Bana Bir Soygun Yaz Page #5

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When we improvise,

We fail miserably, the dramatic construct collapses.

Keep your ideas to yourself.

Slman, why are you like this.

For god's sake,

you are such a crook,

you said something back then...

now you say something else.

Don't you raise your voice to me 31 euros.

Where is onur?

Over there, sitting at the cafe.

That bastard, staking out in the shade.

Move, master robber.

Come, come.

Selamn aleykm.

Aleykm selam, brother

what are we doing?

Aren't you aware that we are running

against the clock.

Onur, can we go over the script

once more brother?

Why? Haven't you all read and

memorized it?

No problem in memorizing

so, we practised, we practised at home

we practised here

indeed we did but

but this is not the way, if this is the

way, it won't be called a robbery.

Okey last time we study

on script

then everybody does his part.

What does it write here? Smart charismatic

and handsome one

stakes out at the cafe opposite the

exchange office.

As we can all understand, that is me

we know that

laying low in the shade, easy script.

He is right though.

Naive, bizzarely original one

enters the office

while the stupid one

ehem

the one playing the stupid

yes

charges into the exchange office

and points his gun at the man.

That is where I fall apart Onur

can't decide what to say when I get in.

Should I say this is a robbery or everybody

down or everybody out hand in the air

Can't play that part not convincing you see.

Convincing is important, convincing is

tantamount.

Alain Delon my ass, like you did everything

else perfectly but stuck on convincing.

Get inside, pull out your piece, hold it against

his head see if he is convinced or not?

See it

- He is right

and you wait for your buddy in the car

when he exits the exchange office

you take him in and floor the gas.

Don't you leave without me moron Sleyman.

He is not that stupid I hope.

Nah I won't forget him but there is another

problem, I don't have a drivers license.

Slo... Go.

Leave.

You say don't leave without taking him,

you don't come I forgot to stay

damn your knuckle head

Hello there.

Ohh welcome, you again

me again.

Welcome, what do you want?

I want money.

Which currency?

Dude this is a robbery

hold them hands up in the air.

Onur, I did it brother I robbed them.

Thief, Onur thief

Why you shout?

Thief here.

And you are?

Am I a thief?

Move move haul ass.

Rascal, bastard, you mined my life

who did you look up to?

Stop for the love of god, stop, stop in the name of god.

Don't you take god's name in vain.

Slman welcome brother, where have you been?

At the cemetery.

My poor brother, so you hid all the way

at cemetery out of fear.

What fem? I was there on mission

pour me some tea.

Victory tea.

What were you doing in the cemetery?

Shooting video for my last album.

I was hiding the money duh.

What money?

The money you lost to the thief.

How come?

I covered that brother.

Thief in here thief.

Bravo to you my brother.

Why did you hid the money in cemetery?

You just read your parts of the script

typical lead role. It was in the script

you asked us to study

so I did.

Curse you and all you do... move

let's go get that money.

What's the rush, I was hoping for a cup of tea.

Move it.

You rascal get up,

don't flatter yourself so quick.

Some team we got here

everything blows in my rear.

Heyyt

Heyyyt-

Keep moving

move, lad move.

Time spend in car was well received by all

who rejoiced the chance to switch scenery.

Selamn aleykm brother.

It almost took two hours to reach uhsane

but the trip was enjoyable.

It was a warm ad sunny day.

What's up brother?

All fine all fine, was just

passing by, thought to

myself I should get the money

while I was on my way.

What money?

The money you stole from the

exchange office today...

One that TV talked all daylong.

I wonder if those same TVs also mention that the

money was snatched by another thief

all day long?

Do you see dunce written over my

forehead, brethren Onur?

Brother Hacamat, if the heist

is on Tv...

Cops should be on their way to

catch them soon enough with disgrace.

Who knows who did it?

Don't worry, their faces could not be identified.

Whichever of you got in and pulled it

I don't know but he pulled

the operation quite brilliantly.

Forgive me if I may say,

why do you think it was us?

Let me put it this way brethren Onur

Which one of you numbnuts entered the office?

This one.

Good, let's go.

To';

I will feed to desert.

The already fragile defense system

of Fabel Mialen...

had acted cautiously out of fear of dissolving

based onsenkoloji, he mentioned.

He must conduct this investigation dilligently

or fabel might be devastated psychologically.

Brethren Onur.

Yes sire.

Why aren't you digging?

Since we have one pick and one shovel at hand

this was the optimum workload share.

Rzaa.

Be nice to Gll.

GUN??

Give me that, dig lad dig.

Easy toyboy of Gll, I found it.

Oh

Help your girl.

Here.

Hold.

What does the book say? El skkayil hayran

elmayl seyran,el hatl sevran... Meaning:

there are 3 beatiful things in the world, money

sound of flowing water...

...And this is?

Mozambik currency.

Something like Dolar or Euro?

Yep.

Yep how? It must be made in China

because it is worthless.

Then why did you steal those?

It was in the script, Scene 54

exchange office, midday.

Dude this is a robbery, put in this bag

god forgive me.

The mozambique currency.

C'mon hands up.

If you let me, come here dear

this way come come relax.

Here come.

Since we already digged them, let's go.

I will kill you.

C'mon guys stop, Onur stop.

Hacamat brother.

Don't do it Onur.

I will kill you, kill you.

As a conservative democrat

believer, I give everybody the right

to choose their own deaths.

Beautiful, cool.

May god be pleased.

Good.

Praise the Lord.

So go ahead and choose, what will it be.

Hmm.

Let's not ruin the line and start with friends.

Zip it and pull your destiny from the bag.

How can I

Pull it, pull

Yes brethren, let's start with you, go on.

It reads:
Heavy stone

tied to foot here

may I command your attention here,

lam not killing anybody.

Esteemed person kills himself.

He is right.

Yes your turn brother.

Abandoned in a deep and bottomless

pit all alone, left to die.

Yes brethren Onur, your turn now, read it.

The esteemed brother is

carefully aligned to his birthplace and

err... bended over

and behind him...

I don't want to read the

rest of it to be honest.

Why? Where was your birthplace?

He is right.

You got the best one.

Yes.

Any friends not happy with

what he picked at lottery?

Regard, I said friends not brethren.

Yes Selim, we may start.

C'mon man what are you doing please

in the name of god please I beg you.

Please look at our situation

with some sense, you are imperialism,

you are capitalism, the

top of the food chain.

Also a liberal as well, thank god.

Absolutely undeniable.

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