Barry Munday Page #6
Oh, it's just
a sheet of paper.
Yeah, well, Ginger appreciates it,
so congratulations.
You know, we've never had
much time alone together, Barry.
- Why are you doing this?
- Does it still work?
- What are you doing?
- Relax, I'm a professional, remember?
I knew it. Stop!
I knew it.
That was you
at the Beaver Tree.
What is it? Is it that
you just don't like me?
- Or are you jealous?
- No, please.
Of you?
I don't know.
Ginger?
Is it really
that boring being
everybody's favorite
all the time?
What are you two doing up?
Look who I found
in here watching b*obs.
Pervert.
Ugh.
I'm gonna
go to bed.
Okay, get a little...
a little drink of water.
Vroom, vroom-vroom.
Sweet girl.
Right there.
It's broken.
I see.
Oh, well.
You a daddy?
Yeah.
Fantastic.
Let's see
the little bugger.
Okay.
Now look at that...
half-Asian.
Uh, excuse me?
Your baby.
Oriental, right?
Uh, I don't think so.
Been in this park
over 30 years,
seen every baby
from red to blue to Tyler too.
Eyes, hue of skin...
nothing like
Japanese skin.
Damn soft, too.
Velvet.
Mm-mm-mm...
Hey, man,
can I help you?
Sorry.
What?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
- Sorry.
- Why are you s...
Mom, do you think
Cornelia looks like me?
Yes, I do.
Does she look
like my father?
No.
Neither do you.
I thought he was
an ugly man.
Why are you asking?
I don't know.
Where'd he come from?
Your father came from
a place very far away,
and he should've
stayed there.
He left behind the only part
of him worth knowing... you.
Does my baby
look Asian to you?
This isn't about
Cornelia, is it?
- This is about your testes.
- What?
It's natural
after a loss like this
to question,
"Is it real?
Did I actually make
this little creature?"
Questions are healthy.
I think that's the main reason
you had the paternity test.
Barry, God has
his ways, kiddo.
She is beautiful,
isn't she?
She's a Munday.
Cornelia...
something-Munday.
Just Cornelia.
No middle name?
No middle name, no last name.
Just Cornelia.
You have to have a last name.
That's illegal, isn't it?
What about Jesus,
Madonna, or Calvin?
Who's Calvin?
I don't know.
- What are you doing?
- Nothin'.
Fine.
Listen, Cornelia's sleeping,
but you're gonna have to feed her soon.
Where are your glasses?
I got contacts
a month ago.
You haven't noticed?
Would you notice
if I had no head?
Probably.
See those guy's plants across the hall?
They're pretty sweet.
My mom's number
is on the fridge.
Are you sure
you can handle this?
Oh yeah.
We'll be fine.
I got beer.
Are you okay?
I'm awesome.
Ugh.
Br-rr-rr.
Br-rr-rr.
- Hello?
- Barry, it's Mom. Could you come over?
Uh, now?
Just for an hour or so.
This damn disposal.
Uh, I'm watching
Cornelia, Mom.
Bring her. She should be visiting
her grandmother, you know.
- Hello.
- Barry, hi.
I'm Dr. Preston Edwards.
Please, don't be alarmed.
Your mother's concerned.
She loves you very much.
I thought
you had a bad disposal.
Barry, listen
to Dr. Edwards.
Oh!
Adorable.
Barry, our group
provides support
to help us understand
what has happened to us.
Boys? Each of the men
in this room has suffered
some kind of genital
mutilation or deformity.
You're not alone.
Hi, I'm Jerry Sherman.
When I was
Now the end pokes out
like a little snappy turtle.
And yes,
I do urinate sitting down.
But you know what?
My testicles are intact.
So, I'd say
my glass is half full.
Well done, Jerry.
My name's
Kyle Pennington.
I'm 37. I have a master's
degree in education.
My penis
is 16 inches long.
It's thin like a rope,
and my testicles
are the size of peanuts.
I suffer from a rare
genetic disorder
called Glassroth Syndrome.
I'm the founder of the group.
Thank you, Kyle.
If you're laughing
out of nervousness
or embarrassment,
that's understandable.
But there is nothing funny
about Kyle's condition.
I'm sorry, Kyle.
Ahem...
My name is Maury...
Maury Knox.
Maury is a new member.
He prefers to speak
with his back to the group.
I, um... actually, I have
no genitalia at all.
My private spot is
a smooth hairless patch.
And I pee out of my a-anus.
This is my
second meeting.
Thank you, Maury.
Barry, I know this
must seem strange to you.
No.
No, it's totally...
it's cool.
Came over with my baby
to my mom's house
to help fix her disposal,
and I find five dudes
sitting in my living room
waiting to tell me stories
about their d*cks.
It's perfectly normal.
Okay.
Can I ask you a question,
Dr. Edwards?
You ever find people
who figure out their own problems
without the help
of a support group?
Well, I have
patients who have
believed that
they have self-healed,
only to have their problems resurface
in acts of violence,
- estrangements, sexual confusion...
- Served it, sister.
Okay. Well hey,
I'm not violent,
estranged or sexually confused,
so maybe I'm cured.
Ha, no one is
ever really cured.
That's nice, Doctor,
but my balls are gone.
And I don't think
your group discussions
will help
bring them back.
I don't even know
if I want the damn things.
The only good they ever did was
help make Cornelia
and I don't even know
if they can honestly take credit for that.
Thank you.
Mini-breakthrough.
You really should
join our group.
It's Thursday nights
at 7:
00.Jerry, are you
on refreshments this week?
- I'm makin' puff pastry, Doc.
- Good times.
Tell you what, why don't I just call you
when I'm feeling violent,
estranged, or...
Sexually
confused?
- Barry?
- Yes, Preston.
All right. Fellas?
Bye.
Oh, here's the one
I was looking for.
This is Christmas.
You were four, I think.
Ah yes.
I was fat.
Look it, look it,
look it, look it.
Oh look.
Yeah, see, she's got your eyes.
She's got your nose.
She's got your toes.
Look!
Who has
anyone's toes?
Oh, you were
such a good baby.
You were always smiling
about something.
Look at this.
I never could figure out
what was so funny,
but you were always
smilin' about something or other.
You know, it never
bothered you that we were poor.
It never bothered you
that we were alone.
I worried about you
so much
I really don't think you missed him
until you were older.
Hmm.
You know,
until you...
needed to ask questions
about...
you know,
being a man.
There wasn't
anybody there to ask.
Life goes in circles,
you know.
Ginger's
a good mother, Barry.
I want you to take care
of that baby.
Did he know
you were pregnant when he left?
Barry, if I tell you
he knew,
you'll make
yourself crazy
wondering why he left.
If I say he didn't...
I just want
to know.
I just want to know
who I am.
Yeah.
Leaving behind a sperm
doesn't make you a father.
Or a man...
any more than one brick
makes a house.
I know that.
You've built
your own house now.
It's there,
the circles.
Before
you had Cornelia,
did you know there was love like this
in the whole wide world?
Mm-um.
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