Bana Bir Soygun Yaz Page #3

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you are something else.

I will call Hacamat now and

I will say dear brother Hacamat

please calculate the part of debt

that falls on me and Slman

break it into monthly installments

and start paying it back got it bro?

and you act like you are big shots

I wonder what will happen

if it were 5 or more bucks.

C'mon get up brother get ready so we can leave.

How nice of you to come,

makrube of this place is famous.

Just like that, eat some get healthy.

Don't make makrube sad.

What does elders say? El anti zkkml mk...

vel minel zeynell blk te ante zkkml mk ve...

...inel erri namefi kallavi blk, it means:

If mouth eats it, the cock dances,

if mouth doesn't eat it, the cock sleeps.

Soo planning to be salesman at the bazaar.

God willing brother.

What does believer Onur says is this matter?

He thinks it is small business, yeah small job.

And what did you say? We said we are small too.

Yep we are small as well.

Now that is wrong quarter gold.

Can any man with 100 thousand

Euros of debt be a small man?

Man has a point nope he can't.

Of course he can't.

Take Polat outside for a while

get him something to eat.

Fill his stomach, pity alas.

Just like that, eat some more

get some meat on your bones.

Which body part of you should

I sic Hacamat on tomorrow?

We have belly.

What? I don't get it.

I will eleborate everything

when we get back home Slman, just you wait.

What gives fellow believers?

Couldn't reach a consensus like

social democrats.

Now brother Hacamat yes dear.

Now, you know, err this money now Hacamat brother.

Slman will tell everything now, go on.

Hit it Selim. Hit it, not like that on the back.

I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm ok.

All good believer?

Fine now thanks.

For a moment I thought you were a goner look at me.

Don't make me look for another fiduciary.

Good.

Now tell me what you came to say.

What is there to tell you bastard?

Watch your tounge heaten Slman tell...

everything to brother Hacamat you heaten.

He will tell now.

What everything? Everything that you know.

I am all ears dear Now... now.

Hold that thought, I have to get this.

God bless whoever that caller was.

My blood pressure dropped. Why you little...

Selamnaleykm brethren, What is up?

This man is 6 hours overdue on his debt.

Ohh.

He is saying something like let me go to a bank...

...and withdraw some money but it is not clear.

Ohh.

Too much blood coming out of his mouth,

he might have internal bleeding.

Soo talk now brethren, we can hear you.

I removed his nails, cut off one finger

And we lost it can't find it anywhere.

Where you think you are going?

Brethrens you prepare him...

...get the equipment ready, I am on my way.

Bye selamnaleykm.

I am a firm believer in upholding one's promises.

A man must be like that Hacamat brother.

Man of his word.

Ok off we go and you be B.B.G.

Get up Slman, you faint so easily, so easily.

Wake up, stand tall, what is this?

He left the cheque to us...

Slman he left the cheque to us.

This is how they get rich I guess.

We will deduce it from 100k Euro.

My only brother whose

every word is as valuable as gold.

You have summoned me, what gives?

We will know good or bad

when we talk brethren Onur.

Selim.

Yes sire.

Would you take Polat out so he can pee.

As you wish brother.

Go together, get plenty of fresh air will you?

AVE aye.

Selim, chop chop, take Polat, c'mon go.

God bless brother it is like a zoo in here.

Cows and snakes and all.

What does the book say? What does it say?

Vel minel mahlukatl alaml hayran

vel teante gnl seyran.

Translated:
He who does not love animals

can not love mankind.

That is correct, which book are we talking about.

Onur the faithful, what would you

like to eat? What do we have?

We have fried piner stick, would you like some?

Thanks brother, I have acid reflux.

It seems today is your feast day,

you feasted the boys and didn't tell me.

So they mentioned.

Yes they did, you sweated them pretty rough.

Say Onur brethren.

Don't you inform the brothers

on the severity of this issue?

Don't you tell them that

my Hacamat brother would rip your

flesh from your bones

and your bones from your skin?

I do all the time but

you see, one of these

didn't get enough mother's milk.

The other is an inbred they are a little slow.

Brother disregard those,

I have something important to tell you.

Vallahi.

May god strike me down.

Hopefully, go ahead

Man, where has he been?

It has been too long

Trust in god Slman,

whatever written here, shall come to pass.

Brother Hacamat, Selim, Polat.

When angel of death comes.

All will turn to Banu, get it?

Why you talking like that?

Creeping me out.

Why so gloom and doom all of

a sudden?

Don't rain on my parade, why

don't you listen to Onur, frank him.

Why don't you listen to me,

me your life long loyal friend.

I was there to catch you when you fall,

how many times have I saved your life?

Remember that one time you were riding a bike.

Coming down from a ramp full speed.

Blazing down, brakes blown.

Flutting your hair like that,

you had hair back then of course.

Ohh I had hair...

The point is the bike not your hair,

coming towards me.

Full speed, what did I do?

I stand in front of you

to stop the bike, you hit me so hard.

You stayed but I continued with the bike,

Sh*t happens.

For you, you are my brother my friend...

...and another time we were playing ball, remember?

You were kind of an oaf back then,

hit it right to the construction site.

I followed after the ball, entered inside.

A builder was holding the ball.

Enough Sleyman, no more.

It was bad.

Want me to put some tea...

...don't put, pour.

What does the book say?

Vel minel sedde nimetul zevk

vel teasevabl zerre,

Which means, it is a good deed

to enjoy every bit

of any given blessing.

Then according to book, we should lick.

There you go, Bismillah.

Chop chop.

Brethren Onur, as god is my witness

you convinced me in two minutes.

Oh no dear brother, please.

Give me a break, will you.

Hmm.

Now you set me up with one of this bazaar stands...

...and don't worry about the rest.

I said okey didn't I, Brethren Onur.

Are you planning to rob the bazaar?

Oh god no.

God forbid, it is all this icecreams.

Fault.

Getting talkative as one licks more.

May god have mercy and forgive us, say

Brethren Onur, I didn't

see you today on Friday prayer.

How weird, I was just...

...behind you to the right,

I start preparing from Thursday...

...for Friday prayers, please.

Allah Allah.

Vallaha.

Then lick away.

Let's lick.

If only I had the money to buy

Tokio, London, Paris, Malkara,

Kean, we have branches everywhere.

Come sister.

Dude, why did you wear that inside?

Do women wear it on the outside?

Are you a women for god's sake?

Best merchandise, here sister.

Can you put it in a plastic bag?

Of course my dear sister, 5 liras.

Come one come all 5 liras per piece.

Bless you sister.

I got to dash, excuse me.

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