Baywatch Page #3

His presence

in your life is brief,

but it will scar you

and instill a toughness

in you that will carry

you through birthdays,

christmases and even

"bring your dad

to school day"

when your mom has

to put on

a fake moustache

just so you can fit in

with the other kids.

All right.

Thank you, c.J.

Thank you.

So get out there, kick ass

and make us proud.

Go, baywatch.

On your mark.

Get set!

This is baywatch, people!

- Kick those legs!

- Let's go!

Come on, let's go!

Listen to what she's saying.

Keep it going!

Keep it going!

You are guppies!

One day you will be sharks!

- Pick it up, folks.

- Move those legs!

Who's your daddy now?

Come on, guys!

Come on, guys!

Let's go!

Hustle, hustle, hustle!

Let's go!

You got this! Come on!

Let's go!

Let's go! Let's go!

Up and over!

Let's go, come on!

Way to hustle! Come on,

you're almost there!

Kid's really got

no quit in him.

Attaboy, Ronnie!

Great job!

Great!

Oh, f***.

You know,

you wanna be

on our team,

you're gonna have

to pass this course.

We all do.

Look. Mitch, right?

Lieutenant to you.

"Lieutenant"?

Like in the army?

Let me save you

some time. Okay?

You're not gonna be

my big brother here

and put me on the right path.

It doesn't work

like that.

I got where I am today

completely by myself.

So how about you

let me do my job,

and I'll tell you

where to send my checks?

You know,

sharks always swim slowly.

Until they need to attack.

Thank you for

that cryptic

and totally irrelevant

piece of information.

What are you,

aquaman?

'Cause I'm really confused

with what

we've been talking about.

Come on, gold medal.

You afraid I'm gonna kick

your little mermaid ass

all over this course

in front of

all these people?

I mean,

now you're gonna

have to beat me

on the big boy's course,

Princess.

Whoo!

Well, that was cute.

Probably in record time.

Yeah?

The problem is,

that's not the course.

That's not the course?

So here's what

we're gonna do.

We're gonna go over

to the real course,

and if you beat me

over there,

not only are you

on the team,

but I won't f***

with you anymore

and I'll call you

by your real name.

Oh, really?

Yeah!

Refrigerators?

...98, 99, 100!

Ahhh!

Whoo!

That was

bullshit, Mitch.

You know

i was already gassed.

Because you were showboating.

You want to be a lifeguard,

you gotta learn to

conserve your energy.

Conserve my energy?

No!

Help! My kids!

Lifeguard tower one!

Help!

Look out! Look out!

We're on the go!

Come on, move!

Yo, move!

Watch it!

Move, move, move!

Hey, look out!

Lady, get out of the way!

My kids!

Ma'am, everything's okay.

I'm here to save you.

My name is Matt Brody.

Somebody help!

Ma'am, stop it!

I can't save you if

you're being a dick!

- Where are the other two?

- "Other two"?

Oh, sh*t.

Here you go. Here you go.

Okay.

Take him.

You're okay.

Come on.

Breathe for me.

Come on, big man.

Come on.

We'll set you down

right here.

Good. Let's get you

over. Attaboy.

Brody, stop!

One, two, three...

Brody, stop!

What? Why?

Her airway's blocked.

Okay, breathe.

C.J., she good?

Steph, how is she?

She's all right.

You're gonna be good.

Give me some.

Let's get you

to your mom.

All right, guys.

Hey, listen up.

We want to thank you for

a great year of qualifiers.

For those of you who don't

go on and become trainees,

we wanna thank you,

we expect to

see you next year.

To the trainees

who made it,

congratulations.

Oh, my god.

I made it.

I made it!

Oh, my god.

Thank you so much.

You don't ever

have to thank me.

You did this one

on your own.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

What the f***?

That's my name.

That's my name!

Holy sh*t!

I made it onto...

Wait. Do not tell me

that I'm the tech guy.

No!

No, I chose you

because

you have heart,

no quit and you leave it

all out on the beach.

- Thanks, Mitch.

- Congratulations.

Hey,

high school musical.

You were reckless out there.

Completely destroyed

a motorcycle,

which you stole.

I didn't steal that.

I commandeered it, okay?

Because it was faster

and clearly had insurance.

And by the way,

the lady that I saved,

she didn't seem to mind.

Let me tell you

something, man,

the rescues don't mean

a thing

if you put other people

in danger. Okay?

Now, I get it,

you're fast,

you're fearless.

And I have to make you

a trainee, butterfly,

but you got

a lot to learn.

All right.

Thank you, lieutenant.

All right,

listen up!

Training begins at 0600.

Hot wheels,

I'll see you back

here in the morning.

Sure thing, lieutenant.

Welcome to baywatch.

All right.

Hey,

I'm so glad

i caught you all.

I don't mean

to interrupt,

but everyone on the beach

is talking about you guys.

Thank you.

Brody, that save

sounds incredible.

Impulsive,

but incredible.

Appreciate it.

See that?

Ah, we're just doing

our jobs.

Oh.

Hey, guys, this is

Victoria Leeds,

the new owner of

the Huntley club.

Hey. How you doing?

Hey.

Well, I just wanted

to invite all of you

to the Huntley.

We're having

an open house.

It's a kind of a "meet

the neighbors" thing.

Look, I know that

the club's kind of

"fancy"

and probably not

your scene,

but you have

a standing invitation.

Thank you.

We'll keep that in mind.

I'll meet you guys over there.

Please, join us,

okay?

Whoa!

Easy.

Oh.

You okay?

Yeah.

I'll see you there?

See you then.

Let's go, Frankie.

Brody?

Hey.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

I was just, uh...

You know, stargazing.

Under a pier?

Yeah. That way.

Look, you're on the team,

and, um, I don't want

anyone on the team

sleeping outside, so...

Yeah, come on.

You're coming with me.

Let's go.

Brody, let's go,

i don't want to wait

for you. Come on.

Thank you

again, so much.

Really embarrassed.

Yeah, no,

it's totally cool.

Don't worry about it.

Oh, I forgot something

in my car.

Um, just...

Just knock.

You sure Stephanie

won't mind? It's cool?

It's cool.

She won't

mind at all.

Thank you so much.

This is really

cool of you guys.

Mmm-hmm.

No problem.

What the f***?

'Sup.

Hey.

This is your house,

isn't it?

Yeah, this is, um...

It's my house.

Yeah.

I assume you need

a place to crash.

Yeah.

Come on in.

Just like c.J.,

always picking up strays.

Quit looking

at little Mitch!

It's creepy.

Come and see where

you're gonna crash.

There's your cot.

Don't Jack off

on my sheets.

Don't.

I can't find my hermit crab.

I think he ran out

earlier today.

He's got short legs,

but he's got

a fast walk, so,

if you'd keep eyes open,

I'd appreciate that.

I will

start combing the beach

first thing at sunup.

This is

echo bravo 153.

Go ahead.

F*** it. Mitch, can I please

turn the c.B. Off in my room?

Jonas brother, listen to me.

Get your beauty rest.

We're starting bright

and early tomorrow.

How was

your first riptide?

It stings!

That's just

the lactic acid.

Actually, it's

the jellyfish

stuck to you.

What the f***?

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