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Synopsis: New Yorkers Paul Bratter and Corie Bratter née Banks have just gotten married. He is a stuffed shirt just starting his career as a lawyer. She is an independently minded free spirit who prides herself on doing the illogical purely out of a sense of adventure, such acts as walking through Washington Square Park barefoot when it's 17°F outside. Their six day honeymoon at the Plaza Hotel shows that they can get to know each other easily in the biblical sense. But they will see if they can get to know each other in their real life when they move into their first apartment, a cozy (in other words, small), slightly broken down top floor unit in a five story walk-up. While Corie joyfully bounds up and down the stairs, Paul, always winded after the fact, hates the fact of having to walk up the six flights of stairs, if one includes the stairs that comprise the outside front stoop. Beyond the issues with the apartment itself, Paul and Corie will have to deal with an odd assortment of neighbors,
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Gene Saks
Production: Paramount Home Video
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 6 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.0
Rotten Tomatoes:
83%
G
Year:
1967
106 min
5,187 Views


a bit in back.

Paul, is something

wrong with my hair?

Mother, just try to go along

with everything.

What do you mean?

Where are we going?

Be one

of the fellows.

One of what fellows?

Should I go first?

Go where?

Up there. That's where

the birdman lives.

Good Lord.

Oh...

Go on, Paul.

It's all right, Mother.

I'll be right

behind you.

Oh!

Mother, are you

all right?

Oh, my! You should've

told me about this.

I'd have gone

into training.

I've got you.

Paul, pull her up.

Give me your hand.

You're pulling

my arm!

Stop pulling

her arm!

I'm not pulling.

I'm helping.

Ohh!

Thank you.

Oh! Isn't this wild?

What do you think, Mother?

I've broken

some straps.

Hello?

Ah, my guests.

Paul...

I beg

your pardon?

I was just saying

hello in Burmese.

Corie,

ra-vi-shing!

What does that mean?

Ravishing.

That's English.

Ha ha ha ha!

Paul, would you do

the honors?

I don't believe you've met Corie's

mother... Mrs. Banks.

Mom, our new neighbor...

Mr. Velasco.

How do you do?

Mrs. Banks, I've been

looking forward so to meeting you.

I invited your daughter

to my cocktail party,

and she spent the entire evening

talking of you.

That must've been

a dull party.

Not at all.

I meant talking about me

must've been dull, not the party.

Ha ha. I understand.

Thank you.

Won't you sit down?

Whishhh!

Aren't these

marvelous?

Yes, they're

marvelous.

And now...

Knichi!

Knichi?

It's an

hors d'oeuvre, Mother.

Mr. Velasco

makes them himself.

He's a... a

famous gourmet.

Gourmet.

Imagine.

Didn't you once cook for the

king of Sweden?

Well, we belong to the same

gourmet society.

150 charter

members,

including the king,

Prince Philip,

Fidel Castro.

Fidel Castro,

too.

Yes. We meet once

every five years

for a dinner

we cook ourselves.

In 1987, they're

supposed to come to my house.

We have another

30 seconds.

Till what?

Until they're

edible.

The last 15 seconds,

we just let them

sit there and breathe.

Oh, Paul,

aren't they gorgeous?

Yeah.

When you eat knichi,

you take a bite

into history.

Knichi is over

2,000 years old.

Not this particular batch,

of course. Ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha...

Ha ha ha.

Would you be betraying the society

by telling us what's in them?

Well, if caught,

your taste buds

are ostracized for two years.

But since I'm

among friends...

It's bits

of salted fish,

grated olives,

spices,

and onion batter.

Ready?

5...

4...

3...

2...

1... 0. Mrs. Banks.

Oh. Thank you.

What's the fish?

Eel.

Eel?

Eel.

That's why the time element

is so essential.

Eel spoils quickly.

Mrs. Banks,

you're not eating.

I had a martini

and a pink pill, and I think...

Oh, please, please.

The temperature of the knichi

is very important.

You must eat it now.

In five minutes,

we throw it away.

Wouldn't want you

to do that.

Uh, no, no.

Pop it.

I beg

your pardon?

If you nibble,

knichi tastes bitter.

You must, uh, pop it.

Look.

See?

Oh, yes.

Ha ha ha ha.

Here.

Oh. Thank you.

Are you O.K.?

I think I popped it

back too far.

Was that water?

No. Vodka. I use it

in the knichi.

Oh, my stomach.

Of course, the trick

is to pop it

right through the center

of the tongue.

Then it gets the benefit

of the entire palate. Corie.

Well... here goes.

How about that?

Perfect! You are the prettiest epicurean

I've ever seen.

Paul.

No. No, thank you.

L... I have a bad arm.

You can try. Paul,

you have to try everything.

Right, Mr. Velasco?

Well, as the French say,

at least once.

Ah.

Bitter.

Right?

You know why,

don't you?

I nibbled,

I didn't pop.

Yeah. Have another.

Try to pop...

