Bamboozled Page #12
HONEYCUTT (CONT'D)
Let's go N*ggers. Then clap five
times like this.
Honeycutt claps the cadence.
78.
HONEYCUTT (CONT'D)
C'mon. It's easy. It's the same
thing y'all do out at the Yankee
game, no different 'cept we changing
one word. Everybody go it?
ON AUDIENCE:
AUDIENCE:
YEAH!
CLOSER ON HONEYCUTT
HONEYCUTT:
Alright. Here we go. Let's go
N*GGERS! LET'S GO N*GGERS!
CLOSE ON AUDIENCE
AUDIENCE:
Let's go N*GGERS.
INT. MANTAN'S DRESSING ROOM
ON MIRROR:
Mantan is finishing the black.
AUDIENCE (O.S.)
Let's go n*ggers!
INT. SLEEP 'N EAT'S DRESSING ROOM
Sleep 'N Eat is finishing his Black.
AUDIENCE (O.S.)
Let's go n*ggers!
INT. STAGE - CONTINUOUS
HONEYCUTT:
Louder. They can't hear you.
YOUNG BLACK WOMAN
LET'S GO N*GGERS!
YOUNG WHITE MALE
LET'S GO N*GGERS!
79.
INT. MANTAN'S DRESSING ROOM
Mantan is applying his FIRETRUCK RED lipstick.
AUDIENCE (O.S.)
LET'S GO N*GGERS!
INT. SLEEP 'N EAT'S DRESSING ROOM
Sleep 'N Eat's also applying lipstick.
AUDIENCE (O.S.)
LET'S GO N*GGERS!
INT. STAGE - CONTINUOUS
Their CHANT is deafening. The audience's hyped.
HONEYCUTT:
You sound so good to me. Ladies
and gentlemen, boys and girls,
without further adieu, let's
welcome youknowwhoI'mtalkin'about,
your two favorite coons, Da Dusky
Duo, our stars Mantan and Sleep 'N
Eat.
The audience goes crazy as the curtain goes up and the house
band kicks in with the Mantan theme.
ON STAGE:
The setting is a chicken coop, live roosters and chickens
move freely about Mantan and Sleep 'N Eat. They start right
into their routine at a furious pace.
MANTAN:
Y'know my lady Lucindy?
SLEEP 'N EAT
The one with da big...
MANTAN:
Not her, the one with the little...
SLEEP 'N EAT
Oh her.
MANTAN:
Tomorrow is her birthday and I want
to get her something really nice,
like a...
80.
SLEEP 'N EAT
No, not that. How 'bout...
MANTAN:
She hates dem.
SLEEP 'N EAT
Too bad. How 'bout a dress?
MANTAN:
Sleep 'N Eat, one of dem slinky,
sexy, little foxy...
SLEEP 'N EAT
Mantan, way too short, too tight.
Get her one of dose...
MANTAN:
...to big. The in-between one, not
too tight, not too lose.
SLEEP 'N EAT
That'll work. I just bought one
for myself.
Mantan c*cks his limp wrist. The audience ROARS.
SLEEP 'N EAT (CONT'D)
Not for me, my woolly headed cotton
pickin' friend for...
MANTAN:
I thought you got rid of...
SLEEP 'N EAT
...that was Vicki, her best friend.
Dat dress will cast ya round...
MANTAN:
...dat's too much money. I can't
'ford it. I needs me a dress that
cost no mo' than...
SLEEP 'N EAT
...aconite get it dat cheap.
MANTAN:
I'll buy her a less expensive
dress, so I can have some money
left over to take her out to dinner.
SLEEP 'N EAT
We should go out on a double date.
81.
MANTAN:
I heard ya lady is wild.
SLEEP 'N EAT
No. That's her second cousin.
Who's married to Li'l Bit.
MANTAN:
Oh, because on our first date, she
let me...
SLEEP 'N EAT
...no, she didn't...
MANTAN:
...yes she did.
SLEEP 'N EAT
...I heard different, thought that
was...
MANTAN:
...not that time...
SLEEP 'N EAT
So when are you comin' to pick us up?
MANTAN:
Around...
SLEEP 'N EAT
...too early...
MANTAN:
...then what about...
SLEEP 'N EAT
...too late, maybe around...
MANTAN:
...perfect...
SLEEP 'N EAT
That's what I like about you and me.
We git along...
MANTAN:
...like macaroni and cheese...
SLEEP 'N EAT
...like grits and butter...
MANTAN:
...like fried and chicken...
