Band Baaja Baaraat Page #9

One minute... hello, how are you?

Come, come... ok, just do it...

Yes, yes, they will come...

Hey, shruti.

Ok,

no,

just one second. - Guests are

arriving... go and have a look!

Cover for me for a bit?

Your department... you handle it.

I'm a bit busy...

Will call you in a bit.

Is this dish ok?

It's good.

It's great, now just let it be.

You've been at it for so long.

Go inside and help out.

Don't waste time. Take this plate.

So this is your canopy... not bad.

It will look cooler

once my lighting comes in.

Let it be... my canopy

will glow even in the dark.

You need to get off the

phone to complete the canopy.

Yes, sir... shruti kakkar...

Who was it?

Shahrukh's got a fracture.

What?

No way!

It's the leg.

But I've already told the guests.

Preeti, did you hear?

Daddy, everything is spoiled...

My entire wedding is spoiled.

Please excuse my interference,

but what

would shahrukh have done

had he come? Married you?

Vowed to love you till eternity?

He's not going to

take any such vows.

Mr. vikram will.

He is your shahrukh Khan...

What will shahrukh

do by coming here?

Some dancing, singing...

Just leave all that to us,

we will put on such a show that,

your friends will

forget all about shahrukh.

But everyone is expecting a

shahrukh-level rocking performance.

You haven't seen our level yet.

Don't worry... in fact,

just leave it to us.

Where did you copy the

'love till eternity' line from?

My original.

Bittoo!

From an English picture.

I knew it wasn't original.

The audience clapped, right?

Full on...

Inside you showed

them an English film?

What will you show them at night?

Not me alone... you too.

What!

Original bittoo shruti

from the kitschy hinterland.

Love is splendid.

Love is profound.

It's a euphoria.

It's riveting.

Heart's a nomad.

It's mesmerising.

It's riveting.

Heart's a nomad.

I have given myself to you.

I've lost everything to you.

I have given myself to you.

I've lost everything to you.

My heart is not mine.

It's crazy for you.

It's a euphoria.

It's riveting.

Oh, the moon so far.

I am just a lone star.

It's mesmerising.

Love is an enigma,

love is a mystery.

Lanes of love are

like the deep blue sea.

Love is an enigma,

love is a mystery.

Lanes of love are

like the deep blue sea.

I am drowning yet floating.

I am a waif, I am nothing.

My heart is not mine,

it's crazy for you.

It's a euphoria.

It's riveting.

Fall in love.

Sink in love.

Die in love.

Fall in love.

Sink in love.

Die in love.

God is my only friend.

In love I've lost my life.

God is my only friend.

I've lost everything to you.

Yet my lover's yard,

is better than the temple of god.

Yet my lover's yard,

is better than the temple of god.

My heart is not mine,

it's crazy for you.

It's a euphoria.

It's riveting.

Oh, the moon so far.

I am just a lone star.

It's a euphoria.

It's riveting.

Mr. bittoo, mr bittoo Khan...

Let's go and set the plates up.

They will be screaming

for dinner in a minute.

The lighting looks great.

I just hope that the flowers

don't wither by tomorrow... but I...

Oh, just let this Taj Mahal be.

So Mr. shahrukh Khan,

have your guests eaten?

Yes, yes, they have.

You should eat too...

So that the breakfast

team can begin preparations.

It's perfect,

maqsood. Come on, let's eat.

Thank god, at least she

said 'perfect' for once.

I was thinking that these

altars will turn into my grave.

Shruti. One minute...

Sit down...

Listen to the plan for the future.

Enough of the i-spy.

Happy wedding is finished,

from now on only shaadi mubarak.

Not possible, bittoo.

No, bittoo... I have decided.

Decision's taken.

We can't work together.

Last time we planned a

wedding for 30 million,

you created an issue and

broke up the partnership.

Now we have doubled it,

you are moving away.

What is the problem?

You really like this

snakes and ladders game?

Together we have organised

such a big wedding so well.

We are a great team,

and you are ruining it.

I am not going to let

it happen... I am not.

Are you done talking?

Now may I?

Go for it... say anything...

Just don't say we

can't work together.

Any other conditions are ok with me.

I am getting married in two months,

to chetan.

He stays in Dubai, and

after the wedding I'll move.

You... you...

You've gone mad. You can't marry.

Why not?

And to chetan I can...

He is educated,

sophisticated,

he is the right guy.

Nothing is right... it's

all wrong. Totally wrong.

Right... it is right.

Wrong, wrong, wrong...

Why do you think it's wrong?

Give me a reason.

Because wrong is wrong,

and wrong cannot be right.

Chetan...

Oh, so it's that jackass who

is calling you again and again.

Fine! Keep answering his calls.

Hello chetan, how are you?

A problem has come up,

I'll call you a bit later. Ok, bye.

Bittoo...

Wrong... it's all wrong.

Completely wrong.

Bittoo... what are you guys doing?

Puneet, get off!

I'll break your legs if you get off.

You're getting wet... for no

reason... bittoo tell them.

Let us do our job...

Just go from here.

Anju, what are you doing here?

Leave it... and go.

- Let it go, bittoo.

- Move...

You'll fall ill.

Let me do my job.

There is no point in saving it.

Just go... Just get off...

get off.

Hurry up.

Come inside.

Go in and dry yourselves... hurry.

Let it be... we'll make another one.

You were asking for a reason...

Shaadi mubarak.

It's taken so much effort to set up,

and now you are

running off to Dubai.

What's to become of shaadi mubarak?

Chetan has no

problem with my business...

I told you, he's the right guy.

I'll set up shaadi mubarak in Dubai.

It will drown in Dubai!

What's it to you,

if it sinks or floats?

It's my problem. Okay?

You are lost along

the way, my friend.

Why have you turned a stranger,

my friend?

Bittoo. What do we do for breakfast?

Hurry up, there's no time...

What about uncle and aunty?

What?

You will go to Dubai... what

will they do with out you?

Both are very happy together...

And I'm not going to Antarctica...

Dubai is three hours away.

Don't worry, nothing

will happen to them.

Ok, start placing the pillows...

Hurry up.

Dubai won't suit you.

You can't wear jeans and skirts.

Too much heat, too much dust.

Bittoo, any other reason? Solid one?

If not, leave and

let me do my work.

What happened?

I have cracked the reason...

That jackass is marrying you...

He is done for. Chetan's had it.

Don't listen to me. Go get married.

But your anger won't die down.

What anger?

What are you talking about?

Let it be... now that

you've already decided...

What difference can my talk make?

Just say it... quickly...

You are taking revenge on me

by marrying that jackass, right?

Chetan! Show some respect,

you are speaking of

my future husband...

And why would I seek revenge on you?

You lied... actually you

had fallen in love with me...

And I paid you no heed and

that's what angered you.

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