Bang the Drum Slowly Page #4
- PG
- Year:
- 1973
- 96 min
- 500 Views
from New York
by via Chicago, did you?
I never did speak
to Goose in Chicago.
You never did?
In other words, you're
telling me Goose is a liar?
No, no, I suppose what he means
is I spoke to his missus.
You know very goddamn well
what he probably means.
Don't procrastinate, Arthur.
You're stalling the wrong man.
When was it?
Probably around in February.
What were you doing in Chicago?
Besides, uh,
speaking with Goose's missus?
- Yeah.
- Uh, I was only changing planes.
For where?
Minneapolis.
For what?
Insurance matters.
Name me somebody
you planned on seeing
on insurance matters
in Minneapolis.
Aleck Olson.
Joe!
Joe?
Yeah?
Where's that Aleck Olson from
in Boston
that swings like
an aX chopper?
Olson?
Yeah.
Olson?
Minneapolis.
You sell him any insurance?
It's only a matter of time.
This is all a lie.
I got Olson in the palm
of my hand.
I got a feeling that all your
little statements are true
but what they add
up to is one big lie.
Am I right?
About what?
About the feeling I got.
I don't know what kind
of feeling you got.
You say you got such
a feeling, I guess you do.
I wish you could be
wrapped in a sack
and threw in a river
all eXcept
your pitching arm.
Hey Aleck,
can I see you, man?
Yeah, sure, sure can.
How's it going?
Hey, fellas, you know what
I think about fraternizing?
Ooh!
Dutch called you.
Yeah, what's
it all about?
What'd he say?
Oh, what'd you do
in Minneapolis.
I said, uh, "Bought a coat,
that's all I know."
Oh, he asked
about insurance
did I buy insurance
off you yet.
Is he selling insurance?
What else?
Uh, he asked me, "Then what?"
I said, uh, he got on the bus
to see Pearson.
That's all I remember.
Oh, what's up, Arthur?
You got a girl or something?
Did you tell him
where I went to see Pearson?
Well, I figured if you got
on a bus to Rochester
you're going to Rochester,
you know.
Ain't there any places
between Minneapolis
and Rochester?
Cannon Falls?
It just so happens
we met in Cannon Falls.
Well, listen, you can meet
anywhere you want to meet
eXcept what would you be doing
in Cannon Falls?
Fishing.
In nine feet of ice?
Hunting?
Yeah, but you'd be most likely
go up north of the cities.
I mean,
You guys got girls
in Cannon Falls?
Arthur, concerning insurance,
I wanted to know...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Up north's
packed in like sardines.
Thanks, Aleck.
Yeah, for what?
I just wanted to talk to you
about insurance.
I mean, combining insurance
with annuity, you know?
Next time. I got to warm up.
Yeah, but I...
Jesus Christ,
every time I talk to that guy...
We started out near the top
running neck and neck
with Baltimore and Cincinnati
but all spring we kept floating
never dropping far back,
but never gaining, either
staying alive with pitching
one day and power the neXt
but never
putting the two together.
We weren't pulling like a club.
I was worried, but Dutch,
he was going out of his mind.
It's no surprise
he kept hounding me
trying every which way
to figure out
what was happening to the club.
Ain't you afraid you're going
to burn a hole in your chest?
I sit here,
reading the Chicago book
and I keep trying to figure
the son of a b*tches out
but then you know what
I wind up thinking about?
Wiggen and Pearson.
Goddamn it, Arthur
you told me you went back
home from Minneapolis.
So, it's this again.
No, Dutch
I don't believe
I told you that.
But you lead me to believe it,
which is the same thing.
You see Olson?
Sure I seen Olson.
About what?
Insurance matters.
By the way...
Mm-hmm.
Dutch, I wish you wouldn't
push this thing too far.
Why not?
It's a personal matter.
Flip up the bowl.
How so?
Well...
you're probably
going to think
I'm some kind of heel
and all that
but there's
this airline stewardess...
Her name being what?
Mary.
Mary what?
Smith, Jones, Brown?
Mary Pistologlioni.
Go on.
I'm trying very hard
to believe this.
So, you pitter round
between Chicago and Minneapolis
and then you get on a bus in
Minneapolis and you go where?
Well, didn't Olson tell you?
You tell me.
Cannon Falls, Minnesota.
For what?
To hunt.
You never hunt.
I'm taking it up.
What kind of a gun do you shoot?
No kind.
I only went there
'cause Pearson asked me to.
What'd you catch?
Nothing.
You know, we changed our minds
and went back.
Back where?
Back home.
Him to Georgia
and me to New York.
You're probably driveling
up to the eyes by now
but I'm going to hear
other sounds from him anyway.
Bradley!
Send Pearson in.
I don't believe
this cockeyed bull story
about Mary Pistolcoloni
for one minute, but if it's true
you're making
a very big mistake.
Anybody with
a wife like yours
should count his blessings.
What plane did you go up
to Minnesota in, Pearson?
Um, no plane, sir.
In my car.
Mm-hmm.
Is, uh, Cannon Falls
a nice town?
Oh, yeah.
Well, tell me, what is it like?
Well, it's a pretty nice
little town
with a main drag
and a few stores, but very cold.
Oh.
Yeah, we couldn't fish.
The ice was nine feet thick.
Mm-hmm?
So we went hunting.
What'd you shoot?
Uh... nothing.
No, we start hunting
but then we changed my mind.
So, uh... 'cause I didn't feel
like killing anything anymore.
Hmm.
Well, that knocks
the hell out of hunting.
Yeah, sir.
I guess it does.
Then where did you go
from Minnesota?
Uh, back home.
Alone?
Yeah.
You sure?
Yeah, yeah.
Weren't we, Arthur?
Weren't we who?
Me and Arthur.
You two went down
from Minnesota by car?
Yeah.
Flip up the bowl again.
Very well, Arthur.
I think we might
be heading
toward something at last
for two days ago,
I asked you
who drove your car
down to Bainbridge
and you said you
and your wife did
but now I hear
something else again.
Did you go down there
and back home for your wife
or did her and Mary Pistolcoloni
maybe drive down
with Aleck Olson
or in other words,
what the hell is going on here?
Because you know
as sure as your name is
that I'm going to get
to the bottom
of this.
Well, Dutch, the joke's on you.
I'm laughing my ass off.
Because if you'll
back the whole thing up
during this time
on the telephone
and give you
a little patter, right?
And I told you I was up home
when all the time, where we were
we were right downtown St. Louis
and we would've went
out and seen you
but we weren't dressed
and, uh, we didn't want
to see the missus like that.
So, we made a gag
out of the whole thing.
Well, you can understand me
not wanting to give away
a gag like that
I might want to use it
on somebody else
at another time.
Get out.
Get out!
Strike two, two, two,
two, two, two, two!
Come on, let's go, Pearson!
Come on, baby, let's go!
Hit it! Hit it!
Back to first!
Back to first!
Back! Back!
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