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Baywatch Page #5
"technically's" are wasting
a lot of time, technically.
Thank you,
blue-eyed demon.
And as far as this
dead body goes, look.
Badge on a uniform.
Patch on a swimsuit.
Lieutenant. Beat cop.
So keep us informed
of the investigation
and we're gonna do the same.
All right. Hey, how do
i keep in touch?
Seashell phone,
or do I just
blow into the conch
and you appear?
That's the spirit,
ellerbee.
Just call me
on the shell phone.
That's all you gotta do.
I'll tell you this,
if you crack this case,
they're gonna upgrade
you to a Segway
and they're gonna give you
big-boy pants to wear,
cover up
those chicken legs.
Oh, Christ, that's...
Councilman Rodriguez.
Good luck, officer.
Damn, Ronnie.
C.J.!
Please!
Oh, sh*t.
a guy sing that song,
but you're really good.
Thank you.
Uh, c.J., what are
you doing here?
Here? Oh, um,
it's a coed shower.
Coed, cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
Yeah, coed is cool
with me, 'cause I'm
cool with the coeds.
Do you want anything?
I would like a salad.
You sure?
This place has really
good cheesesteaks,
meatball subs,
foot-longs.
They really hit the spot.
No, I'll have a salad.
I'm just a straight-up
leafy green type of guy.
That's my type of jam.
Just hook me up
with a salad.
Okay. Salad.
Cool. All right.
Great.
By the way, uh,
when we shower in here,
we, uh, keep our suits on.
Right, Phil, Sarah?
But your, uh, clean nips
Ah!
Thanks.
Bye.
Oh, god.
Why me?
How was
your day today?
Uh, I don't know.
A guy died.
Maybe this is why
we keep losing recruits.
- They can't handle it.
- Yeah.
I mean, now that
you know our job
is much more
than you expected, right,
the stakes are higher.
What happened today,
while very tragic,
unfortunately, it does happen.
So if you want to quit,
hey, we totally get it.
But if you don't and
you choose to stay,
just know that baywatch
is more than a job.
It's a way of life.
"A way of life."
You and I both know
I'm sticking around.
Am I the only one
that got a salad?
Look, this is what
i don't understand,
okay?
A guy dies.
That's tragic.
But that doesn't mean
that there's anything
sinister going on.
Okay? And even if
there was,
that's not our job.
That's not what we do.
We're lifeguards.
So, this, technically,
has nothing to do with us.
You just heard that cop.
He just told us that.
I just thought you
had to be on a really
restrictive diet
to look like you guys.
Brody, what is it
that you think we do
here at baywatch?
I thought
we were lifeguards.
I thought that
we prevent people
from getting sunburned
and, yeah, occasionally
stop them from drowning.
And that's all you
think that this is?
It's exactly what
i thought it was.
C.J., how about
you throw a few
of last month's
cases at olympiad here
and see what he'd do.
"Cases"?
Okay, um...
School of manta ray
in the cove?
You call animal control?
Before animal control
shows up,
fly up out of the water,
sting someone in
the chest and they die.
Steve irwin, r.I.P.
How about, uh, sand grifters
running a con on the beach,
right?
Well, I'm not exactly sure
what a sand grifter is,
Stephanie.
But I would probably
call the cops.
Sand grifters are,
uh, beach thieves.
Okay, so while you're
working on your tan,
they're stealing things
from families on the beach.
I'll give you
one better.
who are putting
the rocks in surfboards
and bringing them ashore?
Everything that you guys
are talking about
sounds like a really,
like, entertaining,
but far-fetched TV show.
But if that was the case,
i would
definitely call the cops.
We could call the cops,
and then do nothing,
like most people would.
But that's not us,
it's not
how we operate.
don't want to watch.
don't want to protect.
If we do the bare minimum,
sometimes people die.
Guys, we have flakka
that just washed ashore.
That sh*t is hardcore
and it f***ing kills people.
And now we got
a dead body in our bay.
And the girls on that boat
had the same drugs on them
that I found
in front of
Leeds's club.
So my gut says that
it's all connected.
Wait, Leeds did say
there'd be an open
house tonight, right?
Yes, she did.
And we're all going.
What'd you find
on chen?
No criminal record.
No fetishes.
No weird photos.
He's clean.
Makes me feel weird
about the stuff I have
going on in my life.
What about
his bank accounts?
Account.
This dude is
not rich at all.
All his money is tied up
in real estate in the bay.
Well, I guess you'll have
to help me persuade him
some other way.
Every man has a price.
Speaking of which,
I know you've been using
my special set of skills
for your own
nefarious purposes,
but additional compensation
would go a long way
in motivating me to
keep my mouth shut.
You're blackmailing me.
Huh? Well, I wouldn't...
Dave...
who knows how to
seize an opportunity.
I'm very impressed.
Keep up the good work.
Thanks.
Do we have a deal, or...
I need some closure.
Hey.
Hi.
Wow, you look
really nice.
Hey, you look
really nice, too,
baby gap.
That shirt come
in big-boy size?
Well, at least
I'm undercover.
Look at you.
You didn't even try.
All right, guys,
we got a very big night,
with one goal in mind.
It's our only shot to prove
that they're dealing here,
so we gotta make it right.
So, c.J. And Ronnie,
find out who's selling.
Summer, keep an eye on
Leeds and her thugs.
Then Mitch and I will search
the place for where
she hides the product.
Brody?
What?
You're our lookout.
Lookout?
Guys, if you want to
find drugs at a party,
I can walk in there
and find drugs.
It'd take me, like,
five minutes.
Not 'cause I do it
all the time.
I'm just saying
it's not rocket science.
Okay, troubled youth.
Thank you for that.
The only way
gonna work out
is if everyone,
everyone,
does their job.
Can you handle that,
Malibu Ken?
Yeah.
What?
Why is everyone
looking at me? Summer.
Hey, am I the only one
that thinks this is clearly
a job for the police?
Yes.
Yes.
F*** it.
Mr. chen, I'm so glad
you could make it.
I wanted to meet
the new neighbor everyone
is talking about.
So I presume you know
why I had to invite you.
I am not interested in
selling my properties.
Why don't you think
about it, okay?
I of all people know
how hard it is
to run a business.
You never know when
What are you thinking?
I think we case it
and I'll meet you
back here in five.
All right.
Sounds good.
All right, Steph.
like, look out from?
Hey. How are you?
Victoria.
You killed Rodriguez
in front of witnesses.
What the f***
were you thinking?
They were high.
They didn't
see anything.
They better not have.
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