Bana Bir Soygun Yaz Page #8

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I raised my hands "euz bilahi

mineeytanirracim

bismillahirrahmanirrahim" I prayed.

But if I ever saw that candy box,

or eat even one candy from it,

may god strike me blind,

never to see light again, my sergeant.

Onur claims innocence as well,

but I don't trust anything

he says but God is one.

You too think that he ate from the

candy box too, don't you, that heaten Onur,

right sergent?

He surely did, but I vouch

for this poor Slman that

has nothing to do with any of this.

We decided to sell panties

and bras at the bazaaar, poor thing.

I said I'm with you,

let's sell panties and bras.

I even wore a bra inside, true story.

Panties, bras, candy, candybox...

What in nine hells

are you talking about?

When he made me custodian over them...

I mean he entrusted them to me, I had to

get in the job.

See, they have eaten the candy,

and for eating the candy...

Don't talk plural Slman,

I will strangle you, don't talk plural.

They have totaly lost it, Father Riza.

Call me Father Riza once more

and I will beat you in Baal-sally.

Go find me this Onur scoundrel

A.S.A.P., go now!

And don't wear those loose pants.

Get out of my sight. What the hell?

We were discussing something private sergeant.

Ohh, can'); on then.

All of you out, out, out.

Slman, I was defending you here, dude.

Now dear sergeant, Slman and eto

are as clean as water and soap,

pure boys both, no harm to anyone.

What about you my dear Onur?

How clean are you?

Well, I am getting okey so far.

Ohh dear Onur.

Sergeant, if you have any evidence to lock me up,

please do so, I believe in justice.

No answers there it seems,

parked the car in an awkward place,

soo long, see you around!

Good day.

Onur dear, why is the money in hospital?

How many times do I have to tell you,

outside was crawling with cops...

...it would be risky to get out with money.

So I jumped in the ambulance.

Uncle, uncle, oh my uncle. Uncle!

Relax sire.

How can I be? He is half a dad to me.

Don't hold me please, for the love of god!

Uncle!

Who are you?

Who am I?

My uncle is having a concussion it seems.

Give him oxygen, ohh my poor uncle.

Get him in, get him!

Oh my dear, oh my uncle, go on,

go, go, go my uncle...

...my uncle, god, ohh my dear uncle...

...he is like a father to me.

Sit down, close the door,

close it, close it, selamn aleykm.

Once inside the hospital, I entered

morgue and put the money inside an empty coffin!

Tomorrow morning we will go to the morgue,

get the coffin for burial, I mean our money!

God, god send me that ambulance.

Onur, I bet my reputation

that you pulled something at metro.

I am sure.

Please my sergeant,

mother... Continue Cemil.

Sire, the man used the metro for a week,

in a regular fashion.

...but nothing to arouse suspicion...

...if there were any, I would have

noticed it anyhow.

In a week he practically

used the metro every hour.

Check the times,he wanted

to check every hour window.

There must be something.

Sire, the metro isn't

a lucrative spot for robbers anymore...

People are not using money anymore but tickets.

What will they do? Steal the smart tickets?

And no other reports than the assault.

I would have noticed,

if there were any other reports.

And once I notice it,

I would have put them in custody.

Here Cemil, don't use hair gel anymore, Cemil.

Don't rattle it dude.

Sergeant, they came to hospital,

they took a coffin,

loading it to funeral car.

I think they will go to cemetery

with the funeral car.

Roger that, I am on pursuit.

Onur, Onur what are you up to?

What is up with hospital

or funeral? I will find

out what you are up to,

or my name is not Storm Riza.

I feel, that you are up to

no good and I will prove it.

But what is this rascal doing in the hospital?

I remember this great movie I once watched sire.

3 buddies pull of a big robbery.

Then they place the money in the

nearest hospital's morgue.

When it all settles down and is quiet,

they went into the morgue,

inside the coffin...

I got it. They put the money

in the morgue in the hospital, then

take it out of morgue in a coffin.

See how I found it?

Sargent, I envy your great intellect.

Easy, easy lads.

Let's go and throw a few shovels of earth...

And say our prayers lads, it is customary.

Here we go. Wait, wait.

Hodja,my uncle willed to be

buried with a coffin.

I would appreciate, if we honor his will.

Pfff, we are screwed.

End of the line Onur.

What's up sergeant?

You didn't see it coming, did you?

End of the road Onur, the end.

I have no idea what

you are talking about right now!

You will. Onur you will!

Open the coffin!

No I forbid it, you can't open it,

he is my uncle, my uncle.

Open the coffin, open it.

Tvbe yarabbi tvbe bismillah.

What the hell?

What is this?

I can't believe it!

So do I.

What is this?

My strapping uncle has gone,he is gone!

Where to?

God knows it Slman.

Only god knows, whether heaven or hell.

I'm not talking about that dude.

Talk some more and

where we headed will be certain.

Sergeant, for the love of god and prophet,

you have seen my uncle.

If you have any respect for the dead,

let us burry him.

For the love of god.

Condolences.

Thank you.

Onur.

Yes.

I got my eyes on you.

Sure, sure.

Move.

C'mon.

His uncle has passed away.

Hodja, if everything is in order,

I say we bury him quick.

Police are leaving.

I see.

What are they up to this time,

those charlatans?

What they are up to?

No good for sure.

Wait a second,

what are they doing here?

We will see Selim.

Hospital, cemetery, I feel depressed.

Holy Quran, dude.

You were doing just fine

in Turkish bath, weren't you Selim?

Estafirullah, brother.

Selim, are your parents related?

How can they not be,

they are husband and wife.

Dude, how the hell did we

manage to get the wrong coffin?

You should be glad that we did,

what else you want?

Ohh, we might as well belly dance together

when Hacamat comes, knocking.

Ahh, there is that,

the Hacamat, we forgot him.

C'mon mate, c'mon.

Judging from their hurry,

it seems they lost the money again.

You tail them now.

I talked to the women,

she will bring the coffin soon.

Don't blow it!

And our angel of death arrives.

A bit late.

Selamn alekym we

rahmeturullah we bereket.

Aleykm selam brother.

Aleykm selam.

Soo brethren Onur, here we are,

mano a mano, quarter gold...

...tell me, what mischief is going on in here?

God forbid brother, welcome,

what mischief?

Cut the crap, quarter gold.

Where is my money?

Uhhhhh.

Selim.

Put em down.

As you wish sire.

Stop, stop easy, she arrived.

She is here, she is here.

Sony for your loss.

May he rest in peace...

...may he reside in heaven.

Come sister.

Amen to that.

Where is the coffin, sister?

He always wanted to get cremated.

We honored his last wish, here you go.

Son of a deceased...

eto?

Yes?

I'm feeling sick.

Why?

Don't know which part of the decased hit me.

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