Batman vs. Two-Face Page #6

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Harvey!

Batman. Bruce, old friend.

BATMAN:
Let's get out of here, Harvey.

Batman, are you all right?

- I'm fine, Robin.

- (SIRENS BLARING)

What about Two-Face?

He's gone, Boy Wonder.

He's... (GROANS)

GORDON:
Batman, we rounded up

all of the super criminals.

But Catwoman's gone.

That tricky minx.

Still, Robin and I

owe our lives to her.

However were you able to outwit

that Grand Guignol gonzo, Two-Face?

I'm afraid to say

I cheated, Commissioner.

During our fight, I replaced

Two-Face's coin with a blank.

His inability to act

gave me the opening I needed.

That poor abandoned soul.

But even Harvey Dent must

again pay for his crimes

no matter what his mental state.

True, but for now,

there's quite a mess in Gotham

we must clean up.

Initiating Bat-evil-essence antidote bombs.

(BEEPING)

(BOMBS WHISTLING)

- (CONTINUES FIRING)

- Take that, you two-faced fiends!

Decorum, old chum,

they are citizens after all.

Gosh, yes. Sorry, Batman.

(CONTINUES FIRING)

Batman's cured all of Gotham.

That is, most of Gotham.

(GROWLING)

(BOMB WHISTLING)

(GRUNTS)

Faith and begorrah. I feel like

I've been on a three-day bender.

GORDON:
No matter how dire the peril,

no matter how hopeless the odds,

you can always count on Batman.

Gosh, Bruce, it's been months.

How do you think Harvey will act

when he sees us?

The warden says

Harvey's been a model prisoner.

I mean, about him

knowing our secret identities.

This is one time I'm afraid even

Batman doesn't know what to expect.

Master Bruce, Mr. Dent has arrived

for his charity bachelor auction.

Thanks, Bruce.

Once again, you've helped me

in ways I can never begin to repay.

Ah, don't mention it, Harvey,

that's what old friends are for.

Say, I'd better get up there.

Holy amnesia! He doesn't remember.

Two-Face knew our secret,

but it seems Harvey has

repressed that memory.

Clearly, Two-Face lies dormant,

buried deep in Harvey's psyche.

For now, we can only

hope it stays that way.

(CROWD CHEERING)

I wonder if Harvey

will be auctioning himself.

(LAUGHING) Oh!

I might need to borrow

some money, Alfred.

Why, Mrs. Cooper.

Heavens to Betsy,

I'm all a tingle, Bruce.

Bruce?

HARVEY:
Thank you for that warm welcome.

And now, without further ado,

I'd like to present

our first item up for auction,

the most eligible bachelor in Gotham City,

Batman.

(ALL GASPS)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING)

Who will make the first bid?

Holy Hugh Hefner!

Meow.

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