Bamboozled Page #5
28.
SLOAN:
Hello.
DELACROIX:
This is Cheeba.
CHEEBA:
Nice to meet you.
DELACROIX:
And this is Manray.
MANRAY:
How do you do?
DUNWITTY:
Good. I like the names. Very
theatrical.
DELACROIX:
We're all happy to be here and I'm
going to paint a picture for you.
DUNWITTY:
I'm wid it.
DELACROIX:
I've done a lot of soul searching
and once again you are right. In
my previous work it's been all
surface, superficial. I have never
really dug deep. Not anymore. As
Mark Twain fully understood satire
is the way. Race has always been a
hot button in this country's
history and it needs to be pushed
harder. If we are ever to live
side by side in peace and harmony.
It's about promoting racial healing.
DUNWITTY:
Go on. Good so far.
DELACROIX:
I know you're familiar with minstrel
shows. They came about at the turn
of the 19th century. It was a
variety show in which the talent
was in blackface - singing, dancing,
telling jokes, doing skits.
Dunwitty, I ask you when was the
last time there was a good variety
show on the air. Carol Burnett?
HeeHaw?
29.
DUNWITTY:
Word!!!
DELACROIX:
So let's take this great form, this
very American tradition of
entertainment into the 21st century,
into the new millennium.
DUNWITTY:
The name of the show?
DELACROIX:
It is called:
MANTAN - THE NEWMILLENNIUM MINSTREL SHOW.
DUNWITTY:
I'm lovin' it. You know how I know?
Because I'm getting a boner, my
Johnson is hard, no disrespect my
sister.
Dunwitty starts walking around his office, pumping his first.
DUNWITTY (CONT'D)
I'm feelin' dis'!
DELACROIX:
It will take a lot of courage and
backbone on the part of the CNS to
get this on the air. In fact, I
would understand fully if the
risque, too controversial.
DUNWITTY:
Don't worry about that, that's my
department. Now who do we cast?
We need a star. Can Whoopi sing or
dance?
DELACROIX:
I don't know if Whoopi is the way
to go.
DUNWITTY:
Are these our two stars, sitting
here in front of my nose? Which
one is Mantan again?
MANTAN:
That's me.
30.
DELACROIX:
CLOSE ON:
Cheeba. A look of surprise is on his face. Complete, utter
surprise.
DUNWITTY:
That's a great handle.
DELACROIX:
Mantan and Sleep 'n Eat. Two real
coons. I know we're way out there
but it's satire.
DUNWITTY:
I want you take it there. All the
way to the edge and back.
Sloan looks at Delacroix with concern.
DELACROIX:
Every week we follow the trials and
tribulations of two real coons -
Mantan and Sleep 'n Eat. The Dusky
Duo.
DUNWITTY:
What are there character traits?
DELACROIX:
Ignorant, dullwitted, lazy, and
unlucky.
DUNWITTY:
Exactly!
DELACROIX:
Mantan is an uneducated Negro who
always by some stroke of
unbelievable stupidity makes his
best laid plans go haywire.
DUNWITTY:
And Sleep 'n Eat is his comical
sidekick?
DELACROIX:
Yep, you guessed it.
DUNWITTY:
This could be bigger than "Amos and
Andy."
31.
DELACROIX:
Protest finally forced "Amos and
Andy" off the air. Could stop us
from ever getting on.
DUNWITTY:
Let'em try. I will kill to make
this happen.
Delacroix looks at Sloan.
DELACROIX:
Negroes would be in an uproar.
DUNWITTY:
So what. We would just give the
NAACP a donation that would be the
end of that. No such thing as bad
publicity. So what. Earlier you
said singing and dancing.
DELACROIX:
Mantan right here is a gifted
hoofer. He has educated feet.
DUNWITTY:
Who are the other characters?
DELACROIX:
Do we have characters? How about
Honeycutt, Snowflake, Rastus,
N*gger, Jim, Sambo, Jungle Bunny,
and how could we forget Aunt Jemima.
