BASEketball Page #6
- R
- Year:
- 1998
- 103 min
- 3,816 Views
Wanna see a scary face?
What?
- Dude...
"There were four of them in the corral:
The once-proud beast, the broken girl,
her mother, and, finally, the man
they called The Whisperer.
into the ancient cowboy's weathered face.
'Can you help her? '
'I repair cows, not people. '
His disjointed voice seemed... "
The Beers win
their 10th consecutive game...
Who's this bimbo
Coop's got the hots for?
Jenna Reed, the director
of some kids' charity,
"Dream Come True Foundation. "
I know 6 men on their board.
Baxter Cain is not going quietly
into the good night. - Baxter?
Who is Ty Cobb?
Oh, my God!
- Did I just fart?
9th inning, the Beers are just one out away
from making the play-offs.
They'll have to get by Big Ed Tuttle
and the L.A. Riots.
That's him, Squeak. That's Tuttle.
- He's been talking sh*t about you.
He told everyone he caught you
jacking off before the game.
He saw that?
You oughta get this guy, Squeak.
Look at him, man... he's huge!
You want me to psych him out?
He'll never expect it.
- Here, say this...
I'm not gonna remember all that!
- This is for the play-offs.
If you get this guy, we're in.
Don't worry.
We've got your back.
Your mother's deaf. - My mother
is dead, you little twerp!
I guess that's why
she didn't move around a lot.
Unbelievable! The Beers win!
The Beers have done it.
The Beers win a spot in the play-offs
on a psych-out by Squeak Scolari.
Dude, he is pissed.
I didn't go over the line, did I?
- Not at all. - Don't worry!
Hey, you missed it! We won!
- We kicked ass! We're in the play-offs!
Yeah, let the tears come.
You're gonna make me start crying.
This is really emotional.
- Should we just cry?
We should. We won the game,
got friends, we've got everything!
Stop that! I'm not crying,
because I'm happy.
Our funding's been cut.
They're gonna close the foundation.
Can they do that?
Poor kids! We can't let this happen.
- We gotta do something.
Sorry. I didn't mean to come here
and ruin your big night...
Sorry.
Jenna, wait.
I couldn't help but overhear
your conversation with Miss Reed.
What are you doing here?
- I jet here, I jet there.
There's no reason
for your girlfriend's foundation
to go into Chapter 11...
I think I may have a solution
to her problem. There!
A time-tested moneymaker.
Every athlete does it.
You want me to have bigger titties?
- What?
No!
It's a clothing line.
That's against the baseketball bylaws.
Not if the proceeds go to charity.
Think about it.
Miss Reed's foundation
will never worry about funding again.
Awesome! We should do it!
Excuse us.
Let me do the talking. No way I'm doing
a deal with this piece of sh*t.
I thought it was "we".
It's not just up to you anymore.
Alright, we can come up with a better
way to get money for Jenna. - Like how?
See? Thought so.
Mr. Cain? As part owner of the Beers,
I'd like to say:
Where do I sign?Congratulations, Don,
this is gonna change your life.
I look out for my "wimmins".
- Before we discuss fabric or color,
we decide where to make this stuff cheap.
We'll do a big media blitz.
Don't worry. Coop will come around.
Hi there. I'm Dan Patrick.
- And I'm Kenny Mayne.
With the first 7 months out of the way,
the play-off picture is now emerging:
With last night's victory over Boston
the Beers must beat Indianapolis
to advance to Charlotte,
then to the National Eastern
Division North to play Tampa.
If the Beers beat Detroit
in the S.W. Division East Northern,
then Milwaukee goes to the Denslow Cup,
unless Baltimore upsets Buffalo
and Charlotte ties Toronto.
And Pittsburgh.
If no clear winner emerges,
a two-man sack race will be held
till a champion is crowned.
After the gruelling
regular BASEketball season,
we're now in month 9
of the play-offs.
No, Daddy, don't touch me there!
The Beers, vying for a slot
in the Denslow Cup. 9th inning.
Ferries up by one, Coop steps in.
Home run!
Coop ties it up.
That could mean extra innings.
Who's he? - My entertainment lawyer
for my movie contract.
Now you're a big shot you're gonna
act in a Hollywood movie?
Now shooting, number 17,
Doug "Sir Swish" Remer!
Beers win!
The Beers have done it.
They're on their way to the Denslow Cup.
Who is that?
- Who's it look like?
Victoria Silvsted,
Playmate of the Year.
Hello! Victoria Silvstedt,
Playmate of the Year.
What's that?
- It's a commitment ring.
For Jenna?
Yeah, I'm ready to consider
thinking about dating her exclusively.
I'm giving Jenna
a pre-commitment ring,
to promise to pledge we'll get engaged
as soon as we make a commitment.
What the hell are you talking about?
You don't care about Jenna!
You were in a hot tub with a Playmate.
- You know what?
That hurts, man. My clothing line
is saving Jenna's foundation.
Sorry, I forgot how much Doug Remer
cares about kids. - Gentlemen!
Hate to interrupt your celebration,
Go ahead, don't be shy. Open it.
I think you'll find it interesting.
What's that old saying? - "A penny saved
is a penny earned"? "Don't eat cheese... "
Shut up!
How about "One picture is worth
1,000 words"? - That's a good one!
What low life scum
would use children this way?
You would.
Me? Never.
Gentlemen, those are pictures
in Calcutta.
- Oh, just great.
If they ever get out, the Beers and
the foundation will be ruined.
But rest assured. No reason to panic.
Those pictures never have to see
the light of day, if...
If what?
If you two
miss the next Beers game.
The next game is the Denslow Cup.
- You've been reading the papers.
Do as I say. Play ball,
and you'll be just fine. - You said
you didn't want us to play ball.
I want you to play ball with me.
You want us to play for Dallas?
You don't want us to show up at all!
- Of course. It's called blackmail!
Good evening!
God dammit Remer, I told you
this was going to happen!
If you'd have agreed to Cain's changes
Because of you the foundation's screwed.
- Me? - Oh, there you are!
I saw the pictures.
This is awful! It means the end
of the foundation. It's not endowed
like...
- Jenna, I can explain.
Yes, it was his fault.
It's your mess, Remer. I should've kept
the team. - Dude... - Enough!
Look at yourselves! You're just typical
men with humongous egos!
You re like every other pro athlete.
I shoul've kept those kids away from you...
are ruined, and all you can do is argue
about who has the bigger penis.
I mean, child.
Long wanger...
Throbbing cock...
God! I don't even know what i mean anymore.
- Jenna, wait! - You've gotta believe us!
It was all Coop's fault!
Can we talk over there?
Pig f***er? Can I call you that?
No, only my friends call me pig f***er.
Know what? You're not my best friend
anymore. How do you like that?
I love it.
- Good. I'm glad.
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