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Synopsis: Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Robert Carlyle
Actors: Emma Thompson, Robert Carlyle, Ray Winstone, James Cosmo
  4 wins & 5 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Metacritic:
59
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Year:
2015
96 min
108 Views

For fucks sake.

We're off.

And to be with

some of my friends.

Maybe I'd be happy then.

Oh, f*** it.

What now'?

I'm going to have to

fish it outwith a spoon.

No, the f***ing...

I'm so sorry.

You stupid b*tch.

Evil b*tch.

I'll never be blue

my dreams come true.

On Blue Bayou...

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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