Dunwitty is dying with laughter. He's the only one.
DUNWITTY:
We gonna hit 'em wid da BOMB DICKEY
on dis' one. What's the setting?
DELACROIX:
In the projects. Like Eddie
Murphy's "The PJ's."
DUNWITTY:
Ya first bad move. Projects been
done. That's one of the problems
now, everything, movies, TV, are
set in the urban jungle, da hood.
That's so tired. Mantan's
Millennium Minstrel Show should be
set on a plantation. In Alabama.
(MORE)
32.
DUNWITTY (CONT'D)
And every week these Alabama porch
monkeys will make us cry, make us
laugh, make us look at our own
humanity. Make us feel good to be
alive.
DELACROIX:
I don't know about that plantation
angle.
DUNWITTY:
What are you talkin' 'bout? It's
the move. Stay wid me now. We're
movin' fast. What does everybody
else think about this?
SLOAN:
We'd get a lot of mail.
She laughs, it's a fake one at that.
SLOAN (CONT'D)
Mr. Dunwitty, there wouldn't be
another show like it.
CHEEBA:
I've always wanted to be on
television.
DUNWITTY:
I like you. Sleep 'n Eat. That's
funny. Mantan, how do you feel
about performing in black face?
MANTAN:
As long as the hoofing is real,
that I can do my thing, I can
blacken up. Let me hit it, beats
and rhythms, express myself.
DUNWITTY:
Show me a little somethin' somethin'.
Mantan starts to put on his new tap shoes.
DUNWITTY (CONT'D)
Delacroix, you dug deep, deeper
than deep.
Mantan is ready.
33.
MANTAN:
I'm gonna give you just a taste.
haven't trained 'em yet.
He starts to work out.
MANTAN (CONT'D)
Rhythms, rhythms, rhythms. Beats,
beats, beats. No Fred Astaire
here, baby. Just rawness.
Dunwitty clears his desk of everything, just knocks stuff
flying onto the floor. And Mantan taking the cue, jumps up
on his desk and really starts hitting it.
CLOSE ON:
Delacroix, as he watches his creation, it's not a happy face.
CLOSE ON:
Mantan, he's bringing it home. With the final move, he
leaps off the desk into the middle of the office, and FREEZES.
ANGLE ON:
The office.
DUNWITTY:
That'swhatI'mtalkin''bout.
That'swhatI'mtalkin''bout! He's
off the hiz-hook!
DELACROIX:
We think so.
DUNWITTY:
Sleep 'n Eat, what do you do?
CHEEBA:
I play the straight man. I do some
singing and dancing also. I also
manage Mantan.
DUNWITTY:
Oh you do so?
CHEEBA:
I'm the man behind the man behind
the man.
DUNWITTY:
You da man.
34.
CHEEBA:
No, you da man.
DUNWITTY:
I'm gonna run upstairs with this.
If CNS doesn't want to do this,
somebody else will have da balls to
pull the trigger. I want to thank
each and every one of you. This is
great, Delacroix. I'll get back to
you later today.
EXT. STREET - DAY
Cheeba and Mantan are walking in midtown Manhattan. They
both have a pep in their step, money in their pockets, and a
roof over their heads.
CHEEBA:
Life is beginning to look up. It's
all good in da neighborhood.
MANTAN:
You might be right.
CHEEBA:
Why are you smiling so?
His smile is a mile wide.
MANTAN:
I'm not smiling.
CHEEBA:
Naw, not you. It can't be. That
hottie Sloan Hopkins.
MANTAN:
It's that bad, huh? It's all over
my face.
CHEEBA:
No shame in ya game. She got ya
nostrils, ya chnoz is wide open.
Sloan's what we certified ladies'
men call low hanging fruit.
MANTAN:
Certified ladies' man, huh?
CHEEBA:
She's also moorish.
35.
MANTAN:
What's that?
CHEEBA:
Moorish. Ya get a little taste of
dat booty, ya wanna get some MORE.
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