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Bean Page #18
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1997
- 89 min
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KEVIN:
I'm just gonna go see if Annie needs me for anything. Truth is, she
smells kinda nice. okay? (grins).
BEAN smiles and gives KEVIN a thumbs-up. KEVIN returns the gesture and
exits..
Back to the computer, BEAN clicks on an icon which takes him to the
ground floor gallery. He clicks through various paintings and stops at
the painting of the woman, in the castle, wearing the chastity belt.
BEAN clicks and enlarges the painting to fill the screen.
He happily hums the catchy tune from 'GOBLINS 2' and homes in on the
tiny padlock on the chastity belt. Padlocks interest him. He clicks
on the keyhole rapidly (as we have seen him do with the frog in GOBLINS
2).
MR. BEAN
Click! click! click! click! click!
.Suddenly, to BEAN's surprise, the padlock starts to flash red...then
the whole screen starts to flash ... before going dramatically back to
black ... Now flashing in the .centre of the monitor is an icon of a
tiny key. Beneath it, a row of six dashes appears (e.g - - - - - - -
). A cursor is flashing over the first dash.
BEAN is totally absorbed. He loves these kinds of puzzles. With one
finger, he slowly types out letters on the keyboard (he has to search
for some of them). As he does so, they appear over each dash in turn:
G-O-B-L-I-N
A message pops up: "ACCESS DENIED" BEAN tries something 0 else.
G-N-O-M-E-S
The message again: 'ACCESS DENIED'. The room door suddenly opens!
Making BEAN jump! It's BERNIE. He cannot see the computer screen from
the doorway.
BERNIE:
How goes it, Bean? Ready for the Governor?
BEAN smiles and nods nervously. He knows he's probably up to something
he shouldn't be.
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BERNIE:
We need you downstairs in ten minutes and not a second more. Period.
Oh, And put this on.
BERNIE throws BEAN a name badge with 'Dr. Bean' on it. BEAN nods.
BERNIE exits. BEAN goes back to the code. He types in the first thing
that comes into his head:
B-E-R-N-I-E
That damned message again: 'ACCESS DENIED'. Then, as though something
is dawning on him, he punches in:
P-E-R-I-0-D
Up comes a message: "CODE ACCEPTED". Close on BEAN's face as light
from the computer plays on it- He reads it carefully and with interest.
We cant quite read his expression - but what he sees is a surprise and
a puzzle. Long meaningful pause as his eyes scan the screen.
CUT TO:
INT. THE GRIERSON GALLERY. THE WHISTLER ROOM - DAY
BERNIE enters - DAVID is looking at Whistler's Mother, still puzzled.
BERNIE:
David? Lift off!
CUT TO:
INT. THE GRIERSON GALLERY. RECEPTION AREA - DAY
The staff and various dignitaries are lined, looking out through the
glass in anticipation. Through the glass we see a couple of Police
Motorcycle Escorts pull up outside followed by a beautiful, old,
classic Rolls Royce.
CUT TO:
EXT. THE GRIERSON GALLERY - DAY
The red carpet unrolls all the way to the Rolls, rear door. Close on
the bottom of the driver's door. It opens and out step a pair of legs,
wearing army boots and khaki trousers.
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The legs step sideways onto the carpet and approach us. Camera pans up
to show us that GOVERNOR REYNOLDS is dressed in his Veteran's uniform -
chest of medals and forage cap. He is a grand figure. In fact - he's
exactly the same grand figure Mr BEAN caused epic problems To on the
plane over. He gives his prized possession, the car, a little token
polish with his sleeve before heading on.
BRUTUS and his SIDE-KICK COP fall into step behind him. They are the
Police presence today.
GRIERSON and BERNIE greet REYNOLDS at the entrance.
GRIERSON is wearing a striking brand new light blue silk suit. BERNIE
is frowning - not happy about that uniform.
GRIERSON:
what a pleasure, Governor. Welcome.
REYNOLDS:
Hi, Grierson, forgive the war paint. Going on To my regiment/s reunion
after.
GRIERSON:
Not at all, Governor. Very striking.
REYNOLDS takes in GRIERSON's suit.
REYNOLDS:
Interesting suit.
GRIERSON:
(Beaming)
Why thank you sir.
REYNOLDS:
off the peg?
GRIERSON:
(crestfallen )
Yes it is ... may I introduce you To Bern ...
He gestures to BERNIE but REYNOLDS cuts in and hands BERNIE a set of
car keys.
REYNOLDS:
(To Bernie)
Go park the old jalopy, will ya, son.
BERNIE's smile melts away. As they enter the gallery, BERNIE hopefully
offers the car keys to BRUTUS - who rewards him with a "don't be
stupid" smile and follows the Governor.
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BEAN (wearing "Dr Bean" name badge) comes into the corridor by the
front door, thus just missing REYNOLDS. BERNIE sees him and jumps on
the chance to delegate.
BERNIE:
Bean - go park the Governor's car, will you.
BEAN assents happily. BRUTUS spies BEAN over his shoulder and frowns -
its that mad English guy again. BEAN gets to the door and sees the
Governor's car. Yummy!
CUT TO:
INT. THE GRIERSON GALLERY. RECEPTION AREA - DAY
GRIERSON leads REYNOLDS to the reception counter, as BERNIE sneaks up
to take his position again. ELMER is in the background trying to look
professional, deferring to BRUTUS.
ANNIE steps out from behind the counter, curtsies and ,shakes REYNOLDS'
hand.
ANNIE:
Good day, Governor. I'm Annie. You know, you're a lot taller than you
were half an hour ago.
REYNOLDS:
Well, that's great to hear at my age, Annie. Thank you very much.
ANNIE:
Governor Reynolds, does your wife, like, have to curtsy? Or does she 0
have a decent job?
REYNOLDS:
Er ... Mrs. Reynolds is doing just fine. Just fine.
He spots KEVIN and winks at him. KEVIN smiles back.
CUT TO:
EXT. THE GRIERSON GALLERY. DAY.
BEAN has let himself into the car. It's one of the happiest moments of
his life, as he inspects the gleaming panel and sits back in the
gorgeous leather seat.
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He starts the car up - and heads up into the circular car park. He
sweeps dangerously round a few turns - but just manages to keep the car
in tact. Finally he reaches the top floor where there is one quite
small space left. BEAN is a good driver in a car that is,
unfortunately, one foot wider than the one he's used to.
He takes out the comb he always used to measure space with his Mini,
and measures the space. Yes. Seems large enough. He moves the car
in. It isn't large enough.
With a hideous scraping of metal against metal, the Rolls Royce
squeezes in between the two cars, losing its wing mirror and door
handle in the process. BEAN looks a tadge concerned.
CUT TO:
INT. THE GRIERSON GALLERY - DAY.
REYNOLDS has moved on to ELMER who salutes crisply. REYNOLDS returns
the salute with pride.
REYNOLDS:
Nice set of medals there Elmer. Which beach they drop you on? Utah?
Omaha?
ELMER:
Couldn't tell you sir. I was so drugged up with the killing I didn't
know where I was.
REYNOLDS:
Well, congratulations soldier.
CUT TO:
BEAN sitting in the wedged car. He tries the door - but it won't open
a centimetre. He's totally stuck. He looks up at a small window in
the roof. If only he could get that open. He pushes various buttons,
which set of windscreen wipers, squirters, radios. He pushes the
cigarette lighter. Finally, he pulls a lever - and the bonnet pops up
an inch.
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