonna go now...

-Goodbye Madame.

-Goodbye.

-I'm sorry you waited.

-Now I know why you live here...

-I don't understand?! -Nothing,

nevermind, we're just friends right? -Sure...

-I'm shortsighted but I'm not blind,

you're fooling yourself if you think I'm blind.

-Ilija, aren't you working today?

-Not today nor tommorow, nor the day after!

-Why? -No way I'm gonna tell you, you

can't keep you mouth shut!!

-Daddy! -What???

-How can you talk to mom like that?

-She deserved it!

-I told you a 100 times not to say

stupid things...

..who asked you to solve goverment

issues! -I'm concerned about the inflation!

-Whole nation is suffering but only you

talk and talk, one more thing out of you...!

-Mom what's the matter, why is he

insulting you?

-Sonja, ask that tenant to leave,

to pack his things and move out...

-Why, what happened?

-Will you ask him to leave, Sonja?

-I will, if you tell me why and

what happened!

-How long it took you to open your store?

-2 years. -2 years?

-And 32 documents...

-Have one, try it! -No. no, thank you,

I'm diabetic.

-Do you want one with celery? -No,

no, thank you, bye. -Goodbye...

-You bought the house, let's celebrate!

-He doesn't wanna listen to me...

-What happened? -Owner returned my deposit.

-Why? -Someone called him and told

him not to do business with me...

...because he can have problems, so he

got scared.

-Someone called my boss yesterday...

...to warn him of me, what I do

and whom I see...

...he almost halted my trip to London.

-What are you going to do now?

-I don't know.

-Who made you come back here?

-What are you doing there?

-Nothing...

-Why are you taking photos?

-None of your business!

-Leave the hotel immediately!

-Why???

-You sold yourselves for trinkets!!

Traitors!!

-Do you want to lose your sight?

-Don't we have any clear bulbs?

It's like in a brothel...

-Did you hear my question? Danica!!!

-You don't wanna speak to me, huh?

-You don't wanna say hello, like I'm a

dog... you'll talk to me in due time...

...you wont close your mouth when

you see the photos I've taken...

...in this camera is all the evidence...

...I took photos of them swimming at the

pool of hotel "Jugoslavija".

-Did you swim too? -Ahh, now you're

talking to me...

-Why do you ask?

-He's allowed to go to a swimming pool...

-F*** the sun that shines on you! You

think he's suspicious cause he's swimming?

-They went swimming just to get together

and to make plans, he ordered them what to do...

-His mistress went to the airport and

than straight to London...

-She passed the customs without check, but

I was apprehended for photographing!!

-Me they suspect! Criminals just pass

them by, but they arrest me!

-This society always suspected me...

..and he's networking all over

the country...

...that guy that opened pancake stand

in our street is working for him!

-He's financing spying activities!

-Yes? Who? Ah, wrong number...

-Who was that? -Wrong number...

-Man's voice? -Yes.

-Who did he ask for? -Who?

-That man who callled wrong number!

-Someone called Nikola Popovic. -Nikola

Popovic, ahh, you're so naive!

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