Bana Bir Soygun Yaz Page #10

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This is a script, an

absurd comedy one at that.

Frank money dude,

I got nothing to do with money.

This is producers piece of mind,

lam just relaying it to you.

Soo, the producer didn't like at that much?

Not as so much not like,

but he says a heist with bigger loot

would enthrall the audience and such,

you know what I mean.

That's easy bro, here, original.

At least 5 milion.

...a mint heist...

Ohh really original.

If there would be a problem with the name,

we will produce it with title. I name 'thee mint'.

If that doesn't work, how about

'Turk's struggle with mint?

Good.

Dude, P.S., mother's milk is crucial

for the first 6 months.

I now present our esteemed counsellor

to the lectern with your applause.

Greetings.

Counsellor is here, if we are caught,

we will rot in jail.

Onur, I was a fan of your intellect.

Now I am extra impressed.

I am sure this place was empty

the whole year around,

and you pick this day with counsellor

and all to pull the heist.

This robbery and heist thing

is not our cup of tea anyhow.

Let's walk away brother, c'mon.

Stop yapping dude, you made my head hurt.

Did I call the counsellor?

Besides, we can use this situation

to our advantage, while all eyes are

on the counsellor,

we will sneak in unnoticed to the mint.

C'mon follow me, go, go.

Here we are following this rascal again,

why do we do this?

Move, move.

Onur.

Yeah.

What the hell are we supposed to do now?

We will first sneak into staff room...

"change our clothes,

than we will mingle with them.

We should at least wait for

the counsellor to leave, it would be rude.

Yes, it would go down on his record.

Frack his record, for god's sake,

get in brother, what are you doing?

Door is already open, what are you doing?

Come... Come over.

Onur.

What.

Where is the money, where is the gold?

This son of a gun scriptwriter

fooled us again, I tell you.

How would I know mate,

look around, someone is coming.

Pretend to work. Someone is coming.

Yes, yes intensify the red,

yes intensify the red a little, attention.

Honorable counsellor,

this is our printing unit.

As you were friends.

Thank you, thank you.

How long have you been working here?

Now dear counsellor,

actually we are networking here.

I mean, we just started working,

we don't exactly do this procedures.

You would give me credence if you knew

my story and all that facts of life.

We are originally 3 buddies,

we have Onur who is a bit of a rascal.

This one is Onur.

He is the one who got is into all of this.

He took us to an exchange office one day.

I took my gun out there

and said "Give me the Mozambique currency now",

...from there to cemetery,

this poor soul fainted there,

...got dirt all over him, then came who?

The mafia, Hacamat...

...he had a lamb named Polat.

I talk to Polat.

But I can't talk to Selim,

the man in the suit,

carrying a shovel all the time,

he named the shovel Gll.

This one called her aunt-in-law Gll.

He beat me with that shovel... A lot.

Dear counsellor, and here we have

graphic design section, let's take a look.

As you were guys, take it easy.

Onur got us in all this dear counsellor,

and it all got tangled up.

And after that my counsellor,

Shut up!

And no insurance.

Frack your insurance man.

Really, frack you and your insurance.

Soo what we gonna do now?

Soo what we gonna do,

we screwed up we are leaving.

You literally scared

the man away by talking brother.

Isn't there any money around here?

Here money, see.

Yap, Yap, yap, yap, like an engine.

Move.

Holy sh*t, this is gold men.

Ohh we are saved.

Yes.

Move bro, move.

Dude, what are you doing here?

You scoundrels, I am here for

what you are here for.

So you wiseguys were

enacting my scripts in real world.

How did I bust you, eyy?

We actually reserved

one of the sacks for you dude.

What will I do with that?

Am I a thief like you?

Leave those sacks to the ground now.

C'mon put them down, look at me.

I should turn you guys in,

but we have a history...

...so I won't report you.

Bravo Hadi, bravo brother.

I congragulate you.

You are the man, we are sinners,

but you turned out to be a real believer.

Stop confusing my head, leave the sacks,

brothers, leave them.

What did you do?

What the hell did you do?

Run dude, run.

Move, run.

Easy hooo, easy.

Just pullover a car, damn.

Selamn aleykm brethren,

hope I didn't make you wait too long.

Aleykm selam brother Hacamat,

no, you arrived just in time.

Since you are here and the gold is here,

we will give them to you

and be release from our debt and bondage.

Give them, give of course,

would I ever offend you?

But dear brother, among them

is a hefty sum belonging to us as well.

I would like to mention that.

Well brethren Onur, we will not

split hair over such figures.

Look here look, take this brethren.

Soo this is the gang, I caught you,

all red handed this time, you are done for.

We are screwed.

You will spend the remainder of your days

together in a cell block.

Told you, I will get you, didn't I Onur?

May god smite you down Onur.

Cemil.

Sergeant, these are

decomissioned coins, no longer in use.

What?

I mean they are out of circulation.

They would be in circulation if they weren't taken out.

Cemil, do not wear those shoes again.

Sergeant, we are in movie business now

and we needed props for it.

That's why we did it I mean.

Yes sergeant, scene 76/mint,

midday take 075.

Indeed, I am chief of production,

art director and an actor.

Sergeant, they are thief s.

They did it.

Sergeant, the thief s were apprehended

with the gold they stole.

So these guys didn't do it?

These one made it sergeant,

they are the ones.

Hadi, so he looted the mint while,

we arranged for the props.

They commited the robbery, I am innocent.

I can not articulate enough.

Who is a thief? You are the thief.

You are the thief you rascal!

Who you calling a thief?

Get the hell out of here now, move.

Get out.

Relax.

Who is this?

The thief sergant.

I will get you one day Onur.

Of course.

You know it.

Sure.

We will meet again.

Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.

Selim, shoot them.

Of course sire.

Stop, stop it dude, stop.

What?

Brother, here is my proposition, give us a month.

If we won't bring you 250K Euros,

my god strike me down where I stand.

Euros I say as well.

A muslim should believe a Muslim.

Tvbe estafirullah, release them.

What's up?

What are you doing here?

We have been real assh...s to you brother,

we understand that.

But we can't sleep peacefully at night dude.

What? Whenever I pass by your room, you sleep

like a bunch of bears in hibernation.

Yes.

Believe us, that we are mentally upset,

could not get a shuteye

because of you, I swear.

Yes.

I am deeply sorry; to bother you

like that brothers, sorry.

It is ok, we will survive, but more important

than that is, we made a decision.

What decision?

We will jailbreak you out of here.

What you say? How will you do it?

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