Bana Bir Soygun Yaz Page #7

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Don't be cold like the fall,

fall brings separation.

Do we have to loose our sleep

just because you make love?

Who is making love?

Bring me that slipper.

Okey okey I will, you get inside.

And you open the door.

Get inside girl.

I have read what you send

concerning the script.

Have you? So what do you think?

It is good, we are on the right track.

I'm glad, so can I have

a little advance payment?

What is the deal with this advance?

This word, advance kills me.

As you know, you can't do anything

without money, not so much as move.

Hold on, wait a minute.

While you were writing the script,

you were not going anywhere.

Hadi, you sit like this

in front of your desk...

...open your laptop...

strech your legs,

coffee on one hand, tea on the other,

vacation mode on. I pity most the money.

I give to you script writers!

I don't get it,

blow things out of your ass,

write out of thin air,

and get paid, nice!

If so Mr.Daver, I suggest

you blow it out of your ass,

out of thin air.

So you can avoid paying the scriptwriters.

Hadi, please Hadi!

Let me tell you a dramatic story.

I was young, dashingly handsome.

All the girls

are were shouting from balconies and rooftops

to me:
Kwang, Kwang, Kwang!

Kvan?

That golden hair boy with sixpack.

The actor?

Yes that one.

...even when he was a baby,

they said he looked like me.

The girls used to get

a number from mayor's

office, just to eat cake with me.

I was quite popular.

Now, when you have

this much charisma in you

and such good looks, people give you

the evil eye. I was hexed.

I woke up one morning to see,

that all my hair is white and my beard gone.

Wrinkles around the yes, nothing to do.

In one night?

Yes, what, you don't believe me?

Nah, it may be true.

See, it is not that hard blowing things

out of your ass out of thin air.

Do I charge you any money for telling this?

Did I beg for an advance?

My brother bought something useful.

Easy, that is pepper spray maniac,

you will kill yourself!

What is this?

As written in the script.

Detergent for disabling the cameras.

What good is detergent?

Are we gonna do the laundry as well?

I am warning you for the last time...

Should you come back with

ridiculous amounts of money again,

I won't leave you guys to Hacamat,

I will finish you by myself.

Are you threatining us you anus?

What did you say?

I said anus.

What does it mean?

I will tell, but you will faint Slman.

Don't say it then, what does it mean really?

It means ass.

Aww c'mon, get a grip, get up.

Get a hold on yourself dude!

Wake up, get a grip!

Ohhhhh, get up, get up lad...

...brothers our first order of

business is, to enact what he

wrote on script in real life.

First, we control the security.

We will have full control.

The money collected

on subway toll booths, is gathered every

Friday to be sent to the bank.

All you have to do is, to disable

the security cams on our escape route.

This will buy us some time.

While you disable

cameras, I will walk into the security

room like a lost tourist and close the deal.

What are you doing?

Kneel so I can get on top of you.

What?

Slman get down, so I can get on your

shoulders, to disable the cameras.

Why don't you say so.

What did I say?

All kind of thing come to ones mind.

Okay, open your legs.

Slman, be careful, don't wiggle.

Slman hold it, watch it.

I will have a hernia.

A little to the front.

Good, hold it here.

eto?

What?

Squeeze your legs a little more,

so I can suffocate and die down here.

Slman I'm trying to balance myself.

To hell with your balance,

what is this heat on my neck?

Slman, you must have sweated a bit.

Come a little forward.

Steady Slman,

I'm trying to hit the camera.

Frank your balance and camera.

Slman what you doing, mate?

Slman hold it, look...

SEW, where are you going?

Hello there Mahmutcan.

Fine.

Welcome brother akir, how are you?

lam good, really good in fact.

Brother, we will get caught someday, I tell you.

We will be neck deep in serious trouble.

You don't complain while

pocketing the cash, do you?

Have you ever heard of a more secure

room then the security room?

Nope. They will come with the merchandise,

trade it with money, walk in the park.

Slman lower me.

Do you think I'm moving for fun?

Hold still!

Lower me like that slowly, one, two, ok.

Slman let go.

what happened?

My belt got stuck, hold.

If you come like that, like a comet.

Slman don't piss me off!

Remove it, unbuckle.

What you think I'm doing?

Hold still!

God forgive me, Slman.

There is something hard behind me, what is it?

Phone, it is the phone.

Telephone is here, and something hard persists.

I don't know it.

ls my money ready?

Of course it is ready.

Don't you worry..

"We will earn so much more from thig gig.

Trouble at platform 13, respond quickly please.

Slman don't do it fast like that.

Everybody is looking at us doing it.

It does not come off,

what you looking at sister, what?

Pervert!

Who you calling a pervert? He is my brother.

God forgive me,Slman come over here.

I dropped the pepper spray.

That will not do, eto.

Selamn aleykm,hello.

Good day to you, kalimera, hi, hooo.

Metro is at god's mercy it seems.

I'll be damned.

What you know, my favorite person

Abraham Lincoln...

eto I can't untangle,

they are locked in, how can I undo it?

What are you doing you perverts?

Ahh don't spray it, easy!

Urgent, send in backup, I repeat backup.

I heard there was an incident at metro.

And I came immediately, spill it.

Sergeant, err, they said,

there was an emergency, so we wondered

and came to take a look.

We don't know anything else.

Bring me the security footage of the room.

The cameras on this section

are networking my sergeant.

They were supposed to come today,

not functioning.

You have been a security

chief for all these years,

and you did not understand

what was going on in here?

Well, when we heard the call,

we responded immediately.

But these guys have made quite a mess around.

Sergeant, this may sound a bit cliche,

but we are truly innocent.

Ohh dear, then what is this, eyy?

I was carrying the detergent,

eto was carrying that.

I was carrying it in my pocket like this.

Put it down, it is an evidence.

When this evidence

fall out of my pocket my sergent,

I reached to grab it, to lift it of the ground.

Then this huge monstrosity...

Wow, wow, wow!

This monstrosity?

Yes,came out of nowhere,

held my finger like that,

and twisted this way.

I turned and then we all burned.

This pretty much summarizes it.

What is this doing in your pocket?

Chinese knock off, all because of

that Mozambiques, they are no good.

Mozambiques you know.

Mozambique money.

And there is shitloads of it.

Onur said,

they are no use and no good.

What do I know of Mozambiques.

Ask that to the scriptwriter.

Mr.Onur, not me.

Onur? Who the hell is Onur?

That rascal Onur corrupted

this poor Slman as well.

When we were at the cemetery that night,

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