Bana Bir Soygun Yaz Page #2

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I will come to brother I will as well.

I won't leave you hanging out like that, but

the important question is this;

what will we say to Hacamat?

What will we say, what should

we say Grow a pair will you?

Look at yourselves, afraid like

little girls grow a spine, man up.

When I was in high school,

I was in wrestling team, man up

man up, I will kick that Hacamat's ass

or whatever to the curb.

What are you high on?

Tea.

I m sorry, may I ask a question.

Has this fella failed to pay his debt?

How did it happen?

I don't know

You kinda rearranged his face.

I wandered why

he was late for 2 days, 2 ohhh.

What gives believers,

something I should know?

We have a request from you,

brother Hacamat.

Let me put it this way,

our friends

brother Hacamat, now,

it is like this. Errr.

Esteemed brothers, don't talk like

charity collectors after Friday prayers

that talk altogether at the same time.

We were wondering if we should

pay our debt in Turkish liras

or in euros or dollars. We came to ask how

in order to avoid future misunderstandings.

It is far cry from that.

Not exactly like that

I mean not that way.

Brother, what you say is irrelevant.

What brother Hacamat says is all that matters.

Isn't that so?

He is right.

Now we accept all currencies.

Of all countries and nations after you collect it

in the following 27 days,

we don't discriminate

or act like racists.

Who is this brother?

Esteemed brother this is our room mate Sleyman

he is an outstanding believer a real faithful.

Selamnaleykm ve rahmeturullah esteemed brother.

Come over here.

You look like a nice brother.

A real believer Masallah.

Now I entrust my two brothers here first to god

and then to you if in this 27 days

anything happens to them

or they pull a dissappearing act

or anything, you will pay this 100.000 Euros

or I will pump all the blood

in your body out of your ass.

From here, right here.

Why did he entrust you to me?

Do I look like a custodian?

Onur shame on you for turning him into this.

That is all I say.

What? Are you insane people?

Was it my idea to talk to Hacamat?

Was it? Hmm?

Guys please don't screw me over

the man talks about draining blood from the ass.

I can't even stand the sight of a needle.

Tvbe estagfurullah.

Some precious ass you got there.

Like you are the only one who has one move.

This man would really can'); out

whatever he says right?

No kidding sherlock. This man

would sell his sould to devil

for money. Maybe he already had.

Stop hitting, for god's sake stop it.

You will break it, it would be a shame stop it.

It is all old and rotten here

and it stinks to high heavens.

Inorant fool,it smells of history even if its old

or rotten I or stinky,

it is precious for me.

Heirloom from my grand dad,

he got it from grand dad of his grand dad.

Great grand dad

great great grand great to my great grand

grand great great grand dad.

I must admit it is a nice piece.

And I must admit that under normal circumstances

we would not have sell it

but facts of life compelled us.

I'm sorry, would you be willing

to sell this sword as well?

Sword, let me check.

Ahhh that is a heirloom from my grand nanny

and grand nanny got it

from her great grand nanny.

She was an old fencer,

one of the oldest.

We are ripped,

totally ripped.

That rascal really robbed me.

What did you want from my precious heirloom?

You should be glad that slavery is abolished

else he would have sold you as well.

That he would.

You two are morons.

It would have sit and rot

there, thanks to me you

have some cash lining your

pockets, give me a break.

Give you a break?

Man has no shame he can still talk after all.

eto, how much did we get from the heirlooms?

It must have been a heft sum Sleyman.

How much did he give?

Haven't counted yet Sleyman not yet.

Is that our share, or just yours?

This is our share Sleyman, ours

Why the hell can't we think

about selling this on your own

and this guy goes and sells it

and we share the money three ways?

Why don't our brains work?

Work your bucket Sleyman,

why don't you sell it Sleyman.

Shut your pie hole,

geez enough I couldn't count the money

yap yap yap, and you shout at me.

You won't let me Sleyman,

here do it yourself if you think it's easy.

I don't think that is necessary.

What you doing baby girl?

Onur bro.

What's up?

Cam, my Cam

Good good you found yourself

a strapping brave young lad there.

Why you said that bro?

You would understand it

when you see Drdane bro.

Huussh, Onur, what you doing?

You will scare him away.

I am 18 already,

I will be a spinster.

Nah he won't run away yeah

you are right you are getting old...

Okay, take care, bye.

Brother Onur, you know this

Cem was madly in love with me.

He was always checking me out.

Let's go protect me my brave.

Have a nice day.

That is a bit hard around here.

Customer here boy, how about some attention right here?

customers like us

mam, we are watching the doctors leave us be.

I am in an operation right now

and you talk about sausage.

Whaaaa, do you see what I see lad?

Your daugther is taken it seems outrageous.

Soo I catch you red handed

I caught you.

You will die by my hand.

Mommaa. Mommaa.

Momma?

I won't let anyone squander my wealth.

Well he sprints really good.

Momma, you chased this one as well.

I lost track of the number of runaway husbands.

All you think about is a husband you insolent...

Can we please watch the doctors in peace here?

Thank god there is another

C'mon hurry the race begins

please win at least once.

You always bet on the donkeys.

Yeah yeah, make your fun of me pull my leg.

Wait till one of my scripts is made into a movie.

See then if I ever set foot back in here.

How pretentious of you.

Well the decesead was pretentious as well

all of us here ate his funeral meal together.

I am pretentious,

see I wrote a heist scenario

pretty unique, 5 million at least

thought about it, measured it, edited it

characters are ready

the locations are set, it is good to go.

Since you put so much time

and effort in measuring and editing it,

why didn't you plan a real heist?

Yep, why didn't you?

Make a real heist plan.

Allah Allah, you jackass.

Of course, You lad,

you write me a heist.

Where are you guys?

We hit the jackpot,

we are saved come sit, sit, sit down.

We are finally saved from

all this squalor and from Hacamat.

What happened?

Did you win at track?

No nothing like that,

we will commit a robbery.

Sod off, is that your great idea?

Robbery?

Nah relax he is just kidding.

Slo, I am dead serious my friend.

Dead serious,

brother we are setting up a business.

Yes, it would be prudent for you not to include

us in your further plans dear Onur.

Best of luck brothers, what business?

We will take the money you gave us

last night and use it as capital to sell

panties and bras in the bazaar.

Selling bras and panties.

Yep.

You are a bunch of small minded men

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