Barricade Page #2

I bet you don't think

I would, huh?

- No!

- All right, fine!

Okay... right.

I m not shy.

- Come on in!

- Yeah!

Yeah, come on!

Yeah, come on in, Mike.

- How is it? - It's great!

Come in! - Is it cold?

- Come in! - Come on!

Take your clothes off!

- Okay, okay...

- Yeah! Yeah right!

- Ready? - We've got a major sausage party

going on in here. - Get naked! Come on!

- Psyche! - Hey! Hey! Hey!

What are you doing?!

I will see you

back at the car!

- Hey, come back!

- Hey, hey! Come on! Don't do that!

- Hey!

- Hey, come back, you b*tch!

Hey, you!

- Take these.

- Hey, hey you...

Hey you... You!

You! Could you tell her?

- Yeah, you!

- Are you talking to me?

- Thank you!

- Me?

- Where does this path go?

- To Waterfall Lake.

Awesome.

I love waterfalls.

Well, I hate to break it to

you, honey, but there aren't any.

I don't know why the

f*** they call it that,

- ... but they do.

- Frickin' Germany.

Do you have any ideas

where the bathroom would be?

Yeah. Right straight

ahead about fifteen meters,

there's a tree that's just p-...

- Ah, I get ya...

Watch out baby. Could be some nasty

sh*t out here. Wolves... bears...

And your fat

f***ing mother!

- Ouch!

- Bears and wolves in Germany?

- Ya know, you're one beer short of

a six pack. - Ah, whatever!

Hey!

Tree, my ass!

Hello? Hello?

F***ing Germany.

Where is that tree?

David, if that's you, you've crossed

the line, even for a f***ing perv!

Show's over, dick!

- You're f***ing nasty

David! - What?! - What?!

David he was watching

me go to the bathroom!

- Sorry hotlips, but I've been chillin' here

with Mikey since you left! - Grow up!

I'm being serious! Hey what's up

with the woman of your dreams?

- I dunno. Maybe she just doesn't like you...

- Bull sh*t! I'm the man!

Cut her some slack.

She probably still has jetlag.

Eh, okay...

Well, off it goes!

Nina wait...

Will you wait? Wait!

- He was with me the whole time, swear.

- You promise? - I swear!

Well, he acts a bit weird sometimes.

You can't blame me for thinking it was him!

Yeah, but you were a bit hard

on him, don't ya think?

Look, I know you're stressed.

Everything's all right, isn't it?

I... hope so.

That's why I'm here.

- You've gotta leave the past behind.

- It's tough, Michael.

I know, but ya know what? Just

because Rob got custody of your girl,

doesn't mean... you can't put up a

fight. You can get her back you know.

You're right. I just hate the thought of

my little girl just growing up by herself.

Look, I know you hate

to hear this,

but he does sound like a

good father. I mean I don't...

That's what everybody

thinks. But you know what?

He lies to her.

He lies to her about me.

Everyone just thinks I'm this little

starving artist, just begging for a bone...

- No one takes me seriously, Michael.

- That's bullshit.

You... Your parents are proud of you...

I'm proud of you.

Your daughter's old enough to know

if he's lying to her or not.

I mean, ya know.

She's a smart girl.

She is...

What's up?

Rehersal for another dying scene?

- Hey, hey! What the f***?

- Michael, he didn't know.

- Hey! Do you know how much sh*t

she's been through?! - Oh sh*t! I didn't!

Well, just because your

dreamgirl's here doesn't mean...

...you have to treat me

like sh*t!

Hey man, I'm sorry!

Okay?! I'm sorry!

It's all right, we're

just a little high-strung.

This camping trip will

do us all a little good.

- I hope... damn it.

- Hey, sorry about unloading on you.

Any time.

So... 'dreamgirl', huh?

- Maybe.

- C'mon.

Hey buddy.

What's up?

No, nothing's happened with her yet...

but give me thirty minutes.

Nah, I'm just cleaning up

and brushing my teeth...

Ok, man. I'll call you later.

Ya know, Michael,

she's all I've got.

All I've ever wanted was a big

family. I just love her so much.

She's my whole life.

Well why don't ya just find yourself

a good man and... get her back?

I don't need a man

to be a good mother.

That's not what I'm

saying. I'm just saying...

You've got to find yourself

a good man, ya know?

Hah!

Where did that come from?!

Forget it... I just...

I want you to be happy.

Well, you could always move

to New York with me and shack up!

Hah! Kidding! Kidding!

Yeah... Kidding.

Ah, sh*t.

Sh*t!

- What is it, guys?

- The f***ing car won't start!

- Wait, wait...

- The battery's dead!

- Hey, calm down, Mike. It's okay.

- Look! It won't start!

Sh*t! Now what do we do?

Huh?!

F***... F***! I'm gonna

find out what's wrong!

I have no idea...

about... cars.

I mean, my grandfather

was a mechanic,

but it didn't rub off on me,

so I have no idea what'm doing.

Yeah, well, I take the subway,

so... can't help you.

- Great f***ing vacation. - Mike calm down!

It's not the end of the world!

Crazy girl is right, bro! Relax!

We're supposed to be having fun!

Fun?

The car won't start! I mean,

what the hell are we gonna do?

The car won't start! Will you

please come here? Can you help me?

- Um, how about 'No'?

- Will you please come here?!

As I said - We're supposed

to be having fun!

Forget about the car right

now! Grab a sleeping bag!

We can't leave the car here,

just like this! I mean...

You know, he's got a

point. Let's lock it up.

We'll just leave it right here.

We can't just leave

the car like this!

Hurry up, Mike.

Come on.

Come on! Just leave

the stuff in the car.

We can get back and

pick it up any time!

- Hey!

- Hurry up, Mike! Come on!

- Did someone get the tent?

- Got it right here.

- Mike! Come on! The perv's checking

me out! - Too late! - Hah!

Hey, you're still awake.

Yeah. I was thinking about you

leaving me in two weeks for London.

Yep, I hate it, but it's only

two weeks chilling with the boys.

And your vocabulary?

Should we work on it a little more?

Really?

Now?

Give me a massage.

Ahm:
Please give me

a massage.

- Mmmm... Very good boy.

- Thank you.

- Kiss my neck...

- 'Kiss my neck'.

- Whoa. I feel like I need a cold shower.

- I think you need a cold shower.

No, not yet.

- WHOA!

- Close your eyes...

- Knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Me!

- Me... who?

Come and get me.

(People are singing)

Nina, look. This is

'Landschaftsschutzgebiet'

Lambchop Shishkabob?

No no, it's pronounced:

'Land - schafts - schutz - gebiet'.

- Lannnd - shoft - skoch - kapeech?

- Landschaftsschutzgebiet.

Lambchop shishkabob!

Lambchop Shishkabob! Haha!

I don't know how I feel

about being here, Mike.

I mean, I feel guilty

being here with you...

...when I should be home,

trying to get Tasha back.

Yeah, but you need some time to yourself.

You can't be fighting all the time.

- This's good for you! Come on!

- You're 'prolly right.

You need to relax.

I'm lad,

I'm here relaxing with you.

Ya know, Nina... I do think about you a lot.

I think about you a lot, too!

But... I do think about... that night...

at your parents' lodge... a lot.

Oh! Wow!

Um, I don't know.

I mean, we've always been close. I...

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