Band Baaja Baaraat Page #8

There is a contract...

Give the full payment or

else I'll slap a case on you.

Call us if you need a lawyer.

Me and my son, whose wedding

you have spoiled, are lawyers.

Good night.

There is pain in the

thousand strings in my heart.

The silk threads we

tied are all torn apart.

It's the price of the separation.

Just the memories and tribulations.

The state my heart is in, my friend.

No worries, child...

We'll get another car...

Bigger than this one.

Why have you turned a stranger,

my friend?

Credit is for a month,

not for 6 months.

Hello, hello. If you all surround me

like this how can I get out?

And get to the bank?

And take my check book,

and withdraw the money...

And give it you? Give

me some space please.

Yes, yes, of course, give him

some space to get to the bank.

My friend, you took my peace away.

I only have this much.

Give me some time,

I'll return the rest.

How will you return it, madam?

Until you pay your debts no one

in the market will work with you,

how will you get new contracts?

I've not run away...

Just trust me.

Ok fine... Three

months and no more...

Thank you.

Let's go. God knows how many

more rounds we'll have to make.

Hello...

Who do you want?

Who sidhwani? Which office?

I don't owe any sidhwani any money.

Mr. sidhwani, the owner

of the sidhwani group.

We own 10 heritage hotels

and resorts in rajasthan.

The biggest in bikaner.

Mr. sidhwani's

daughter is getting married...

And he wants shaadi

mubarak to plan the wedding.

Can you come into our

office for a meeting?

Good afternoon, sir...

So shaadi mubarak...

Yes sir.

Sir, myself... happy wedding.

I don't want happy wedding.

Just the original shaadi mubarak.

To cut a long story short,

my daughter preeti,

whose wedding it is, insists

that you plan her wedding.

I was calling the best wedding

planners from Italy, France...

And the uk but

preeti saw your work at...

Pankaj and sonya's

wedding and decided that...

Her wedding would be

planned by bittoo and shruti.

I can handle it alone.

I don't need him.

Alone!

I have a file...

From the day you

started working alone...

There have been electrical failures,

security issues, shortages of food.

There can be no failures

at my daughter's wedding.

Sir, there won't be

any in my planning.

Bittoo Sharma...

Your happy wedding planning

disaster list is even longer.

Should I read it?

No thank you, sir...

Ok, so it's better for me

if you don't work together.

I can call on the best

professionals in the world.

If you want the contract then

work together as shaadi mubarak...

Or else...

- Sir...

- No.

Sir I'll give you a

forty percent discount.

Thank you, Mr. bittoo Sharma...

Sir fifty.

Fifty... percent.

Sir, this way please...

Both of you have gone crazy.

I'll die but I won't work with her.

You will die anyway.

I've been able to hold off your

lenders for three months only...

Not your entire life!

After 90 days your bones

will be lying in the gutter.

Now tell me if you want to

finish your war with shruti...

Or die in the gutter?

Idiot.

Look... you started your

company from this Lane.

Now you're stuck in a

well and he is in a Ridge.

Let go of the past, shake

hands and move on from this fight.

Has he brainwashed you?

No, no, this was my idea.

Anyway, he can't think

of anything on his own...

Ok...

But just for one wedding...

Come to the office

tomorrow at 8 o'clock.

Why your office? My office.

Bittoo!

Which company does

sidhwani want for the wedding?

Shaadi mubarak...

So work will happen from the

shaadi mubarak office, right?

Maqsood, please...

Idiot.

On time! For a good

first impression? Or...

What first impression

can there be on you!

I've only been able to arrange

second hand furniture so far...

It's ok... it's only a

matter of three months...

Hardly like I'm here permanently.

And I have a plan for working

together for three months...

Without murdering each other.

What new plan now?

I've cleared up the

area on top for you.

You can set up there...

And I'll work down here.

Let's divide the departments too...

So you don't poke your nose

in mine and I won't in yours.

Done... catering and lighting mine.

Music, choreography, decoration...

Security... design...

Not design... I'll do the design...

You'll make some kitsch one.

Your work is going ahead...

He's right here sir.

Let's go. Site inspection!

My father got married here...

And then I did.

Now both of them will

get married here too.

Henna, ladies' night,

wedding and, send off...

Only the honeymoon is not from here.

All the guests will stay here...

Seven-day-long party.

The party will be in

true shaadi mubarak style.

I hope you spoke to him

about superstar shahrukh's dance.

Yes I did.

We can... of course... we will.

Even shahrukh's performance?

Yes, even shahrukh's performance!

Join by Friday... do read this...

It's out of town. I

hope it's not a problem.

No, maam... Next!

Have you worked in

wedding planning before?

So mr bengal,

forgotten me in six months...

I'm bittoo from shaadi mubarak.

What have you done?

Where have you worked?

Take the order... two chowmein,

one veg, one chicken.

Have you done any event management?

Two manchurian, one veg,

one chicken. Fried rice?

- No?

- Ok, add one fried rice... Next.

Bands horns and revelry.

I say, I say, I

will plan weddings,

I will make the altars,

I will do the dances.

Bands horns and revelry.

Tea?

Shruti!

Yes.

Ya...

I was just on my way out.

- Shruti!

- One minute?

Santy will call you...

Tell him about the music...

You're getting calls all

the time, no one calls me!

- Yes, maqsood...

- Yes...

Yes, the design is good.

I'll arrive safely. Don't worry.

I've called for a cab.

Ok, bye.

Shruti...

Got a call again?

Shruti!

Hey, wait... don't need a cab.

Come on... Where?

Home!

You pretend to be all classy...

But look at your car...

It's so kitschy.

Not kitschy... stylish!

I should have run away

from the shop like you did...

I don't know when I'll

have my own car now.

Am I not intelligent?

Not intelligent... thief!

Changed the name plate...

Very nice.

Ok, bye.

So bittoo, what's the status?

Yes... family no 53, 54 have left...

55, 56's flight has been delayed...

Is that so?

And uncle-aunty no 78 have

tagged two friends along.

In the list it's only

old man and old woman...

Where do I fix the friends?

Should I bury them at the airport?

Let it be. If their

ghost catches you,

you will become more unbearable.

So should I get

them a return ticket?

Send them... I'll

figure out something.

Thirty-seven arriving! Bye! Bye.

Bands, horns and revelry.

Have you sold 204 and 208 somewhere?

They were clicking

pictures everywhere.

Camel photo... cow photo...

Donkey, owl, crow,

pigeon, photo, photo, photo.

Why are you stressed out?

Haven't you stuffed your face yet?

I've just eaten six, seven

sandwiches, there was no time.

Glutton of the topmost order.

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