Band Baaja Baaraat Page #7

of him... I'll drop you off.

Leave me.

If I don't want to

go with you, I won't.

You create a scene

out of everything!

Go to hell...

Let's go.

Ok, please read the nikah...

Commence in the name of Allah.

Keep the music on.

Please begin.

Zafar Khan.

What's wrong? It

was fine up till now.

Something wrong on that side...

No? Yes? Any sound?

Where is your mind these days?

Don't talk rubbish if you

can't solve the problem!

Sound is your department.

Please commence.

Zafar Khan... asma siddiqui...

Santy, I've told you

thousand times, do all the checks.

You all slack and I have

to bear the embarrassment.

Yes I do.

Congratulations.

Santy. Shaadi mubarak!

Come on, guys!

Bittoo...

I'll die but I won't dance with you.

Just do it for the

client's happiness.

Your dark and cunning eyes,

are not too shy, they

look sly, very hi-fi.

Making my heart skip

a beat, I wonder why?

Your dark and cunning eyes,

are not too shy, they

look sly, very hi-fi.

Making my heart skip

a beat, I wonder why?

Just like a biscuit dipped in tea,

that's how my life

has turned out to be.

This is how I have lost out to me.

That's how my life

has turned out to be.

This is how I have lost out to me.

Have you brought the console?

Counted the tables?

Checked the mixer?

Listen... all of that...

Should I drop you home?

Don't come from tomorrow.

Don't come where?

It's you who comes there.

I live there.

Pack your stuff and vacate the room

before I get there in the morning.

What nonsense?

Bittoo, the partnership is finished.

What?

If we work together then my shaadi

mubarak will become a disaster...

My shaadi mubarak?

Since when has it been yours alone?

Don't shout.

Shaadi mubarak was my idea.

My effort.

You'll be paid for it.

Try and break the partnership,

I'll take you to court.

It's not a divorce that

needs to go to court...

We'll divide the stuff...

That's final.

Why are you

ruining a great business?

Think calmly.

What did you say?

Session?

Oh, so this is what it is!

So why should i

leave shaadi mubarak?

Was it me alone?

You said 'let me rest'.

I thought, she must be tired,

let her rest. What did I know?

Go back to your village,

to your father...

You just want to earn money...

Do another business.

Your father will readily pay

for his baby's business and...

If still nothing happens

then chop sugar canes,

but never come back

to shaadi mubarak!

Oh, I see... I am a baby...

I'll run home with my

tail between my legs...

That's what you think of me.

I'll obviously think of you.

What you really are.

Everything is clear today.

It took three years.

So I can't do

anything on my own, right?

At least I've never seen it.

I'll start my own shaadi mubarak...

100 times better than yours.

Let's go. He is crazy!

To hell with your partnership.

To hell with you.

What's the programme?

What's going on here?

Don't ask.

Hope there hasn't been a break up?

Oh... who will plan my wedding now?

Where are they? Both of them.

This is your 20. I've

given shruti madam hers.

You will buy a car now?

Can I take this helmet?

Here.

You thief.

You can't take anything that

belongs to shaadi mubarak.

Here I am not taking it.

You dog... son of a gun...

Where did you come into

my life from and ruin it?

Good morning, madam. What's it?

My wedding... we spoke...

The discount...

I called on the phone. Come

back in the morning tomorrow.

Ok I'll come back tomorrow.

Leave this rubbish... come with me.

I'll get you the best deal.

How much?

He'll fleece you. Will

you have tea or coffee?

Coffee? We serve cold drinks...

Forget cold drinks, we

will guzzle beer together.

Will you serve cold drink...

I taught him everything.

Don't fall into her trap.

He will strip you to the core.

Strip me?

Forget getting people married,

start getting them divorced.

You play with people's emotions!

I wanted to get married...

To hell with you...

Villager! Buy a ticket

to your father's house...

And practice cutting sugarcane.

I'll turn this Delhi into a village...

Beware you bloody kakkar...

Get out from here... son of a gun.

There are going to be some smooth

business operations from my place!

Massive weddings of

important men's daughters.

Every Delhi girl's wedding

will be planned from here.

By next year I'll even

reach a bigger mall.

What're you going to

name your company?

Original shaadi mubarak.

No, dude.

Dude, kakkar's is fake.

Mine's original.

No...

Shaadi mubarak part 2?

No...

Return of shaadi mubarak.

No...

Shaadi mubarak season 2!

You've lost it?

Try happy wedding.

Full English.

Ok. Done. Happy wedding it is!

Hello shaadi mubarak...

I mean happy wedding.

Aren't there two

partners in shaadi mubarak?

He was my assistant, not a partner.

I got rid of him.

He was a leech.

Happy wedding?

Weren't you called sha?

Shh, don't use that name...

It's cursed.

Your child's

marriage will be ruined.

I threw him out so he started his

own company to suck the clients dry.

I hope you have not

approached any happy wedding...

Don't even think about it.

It's that leech's company.

Everyone thinks we

worked together...

But the reality is

that I did all the work.

My ideas, my execution

and who gets the credit?

No, no, don't take the name...

It's cursed.

Your child's

marriage will be ruined.

Shruti, your contract is

on the 21st and so is his...

What do we do now?

Don't worry... let's

celebrate my first contract.

I'll give you 500 thousand

rupees 400 thousand yours...

200 thousand santy's.

All payments have been doubled.

Now take my booking.

550, 450, 250...

600, 500, 300... 650... 550...

One minute...

No fighting in my office... or

else I'll give you one each!

Listen carefully...

We have decided that if you two work

separately, we won't work with you.

Correct... he's right.

And if you work together, then...

Forget about that...

Last offer... 650 thousand.

I'll pay in advance... everything.

Are you leaving or?

Ya, ya, going...

There is no dearth of

vendors in the market.

This issue is escalating.

What do you say, maqsood?

Both are impossible.

Just leave it here.

Hey... that pole is

not meant for the centre.

So tell me where

it's supposed to go...

Look at the design.

Just tell me where it goes...

If I sit on your head and monitor

you all the time, who will do my work?

Ok, I'm extremely sorry... you

tell me where it's supposed to go.

Didn't I give you the design?

Work according to that.

And don't mess with me.

Come on...

Will it be any speedier?

It'll reach up by tomorrow.

Sir, please check

the flower decoration.

Tell shruti madam to check it.

Tell who?

Who else will you tell?

Me, obviously...

You are lost along

the way, my friend.

Why have you turned a stranger,

my friend?

Something is amiss...

My heart feels an empty abyss.

You've led the

sunshine away my friend.

Why have you turned a stranger,

my friend?

Sir this half payment won't do...

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