82.
SLEEP 'N EAT
...like sleep and eat.
OFF-SCREEN we HEAR the VOICE of MASSA CHARLIE, he's the
overseer of this plantation.
MASSA CHARLIE (O.S.)
Who goes in there?
SLEEP 'N EAT
We'd better hide.
MANTAN:
It's dat mean, evil overseer Massa
Charlie.
They hide behind some boxes.
MASSA CHARLIE:
I say who goes in there?
BOTH:
There's nobody in here 'cept us
chickens.
Massa Charlie enters the chicken coops with a SHOTGUN
blazing. Sleep 'N Eat and Mantan do a jig as they try to
escape the buckshot.
ON AUDIENCE:
They're rolling down the aisles in hysterics.
INT. CONTROL BOOTH
Everyone in the booth is laughing uncontrollably. Except
Delacroix. Even Sloan is dying.
DELACROIX:
Who's side are you on?
SLOAN:
I'm sorry, I can't help it. It's
too funny.
Delacroix starts to crack a smile. He is definitely trying
to hold it in.
INT. DELACROIX'S APARTMENT - NIGHT
He sits in front of the television, which is off.
83.
DELACROIX (V.O.)
It was the Day of Reckoning. After
a massive advertising and publicity
campaign...
CLOSER:
Delacroix stares at the blank screen.
DELACROIX (V.O.) (CONT'D)
...the public would finally get a
chance to view Mantan. I was
feelin' a little bit like Dr.
Frankenstein.
INT. SLOAN'S STUDIO APARTMENT - NIGHT
Sloan, Jessica, Mantan and Cheeba are gathered around the
television in the small studio apartment, jabbering away.
DELACROIX (V.O.)
What would their reaction be? I
hadn't the foggiest.
SLOAN:
Everybody shut up.
ON TV SCREEN:
We see the OPENING of MANTAN - THE NEW MILLENNIUM MINSTREL
SHOW. It is in CLAYMATION. Mantan and Sleep 'N Eat are
doing a "jig." Their noses and lips are done in a grotesque
characterization, BIG WIDE BEGROIDAL NOSES and JUICY RED
HONEYCUTT (V.O.)
Calling all my cousins, you're
about to take a trip down to Hang
'Em High Plantation, home of your
two favorite coons, Mantan and
Sleep 'N Eat.
ON SLOAN, JESSICA, MANTAN, AND CHEEBA
Mantan isn't happy.
MANTAN:
Why they gotta make my nose so big?
CHEEBA:
Look at my lips.
JESSICA:
84.
ON SLOAN:
She can't believe her eyes.
HONEYCUTT (V.O.)
Mantan - The New Millennium Minstrel
Show is proudly sponsored by...
ON TV SCREEN:
HONEYCUTT (V.O.) (CONT'D)
...Da Bomb. We'll take you there.
And...
TIMMI HILLNIGGER PRODUCT SHOT AND LOGO
HONEYCUTT (V.O.) (CONT'D)
...Timmi Hillnigger. Keep it
really real.
ON HONEYCUTT:
HONEYCUTT (CONT'D)
We will be right back with the
start of our show, but first, a
word from our proud sponsors.
CUT TO COMMERCIAL #1
EXT. STREET CORNER - ANY GHETTO, U.S.A. - DAY
The TRACK is BOOMING. The fire hydrant is open on this
sizzling day and practically butt naked "Playaz" and "Hoes"
dance in the water. Each one is guzzling from 64 ounce
JUGULARS of DA BOMB which are in the shape of a bomb.
He's in the spot, he's the spokesperson.
HONEYCUTT:
DA BOMB. Yo. It's 125% pure
pleasure MALT LIQUOR.
HOOCHIE #1
It's Da Bomb, Baby.
PLAYA #1
It's Da Bomb, Baby.
85.
ON CROWD:
Nothing but butts and breasts gyrating.
HONEYCUTT (V.O.)
Clinical testing has found that
Viagra doesn't work on black
"johnson's." That's why our
scientists developed Da Bomb for
you. It makes you feel like a MAN
and it makes dem b*tches feel like
Natural Women - I mean Ho's.
PLAYA #2
HOOCHIE #2
I want to get funked up.
HONEYCUTT:
DA BOMB - 125% pure pleasure malt
liquor.
Honeycutt takes a big swallow from his 64 oz. Jugular. Two
statuesque ladies sandwich him, grinding up on Honeycutt.
He takes the jugular from his lips. As he speaks, flames
come out of his mouth.
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