Bana Bir Soygun Yaz Page #4

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Undressing? Where are you going?

Going to the wholesaler to buy merchandise.

I will get the prettiest

ones so we can sell better.

eto, open that.

Eyy, buy colored thongs and some lace.

Of course I will buy your size.

See you later.

See ya.

And on that note, what was that song?

If only I had the money to buy,

if only I had the money to buy.

Come one, come all

make your daughter happy.

Ve selamnaleykm verahmeturullah...

...ve bereketl, what's up brethrens?

You are in the cup business as I see.

Aleykm selam brother Hacamat sire.

What you doing here?

Isn't this the bazaar lad?

People come to find what they are looking for.

See, I too have finally found

what I was looking for.

Not like we are trying to

escape or anything, pardon me.

But I am getting a little oppressed here.

Can not take it anymore.

Shush, don't talk like that.

Stop poking me Slman, unhand me one minute.

Pardon me when I say brother Hacamat,

have I seen that box of candy?

I have not.

Slman one moment, Hacamat brother

have I eaten even one candy from the box?

I have not, have I spend the money?

Nope, I can not stand this anymore.

Enough is enough,I am sick

and tired of seeing you every day.

Like grim reaper.

For the love of god.

Pheew.

Selo, vacate the bazaar.

What does he say?

That we are hacked.

Quarter gold hold it, walk Polat away.

I don't want him to witness

what is about to happen.

Hacamat brother, are you pissed at something?

Once upon a time

a brethren was flying over Africa.

When his plane suddenly broke down.

They made an emergency landing inside the forest.

Praise to god, nothing happens to him.

While gazing into the woods he sees

an African tribesman walking towards him.

At that moment he says now I am fracked.

God forgive.

While thinking those, he has

a vision of a white bearded sage.

The sage tells him, don't be afraid son...

...don't you be afraid

he says, sage what should do?

He say, see that spear over there?

He replies, yes I do.

Take that spear and jam it

right through the heart of

The man at the forefront with colorful clothes.

He takes the spear

and jams it through the front man's

heart...

...at that moment sage tells him: My son.

Now... You are fracked.

Get the message?

It means:
El lugatul hissiyat

el ante duhulul ass.

Ass?

What I am saying is if that tongue of yours

ever streches like that again,

I will rip it out and shove it up your ass.

Why you...

Does this brethren have a condition?

He is a bit sensitive on ass issues.

Hello.

Dancing for me.

You sly dog.

She loves you bro, she digs you.

Yesss, she loves me.

So you are saying that only way

out of this trouble is a robbery.

Correct.

But think it through guys

this is not my idea.

We did.

We might get caught.

Maybe.

Whatever happens at the end, you wanted this.

We wanted it.

Fine then.

Plan.

Spartacus, write Poyraz Beyi for that race.

Nah I'll go with Dila Hanm.

f you are so sure, why don't you write it?

I would but I have given up

on all this track and race thingie.

I hang at Firzaa till 3,

then tour cihangir and stuff.

Hang out with the crew you know, movie people...

...actors and all that.

If you need a scenarist, we have Hadi brother.

You don't say.

Really.

Greetings brother.

We will see if he has anything good.

Welcome.

Soo what is the clerks fault?

Did all four of them

enter to change money? What is the deal?

It is unique, it will work.

You say...

Now you hold your gun against the man

and shout:
This is a robbery! Deal?

Onur, I have never hold

a gun in my entire life.

What if it goes off? What if I become a...

...murderer mere??

Why do you talk so naive?

It is a fake gun, not real.

So you hire a car and wait for us

outside the gates, ok? Don't forget.

Deal.

Natural born robbers

damn me.

I will get some fresh air.

What kind of a car are we talking about? cargo truck?

Pick up? Rims? Sound system?

Shut it Slo, where did he go?

Should I speak or shut up?

Speak please.

They went to the mosque.

Zip it, enough.

Scene 18, repeating it watch now.

He enters the exchange office,

you wait with the rental car...

...and I stake out at nearby cafe.

Ok but what about the can?

Next to which Turkish bath?

Onur welcome brother,

have you come to repent?

To atone for your sins?

Sinner no more?

Oh god.

Brother I knew you would

find the right path someday.

You know...

Praises to you Lord.

That I live to see this day.

Almighty god hear my voice, I beg you.

Hear my cries Lord.

Hear his voice.

If you excuse me for a second please.

Please.

Dear god, I have prepared a robbery plan...

...for these two morons. I am still planning.

What I want from you

is deliverance from the heist...

...that we will try to pull

with these knuckleheads.

Unharmed. And if it isn't too much,

a little extra on the side will do.

You know I love Leyla.

I would many her.

Sony for the unnecesarry intimacy.

Unwarry heaten.

Allah you are great, we beseech you.

Ya Rabbi ya Resulullah.

We have stooped down...

...to robbery, I concur with Onur here.

Thanks.

Partially, after we pay our debt

let us have a few bucks for ourselves

so we won't stoop even lower...

...than robbery.

My god.

What was my fault, my sin?

I rue the day I meet

these men.

Ya Resullallah

I want to part with them.

Grant me a pious life yarabbi ya resulullah...

...every day. Threats, fear of death...

...something every other day, Lord I am coming to you

Ya Rabbi ya Resulullah.

Sit down Slman, shut it, look what have you...

...done to this poor lad?

He was already a halfwit.

Now he is completely gone,

messed his head, become like you.

See what happened to him.

Amen.

Amen.

Selamn aleykm.

How may I help?

What do you think I look like?

I can not make it but I guess

you wore a stocking over your face...

...to avoid recognition.

Take a good look, who do I look like?

I got it now, you are a famous actor...

...hiding from papparazzi, right?

Have you lost it?

I want the money.

Okay, how much?

How much will you exchange?

A lot.

Okey give me the money...

C'mon give it.

What you looking at?

Air.

What ah? Where is the money?

What money? Here.

I got receipt.

Bravo, you will make the headlines tomorrow.

What will it say?

Big heist, to morons rob the exchange Office...

"and run away with 31 Euros.

So that fancy exchange office had only

a beggar, it would be better.

Don't say that Slman, see when I walked in...

...the clerk treated me like a normal customer...

...and I could not say

"This is a robbery".

I got confused, my head stopped.

Shame on you, you talk the talk...

yap yap yapie the yap,

but you can not walk the walk.

Like it was my 10th heist.

Why don't you do it if it is so easy?

Why me? Let Onur do it.

Why are we the robbers and he is the stakeout?

You are right, he should rob and we should stake out.

You should have said that while sharing the roles.

Whatever written in the script.

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