Baywatch Page #4

Oh, my god!

One, two, three.

Cross.

One, two, three.

Keep your hands up.

One, two, duck! Again.

One, two, duck!

Nice!

What you, uh...

What you doing

there, killer?

Um, I don't know.

I don't know.

Okay.

Honestly,

i don't even know

what I'm doing here.

Mitch sees

something in you.

And I see it,

too. I do.

I really do.

What?

What?

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Very important lesson.

That is

the devil's urchin.

One prick out of

that thing

will give you

enough adrenaline

to choke out

a pissed-off bull.

The only problem is,

after that,

you say some crazy-ass sh*t,

and then you f***ing die.

Now pick that up

and take it

to tower one.

So these are just like

laying around everywhere?

Do you want me

to help you?

Okay, look,

let's just be honest,

all right?

I mean,

we've lost him.

No, it's not

your fault.

No, Ted.

Not my boy Ted.

Why, why, Ted?

Why you, Ted?

Why?

Don't you do

this to me, Ted!

Don't you do this!

Okay, no.

But, seriously,

i got to help you

because you are

gonna kill someone

with that technique.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right.

Okay. Ready?

Wait, summer,

do you have time

to study later?

Yeah. Um...

Did you just, uh,

look at my b*obs?

I... was not

my intention.

I didn't, uh, stare

directly at them.

You're looking

at them right now.

Now I did.

'Cause you're

talking about them.

Testing. Failed.

Oh, my god.

Well, we're gonna be

in swimsuits

a lot, so...

Yeah.

If it's gonna be

a problem for you...

There's not

a problem for me.

At all. Cool.

Yeah.

All right. You just

looked at them again.

No, I didn't.

I was... I didn't...

Yeah, you did.

Well, when you

point them out

like that...

It's a compliment

if you think

about it, sort of.

Victoria.

I'm gonna need more time.

Do I strike you as

a patient woman, councilman?

No, no, I got the council

to sign off on

your real estate proposal.

Just some property owners

won't give approval.

But I'm working on it.

Yeah, well,

you just ran out of time.

Leon, would you show

Mr. Rodriguez

what we do to people

who don't deliver?

I know

you're dealing flakka,

which is gonna

drive down real estate

prices in the bay,

right? Right?

So if anything happens

to me, I will expose you.

And then you'll never get

your approvals.

Such accusations.

I'm not a bond villain.

Well, yet.

You're in politics.

You know that no one can

claw their way to the top

without getting

a little dirt under

their fingernails.

Clearly,

i overestimated you.

But calling me

a drug dealer...

It's so much bigger

than that, you know?

I...

Leon...

Teach him

some manners.

Have fun, boys.

I agree with...

I overstepped.

I overstepped,

Victoria.

Guys, we can talk

about this.

Leon doesn't talk.

He's a man of action.

There's a purity

to that.

I'm going to kill you.

Damn it.

You do that every time.

I build you up,

and then you ruin

the mystique.

See something you like?

Jesus Christ.

You, uh...

You got me.

You're gonna be cool

and go talk to her

like a real man,

or you gonna stand up here

and be creepy creeperton

through the binoculars?

Look, man, I'm fine

in that department,

so don't worry about me.

Yeah.

I'm sure your approach

to women is snapchatting

a dick pic or two.

Don't ever do that.

A lot of people

screenshot them

nowadays.

Yeah. If it leaks

on the Internet,

it's terrible.

Hola? Is anyone there?

This is baywatch. What is

your emergency? Over.

What is your

position? Over.

Gringa,

my position is the ocean.

Okay, call coast guard.

We got a 10-73.

I'm gonna take

the waverunner.

"10-73"?

You and c.J.

Take rescue one.

- Go, go, go!

- Rescue one, asap.

Hold up! Wait, what, what?

What are we doing?

Sh*t.

Summer?

What's a 10-73?

Fire!

"Fire"? What does that mean?

In the ocean?

You need to

start studying!

Yeah, I know.

Got it. I'm there.

See you out there.

Come on.

Let's go.

I'm coming!

If you're comin',

hurry up.

Where's mine?

You don't get one.

Whoa!

Come on.

Quit screwing around!

Could you wait for me?

Come on.

God damn it, let's go.

Go, go, go!

Lock your arms around

my waist or you're gonna

f***ing fall off again!

This is

so awkward, dude.

Hold on. Hold on.

How many buckets of

lotion do you wear a day?

You're like a greasy,

hairless gorilla.

Don't worry, guys!

I got it.

I'll take care of...

If the fire spreads...

All right, I need you

to take the throttle.

That's impossible.

Go between my arms

and take

the f***ing throttle!

Holy sh*t.

When I say so,

hard right turn.

What?

Three.

Two. One. Go!

Oh, sh*t, man.

I don't know.

Oh, thank god.

Are you

the fire water man?

Tell me, where are

your friends?

I don't know.

Okay.

You stay right here.

Don't move. Okay?

Okay.

Help!

Down here!

Is anyone there?

I hear you!

Get to the front of

the boat! We're coming!

Help!

Help me!

Mitch!

Portside.

Over here!

In the front!

F***.

There's a girl trapped

in the front of the boat!

There's too much fire!

No way.

C.J.!

Okay, guapo.

If you want me,

you can have me.

But rapido because

the boat is on fire.

Some other time.

No...

Are you all right?

Can you hear me?

No, I'm not okay!

Help! Please!

Help! In here!

Do not go under

that fire, Brody!

Wait!

In here!

Please! Help!

Oh, my god!

Take my hand.

Trust me.

Are you hurt?

No. I'm okay.

Good. Hang on.

What?

C.J.!

Portside!

Miss, are you okay?

Can you help me?

Are you all right?

Are you hurt?

Brody!

Oh.

Are you okay?

That was such

a great plan,

just to see fire and

just swim right into it.

You care about me.

I care about you.

Ugh.

Get off that boat, Mitch.

...eight, nine, ten.

Come on.

Hey, other than him,

we did good, right?

Like,

we saved everyone.

Yes, including you.

I know that.

I'm just saying,

all things considered,

things could've gone

a lot worse.

Come on!

Is he going to be okay?

Do you know what happened

to the councilman?

No, I don't know.

We were partying,

and then when

we came upstairs, the boat

was already on fire.

You disobeyed

an order out there,

put yourself in danger.

You can't save anyone

if you die.

Yeah, I know.

I messed up. Okay?

I'm just... what are

we still doing here?

Just write this down.

Can we just go?

Victim is male,

five foot nine...

Hey, hey, hey.

Get back right now.

Do not contaminate

my crime scene.

Come on, ellerbee.

Don't give me any of

that jurisdiction sh*t.

Uh, no, I won't,

because technically,

you don't have

a jurisdiction,

lifeguard.

You got one job, make

sure swim-happy white

people don't drown.

Technically, that boat out

there is the coast guard's

jurisdiction. Okay?

And if I would've

waited for them, all

these girls would be dead.

What?

We would have died?

Burned to a crisp.

I'm not ready to die!

I know.

It's okay, you're not.

So technically,

we saved lives.

Technically,

i see a dead body,

which technically makes

this a crime scene.

Hey, technically, these

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