I don't care

to pop another one. Besides,

we're over

the five-minute limit.

Are we ready to go out

to dinner?

I thought we were having dinner

at your flat.

No. Our stove

caught fire.

Goodness.

What happened?

Nothing. We just

turned it on.

If you're looking

for the unusual,

I have

a suggestion.

That's what

we want...

The unusual,

right, Mother?

Oh, you know me...

one of the fellows.

Then we're off

to The Four Winds.

The Chinese restaurant,

53rd Street?

No, the Albanian restaurant

on Staten Island.

We'll take

the ferry.

Ferry...

in February.

I love it already!

Come on, Mother.

Paul, help her.

It won't let go

of me. Ha ha! Oh...

Now, don't expect anything

lavish in the way of decor.

Actually,

I'm not even sure

that they have

a restaurant license.

Mr. Velasco,

don't you wear a coat?

Well, it's

only 30 degrees.

For me,

it's springtime.

Ready? My group,

stay close to me.

If anyone gets lost,

we'll meet

at the United States Embassy.

Where were you?

Getting my gloves.

What do you need gloves for?

It's only 30 degrees.

Oh. Sorry, I forgot.

We're having

a heat wave.

Do you have a dime?

Yeah.

Would you look

at her?

Look at her.

She's freezing to death,

but she wouldn't admit that.

I'll admit it.

I'm freezing to death.

Ah! Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha! Hi!

Hello!

Ha ha ha!

Voila!

Come on, Mother.

Uh, listen, are you sure we're

in the right place?

Well... inhale.

This way.

Heavenly!

Em Shash Kepop...

The Four Winds.

I bid you now enter

a gastronomical

paradise.

Kishama!

Velasco!

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Mmm!

You taste

delicious!

You think so?

I put myself on the menu.

How many people

you got?

Four. All cold, all tired,

and all starving.

Good. First you drink,

then you eat,

then you go

up to my bed

and take

a little sleep, huh?

Get up! Huh!

Aha! Ouzo!

My beautiful,

beloved ouzo.

Paul,

do you drink?

Yes, thank you. Ouzo, I'd like

a Scotch, please.

No, no. Uh,

this is ouzo.

She is Mushka.

Paul, didn't you

know this was ouzo?

No.

Is the glass

dirty?

What color

is ouzo?

White.

It's dirty.

To the beginning

of new friendships.

Viznetz korvorsh

keyem buzu!

What does

that mean?

I don't know.

I just made it up. Cheers!

Cheers!

Oh!

Whoo!

Wow!

Ha ha ha!

Whoo!

Here's to your

health, Mom.

Thank you.

To my health.

Have another one,

quickly.

No, thank you,

really.

Please. One

can make you sick.

Two starts you

on the road to recovery.

Pelmenchki!

I don't

believe it!

Taste it.

You still won't believe it.

Pelmenchki!

For us!

He only makes it

twice a year.

If you like it,

I make you more next July.

Ha ha.

To pelmenchki.

Pour it in right away.

Otherwise, it goes sour.

Hey, it's Mushka.

Shama shama

El mal kema ma

Tsurni

Tsurni

oh chi jadam

Shama shama

El mal

kema ma...

Hey, I like that.

What are they playing?

It's an old

Albanian folk song.

What does

shama shama mean?

Uh, Jimmy crack corn,

and I don't care.

No kidding.

Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha!

Ha ha! Ha ha!

Ha ha!

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Neil Simon

Marvin Neil Simon (born July 4, 1927) credited as Neil Simon, is an American playwright, screenwriter and author. He wrote more than 30 plays and nearly the same number of movie screenplays, mostly adaptations of his plays. He has received more combined Oscar and Tony nominations than any other writer.Simon grew up in New York City during the Great Depression, with his parents' financial hardships affecting their marriage, giving him a mostly unhappy and unstable childhood. He often took refuge in movie theaters where he enjoyed watching the early comedians like Charlie Chaplin. After a few years in the Army Air Force Reserve, and after graduating from high school, he began writing comedy scripts for radio and some popular early television shows. Among them were Sid Caesar's Your Show of Shows from 1950 (where he worked alongside other young writers including Carl Reiner, Mel Brooks and Selma Diamond), and The Phil Silvers Show, which ran from 1955 to 1959. He began writing his own plays beginning with Come Blow Your Horn (1961), which took him three years to complete and ran for 678 performances on Broadway. It was followed by two more successful plays, Barefoot in the Park (1963) and The Odd Couple (1965), for which he won a Tony Award. It made him a national celebrity and "the hottest new playwright on Broadway." During the 1960s to 1980s, he wrote both original screenplays and stage plays, with some films actually based on his plays. His style ranged from romantic comedy to farce to more serious dramatic comedy. Overall, he has garnered 17 Tony nominations and won three. During one season, he had four successful plays running on Broadway at the same time, and in 1983 became the only living playwright to have a New York theatre, the Neil Simon Theatre, named in his honor. more…

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