Barricade Page #3

Yeah.

I... think we could give it a try.

Seriously?

- Yeah, I guess!

- You guess?

What? That's not enough

for you? C'mere!

- Better?

- Yeah. - 'Kay!

Where you goin'?

Eh, well, since there's

no chance of a threesome here,

I'm gonna go bail for a while.

- What are you gonna do?

- Gonna make some calls.

- Are you insane? We're in the middle

of nowhere. - Eh...

It's no martini,

but it'll do.

So, how many times have you thought of

that night in my parents' lodge?

- What? I do not...

- Yes, you do!

Eh... um... 432, okay?

And counting!

Hey!

"Ihr da im Zelt. "

"Das hier ist kein Platz

fr Euch. "

"Bitte sprechen sie langsamer.

Sprechen sie Englisch?"

- Eh, English? American?

- Yeah. - Sure.

You need to leave right now!

What the hell?

- Get out of here! - Whoa.

- You have to go right now.

No, buddy. You're the one who needs to

go. What? Do you think you own this place?

- This place isn't safe.

- Michael, call the police!

- No, call the cops now! Michael!

- Hey. Relax... relax.

- My name is Marc.

- Who cares?

My mother was a nurse...

my father, a policeman.

One evening, he was driving them home

after work.

They took the scenic route...

then they had an accident.

They... were killed!

That's good... now go.

- Who killed your parents?

- They did.

- Wait... was it an accident

or murder? - Both.

What?

They crashed their car. Then...

I don't know what... took them.

You know what? I've had enough of you.

You need to leave!

I'm serious. This place isn't safe.

You have to go right now.

No, you're the one who

has to go. Now! Get out!

Hey guys. What's up?

Nothing...

This guy was just leaving.

Uh, was that a threat?

Do you think

he's dangerous?

Well, he's drunk. I could

smell the booze on his breath.

He probably just left a few of his

friends to come here for a while.

That guy was crazy.

- So, you didn't get any cell service,

did you? - No. No, no.

I walked a ways out,

but didn't get anything.

Well, I'm not tired yet. I'm gonna stay up

and keep an eye out if he's coming back.

Well, thanks. I'm kinda tired,

so I'd like to hit the sack.

- Yeah, me too.

- You're free to join us if you like.

Hah! And ruin your dream-come-true?

F*** that!

Come on. You're dead

on your feet. Let's go.

- Hello in there?

- Good morning! - Morning?

- Pretty sure it's more like

afternoon. - Whateva'!

- Sleep okay?

- Yeah. You? - All right.

Just don't know

what the f*** happened to Dave.

Yeah, that's odd.

Especially with that weird guy

creepin' around and everything?

I wouldn't worry. Ya know,

when we were in college,

David and I went to a party and

he drank about seventeen beers...

and, well, he ended up home just fine.

- Wow. What a champ. - Eh, well, I know

he's just f***ing around out there.

Dave?! You didn't by any chance

bring your cell phone did you?

No. Left it at home. Because,

I thought I'd use Dave's!

Dave! Where ya at, buddy?

Dave?!

Hey Dave! Where ya at?

- C'mon...

- Dave! Where are ya, Dave?!

No! No!

David!

David!

David?!

Step, step...

be careful.

Ya know,

I was thinking...

You don't suppose there was

any truth to that story...

...that guy was

tellin' us last night?

What? About monsters in the woods killing

his entire family? Come on. No, no.

Ugh...

that guy was just creepy.

Well, you've gotta excuse...

...if I think that story's just

a little hard to swallow. I mean...

- Ahh! - Sh*t! What happened!?

- Aah! Ow! Jesus! It's a f***ing trap!

Okay, we're gonna have

to pull it out, okay?

Okay. You ready?

On the count of three.

One, two, three!

Aaah! F***!

- Go - go back!

- Are you sure?

- Go back to the car and get help.

- Okay, I'll be right back!

I'll be right back!

Jesus... Christ!

"You have butchered them!"

Oh f***, I'm back

at the river again!

F***.

Oh, God.

Jesus.

Natasha...

Oh, thank God.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Is anyone home?

Hello?! Is anyone there?

We need help!

Hello?

Hello?

Government Official Found Butchered

More than 120 missing

persons since 1976

New Victim Discovered

Mutilated body found

in Black Forest

No... No! No!

News? That's not really

your thing, though.

Nah, I'm better than

the news, though.

Seriously, you're a really

good photographer, David.

Michael! Oh my...

Michael! Michael!

Help me... help me...

Wait, wait... I'll cut you down.

I'll cut you...

I... I was lying on the ground...

And these guys dragged me away.

- This one guy... he... he pulled

the board out of my foot. - Oh God.

They... beat the hell out of me.

- I... I must have blacked out.

- Michael, we've got to get out of here.

We've got to leave now.

Come on.

Wait. Where's Dave?

Michael... Michael, we have to leave now.

Michael, we have to go.

We need Dave. Dave...

We need Dave.

We need Dave... Where's Dave?

Where's Dave?

Where's Dave?

Gone.

Where's Dave?

He's... he's over there.

Please. Please don't look.

Michael.

Oh God, Michael.

This can't be happening.

Stop!

What the f***

is going on here?

Marc! Marc, help! They killed David!

She got this kid and she...

Back the f*** up!

And now, since you're here, you might

as well say hello... to my family.

You've got to be

f***ing kidding me!

They aren't my real family...

...but after my parents were killed,

they decided to keep me around.

- It's just...

- Wonderful? Yeah, I know.

I spend my Summers here with them.

When Autumn comes, I go back to university.

I love university.

It's where learned English... and it's

a good place to meet the ladies.

And always recommend that

they come camping right here!

Did you see my clippings?

So... Mrs. Sweetface... Did you see

my clippings? Did you see my clippings?

Sometimes it's all we have

to remember you people.

Sit down. Now!

No... No.

Why the hell

are you doing this?

We are hunters... and a hunter

always eat what he kills.

It's been a damn

good year for meat.

Your buddy over there

was number thirty-two.

His name was David Neumann.

His name could have been Jesus H. F***ing

Christ for all I care!

He'd still be dinner.

You're f***ing sick.

Shut up. Shut up!

Shut up.

Go to hell!

Now, I'm going out again.

It's like a buffet out there.

Ma and Pa... We will take

real good care of you!

Those are gonna be some

damn good ribs!

So... take care...

bye bye.

Look at them, Mike.

They're idiots.

Pure animal instinct.

We can outthink them.

We can get out of here.

They're predators. They don't need

to be smart. Just strong.

I never bought into...

...that "Only the strong survive"

bullshit anyways.

What do you suggest we try?

We just try...

Try what?

We kill them.

All of them.

But before you do anything stupid,

remember, you have a daughter.

Yeah, well if I don't do something,

my daughter's not gonna have a mother.

If I am gonna try, I'm gonna die trying.

Not strung up by my neck.

- I don't wanna lose you.

- Well, I don't wanna lose me either.

Wait, wait, wait...

- Are you okay? - Yeah.

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