Bana Bir Soygun Yaz Page #6

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Brother,

You are the man

Estafurullah.

You are, we are just small time

you will crush us with your superiority.

Estafurullah.

I say you give us, your brothers a helping hand

so we can try to

get bigger, say worth 150K Euros?

What say you?

are we supposed to pay that?

He is right.

Euros as well brother

God forgive, You bagged me once more,

you bury the others.

Sure we can.

One month is too long, 20 days or find

a horse to take a dump on me.

"Besides I still don't talk to you.

XoXo

Ahh hello.

Hi there dude, I was gonna call you.

Really, about what?

Have you ever showed this script

to anyone else before?

There is this producer Daver and then you guys.

Aww that is to bad, our producer heard about it

and believe me he is pissed.

You don't say.

You know the market, and this exchange office

heist take to little space

among the action I don't know

if it was a bigger heist...

considering the viewers.

Here you go.

What is this?

Awesome subway heist.

Pretty unique.

I get it.

It will go places.

Minimum.

Exactly.

Five millions.

Five five.

C'ya brother.

C'ya later.

I have met with our weird scriptwriter

he has written another heist.

C'ya later etin.

Come back you.

Onur brother, leave us out of it, you go solo

and do whatever your heart desires.

Don't involve me either brother, I don't

have the heart for it, I keep feinting.

But brothers, script is flawless

just read it once you will see.

Adventure of three goofy friends

you won't believe it.

This 3 goofy man somehow miraculously

manage to pull a heist at the subway.

What, subway?

Where should we put the train? Let's assume

we stole it, how will we sell it?

Is there a second hand train market, have you

ever heard of a place that sells uses trains?

Nah brother, impossible we will

definitely get caught.

Why are you the way you are?

Stop talking nonsense.

Onur brother, we are returning

to our origins now, get it.

And you should go and make peace with Leyla

pack your stuff and find a way to disappear.

What is this subway heist and all that

why always a robbery?

I concur brother, please go.

What about Hacamat?

Let's get some fresh air, I feel dizzy

Hacamat my ass, I rather die with

my honor then to live like this Onur.

Me too.

Come here where are you going

don't fret, I am in.

I wasn't afraid dude.

Selamun aleykm Hacamat brother.

Ve aleyna aleykm selam we

rahmeturullah we berekath, what's up?

Brethren you look like you saw a ghost

eyes almost out of their sockets and all that?

Nah brother Hacamat, we just feel a bit down

wherever we look

you turn around to face us all the time.

What does the book say?

El alg seki, selective attention

since you are in debt to me, my breath will be at your

neck until your debts

are paid of course.

What you staring at, get in the car!

What are you saying Slman?

Your voice got sucked to your ass

it seems from fear, what are you saying?

Hmm Hacamat brother, our friend here wants to know

uhmm just out of curiosity, he says where

are we going, Slman asks.

Don't tense up brethren, we will loose our stress

have a good sweat and relax.

Polat, Polaaaat, Polat, Polaaat.

Hacamat brother, how about

you don't sit like that, what you say?

Why brethren Slman has a phobia.

What does the book say?

El anteml kubbeyl

hamam tel mnel errullul vucutul sefam...

Which means:
sweating in hotbath is

a good deed. Have you guys ever

wondered why they call me the Hacamat?

I got it, Selim.

Yes sire.

Bring me my tools.

As you wish sire.

Now...

This tool is called hacamat.

Now...

you will ask what does it do.

Well when you fail to pay up I will

use this on you personally

but a few words on it to sate your wonder.

Open your legs.

Now this hollowed tool has

razors on the top side, both sides.

This part is called the horn, when you

when you pull and release it catches the meat.

Bismillah.

My late father was a master of this tool,

may he rest in peace.

Hacamat brother.

Say it brethren.

May god rest his soul, may he join

his ancestors in eternal rest.

Amen.

How did your late father passed away?

My father was a pious man, he always helped

the poor and the down trodden

wherever he finds an unfortunate soul

he would take up on himself to take care

of him personally.

Wow easy brother.

Nah don't worry I'm just assessing

where I can make Hacamat bite.

God forbid.

Selim.

Yes sire.

As god is my witness I have an idea.

A real good one.

I say why don't we pump some air to

our brethren from their asses before they swim.

Stick in the pump and blow away away.

Air?

Air.

Makes sense.

So you can wrap your head around it.

Kinda.

Good good, why you little...

Soo I guess hot air isn't good for you.

He has a ath phobia.

What phobia?

Ath.

Do you have a B problem?

Noo I don't.

Slman enough you devoured my brain.

Slman enough.

I say stop.

Stop mooing like a cow.

Slman.

Look we didn't run into Hacamat today.

We are not telling this to Onur.

You started to creep me out

what happened to you mate?

I got it all but why don't we mention

seeing Hacamat to Onur

because I don't wanna fall deeper in the pit

that is called Onur the Heaten.

That's why, slman your phone.

Nah that is not my ringtone.

Can you watch x-rated movies through

KTunnel with that phone?

Mind your own business.

My own business?

Your own.

My own.

Dude.

Can it be Onur's phone?

Nah it is probably just a cat.

Moron, would a cat

meow like this seductively?

You are right.

You bet your ass I'm right.

Dude.

What if Onur heard what we were talking about?

It would be really awkward

say something.

Slman.

What are you up to?

Let's check if Onur is upstairs.

Good or bad?

eto.

What.

Do you think he heard what we said?

Dude can not hear his own ringing phone

don't you see?

Not a care in the world.

He can sleep in such a position.

How can he hear it?

Yeah sleeping like Banu All-can.

eto.

What.

What is that stiffness behind me?

Phone.

Will you get out?

Okey.

Playing wise?

You think you can outsmart the devil?

I know what to do with you.

Ooo when did you arrive?

Just now, were you home?

I dosed off, didn't even

realized you guys came.

eto brother, I am packing my stuff up..

...will hit the road shortly.

I don't wanna hear about it, Onur.

My brother did you take what I said seriously?

I would die before I let you go.

I would commit suicide.

Never mind him brother, even if he lets you go

I would not, shame on you.

Besides my love would be devastated

if she returns from holiday and can not see you.

Not a voice or any news of you

comes to me anymore.

I am stranded with my mad longing.

I got the blues

with a single 'Hi' from you.

I did what I did to myself.

A toy at the end,

fell in an unrequited love,

haven't changed that much, still a child.

Don't be a stranger, smile,

smiling becomes you.

Don't be cold like fall,

fall brings separation.

Don't be a stranger, smile,

smiling becomes you.

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