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Barefoot in the Park Page #7
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- Year:
- 1967
- 106 min
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in the morning.
Where are you going?
To sleep.
How can you now?
I'll close my eyes
and count knichis. Good night.
We're having a fight.
You have the fight. When you're
through, turn off these lights.
That gets me
absolutely insane!
You can even control
your emotions!
No, no. I'm just as upset
as you are.
But when I'm hungry, I eat.
When I'm tired, I sleep.
I've seen you
eat and sleep.
Not in midcrisis.
What crisis?
We're just yelling.
You don't consider
this a crisis!
Our whole marriage
is hanging in the balance.
It is?
When did this happen?
Just now. It's suddenly become
very clear to me
that you and I have
absolutely nothing in common.
Because I won't
go walking barefoot in the park?
No case. Adultery, yes,
but cold feet, no.
Don't you oversimplify this.
I am angry. Can't you see that?
It's 2:
15. If I can get to sleepin half an hour,
I'll get
about 5 hours sleep.
I'll call you from court tomorrow,
and we'll fight by phone.
You won't go to sleep!
You'll stay here
and fight to save our marriage!
If our marriage hinges
on those fishbowls and pelmenchki,
it's not worth saving.
Care to join me in our tiny bed?
We're sleeping from left
to right tonight.
You won't discuss it!
I married a...
a coward!
Would you bring in a pail?
The closet's dripping.
Oh, I hate you!
I really,
really hate you!
There's one thing
I've learned in court.
Be careful when
you're tired and angry.
You may say something
you'll regret.
I am now tired and angry.
And a coward!
Maybe you're right.
Maybe we don't have
anything in common.
Two people
should have more
than just
a blood test first.
Maybe they should
be checked first
understanding,
and emotional maturity!
All right. Why don't
you get it passed
by the Supreme Court?
Only those couples bearing a certificate
from their psychiatrist
proving that they're
emotionally mature can be married.
Oh, listen...
Don't touch me!
Don't lay
a finger on me!
I can't stand
to have you near me!
I don't want to be
in the same room with you!
You're hysterical.
I am not hysterical!
I know exactly
what I'm saying.
It's all over
between us.
It's never going
to be any good anymore.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to cry.
Cry, please. Go ahead.
Don't tell me
when to cry!
I'll cry when
I feel like crying.
I won't cry until you're
out of this apartment.
What do you mean?
You certainly don't think we're
going to live here anymore, do you?
After this?
Are you serious?
Of course
I'm serious, Paul!
I want a divorce!
Divorce!
I'm sorry.
I can't discuss it anymore.
Where are you going?
To bed.
You can't, not now.
You did before.
During a fight.
This is during
a divorce.
I can't talk to you when
you're hysterical.
I want to know why
you want a divorce.
Huh?
Why?
Because you and I have absolutely
nothing in common.
Nothing in common?
What about the six days
at the Plaza, Corie?
Six days does
not a week make.
What does that mean?
I don't know!
I don't know
what it means.
All I know is
that I want a divorce.
You know,
I think you mean it.
You mean this?
I do.
I really do.
Let's just...
think.
I thought you
weren't going to cry.
Well, I am!
I'm going to have
the biggest cry
I've ever had
in my whole life,
and I'm going
to enjoy it!
I'll cry so hard
I'll keep you
awake all night.
Good night, Paul.
I mean goodbye.
Six days does
not a week make.
It's for you. I don't
live here anymore.
Fine. Fine.
You work and work
for a lousy 6 cents.
I don't even care.
I don't know...
why I even bother.
It's just...
it's just nothing.
One pound of grapes.
Anything else?
No, thank you.
Ah-choo!
God bless him.
If that's for tonight,
you needn't bother.
I have my own dinner.
I thought you
were moving out.
I haven't had a chance
to look for a room yet.
I work during the day.
You'll look tonight.
I'm coming down
with a cold.
That's why
I'm home early.
I thought I'd take aspirins and get
right into the sofa.
I'm sure you
can find someplace.
You can stay
at your club.
It's not that kind
of a club.
It's a locker room
and a handball court.
To sleep over, I'd have
to keep winning the serve.
Hello, Mrs. Bratter,
Mr. Bratter.
How's every
little thing?
The little things
are fine.
Shall I charge it,
Mr. Bratter?
Charge it to Mrs. Bratter.
It's a new account.
The grapes are his.
It's open!
Hi.
Hello again.
Phone's out
of order.
Yeah. I know.
I wouldn't be up here
on a social call.
Hey, you did
a real nice job.
Thank you.
Know anybody that
might want to rent it?
Rent it?
You moving already?
I'm looking
for a smaller place.
Smaller than this,
they're not easy to find.
How do you
like married life?
Very interesting.
Hello.
I'm the
telephone man.
I'm the husband.
Well, let's see what's
wrong with the phone.
It's dead.
I know. It was
murdered last night.
I'll be out of here
as fast as I can.
Take your time.
Nobody's rushing you.
Is there any beer
in the house?
I said, "Is there any beer
in the house?"
Would you
like me to look?
There's no beer
in the house.
There is no beer.
Ah!
That's my trouble... beer.
I can drink 10 cans
in a night... of beer.
Ahh!
My laundry come back today?
Yes, your laundry
came back today.
They stuffed your shirts
beautifully.
Would you
like a drink?
I said, "Would you
like a drink?"
Who? Me?
Yeah.
No.
Right.
Just one more little screw
will do it.
There. I'm finished.
I'm finished.
Aah!
Hello. Yes, it is.
Just a moment.
It's Aunt Harriet.
I don't have
an Aunt Harriet.
I guess you won't
be needing me anymore.
Goodbye.
Aunt Harriet,
can you hang on a second?
When do I get it?
Get what?
When do I get my divorce?
I don't know.
They didn't send
I want you out tonight.
Fine.
I'll get my bag.
I'll pack
my wet suits.
Hi, Aunt Harriet.
What's wrong?
I'll go sleep
in the park,
where it's
dry and warm.
No, Mother's not with me.
She left about
2:
00 this morning.Yeah? What happened?
What?
Mother?
My mother?
Are you sure?
What's the matter?
What happened?
No. My phone's been
out of order all day.
Don't get excited.
I'll call you back
as soon as I find out
anything. Goodbye.
What's wrong
with your mother?
Mother didn't
come home last night.
Her bed hasn't
been slept in.
I'm calling the police.
Take it easy.
There's nothing to be...
Maybe her back
was bothering her,
and she fell asleep
on the ironing board.
Would you just go away.
Just go away.
Where are you going?
Upstairs to find out
what happened to mother.
You better not come back.
I'm buying
a big dog tomorrow.
You'll have somebody
to walk barefoot in the park with.
A dog. That's a laugh.
When she tries
to take him for a walk,
he'll get one look
at those stairs
and go right
for her throat.
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