Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Page #11
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1996
- 81 min
- 843 Views
Tight on Beavis' face staring in wonder.
THIS IS WHERE THE MUSIC VIDEO/HALLUCINATION SEQUENCE BEGINS. It
could even be so shameless as to actually have a chyron in the
lower left hand corner.
I would like to have a band (White Zombie?) do a version of
something like, "Fire," by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown. This
is the song that begins, "I am God of Hellfire and I bring you...
fire!"
The concept of this will depend somewhat on which band we get, but
I would like to see it get pretty wild and surreal. (If it's White
Zombie, we could incorporate some of Rob Zombie's artwork.)
BEAVIS' P.O.V.:
We see the sun above the horizon turn into a giant ball of fire.
The ball of fire develops a face and speaks.
FIRE:
I am God of Hellfire and I bring
you...(music begins) Fire...
BEAVIS:
Whoa!!! This kicks ass!!!
THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO BEAVIS HAS EVER SEEN. Out of the ball
of fire steps a beautiful woman in a bikini.
At first the video is mostly the God of Hellfire, chicks in
bikinis and various images of B&B's TV in all its glory.
As the video/hallucination continues, it becomes a psychotic mass
of naked people, fire, TVs, vultures, B&B head-banging, weird
stuff from my high school notebooks, etc.
At one point we see the God of Hellfire in a Burger World uniform.
As the song winds down, we incorporate Muddy's car into the
surreal imagery. (We should also incorporate their TV, as well as
maybe some of the characters from the show that aren't in the
movie.)
Then, we REVEAL Muddy's car actually pulling up to B&B's near-dead
bodies.
The SONG ENDS as Muddy tosses water on B&B. REVEAL they were not
far from the side of a road all along.
B&B
Ahhhhghhhhgh!
B&B snap out of it. They rise and find Muddy hovering over them
with a shotgun.
BEAVIS:
Aagh! I'm all wet!...(realizing) Oh, cool.
Heh heh heh. Water.
Muddy aims his shotgun at B&B.
MUDDY:
Ah'm gonna enjoy this. Any last words
b'fore ah kill ya?
B&B think.
BUTT-HEAD
Uh... Huh huh. I have a couple. Butt
cheeks, huh huh huh.
BEAVIS:
Yeah! B*obs. Heh heh. I just wanna say
that again. B*obs. Heh heh.
MUDDY:
Ah'm gonna blow you both to hell!
BUTT-HEAD
Cool, huh huh. (realizing) Hey Beavis
that's that dude that's paying us to do
his wife.
BEAVIS:
Oh yeah. Can you just take us to
Washington? We're gonna meet her there
and, you know, heh heh hmmm...
MUDDY:
Washington! That's where she was gonna
meet up with ya? (realizes) Damn, she's
goin' all the way!
B&B
Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh.
Muddy lowers the gun a bit.
MUDDY:
You know, I just might need you after all.
Aw right, in the trunk. You're gonna help
me get mah unit back.
Muddy pops it open. B&B climb in. Muddy closes the trunk on them
and walks to the front of the car. HOLD ON THE TRUNK.
BUTT-HEAD (O.S.)
Boy, it sure is hard to score. Huh huh
huh.
Muddy peels out.
EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY
Muddy drives by.
INSERT:
A RED LINE snakes through a map to Santa Fe.DISSOLVE TO:
EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY
Muddy's car drives by. Muddy hears B&B laugh from inside the trunk
and turns up the radio to drown it out.
INSERT:
A RED LINE snakes through a map to Oklahoma City.DISSOLVE TO:
Muddy pumps gas. From inside the trunk:
BEAVIS (O.C.)
Hey Butt-Head, look. A jack. Heh heh.
BUTT-HEAD (O.C.)
Huh huh. Jack. Huh huh.
INSERT:
A RED LINE snakes through a map to Little Rock, Nashvilleand into Virginia up Rt. 81.
EXT. MUDDY'S CAR DRIVING ON HIGHWAY - DAY
ANGLE OUTSIDE MUDDY'S TRUNK. From within we hear:
BUTT-HEAD (O.C.)
Hey, Beavis, check it out. I'm jacking
off!
B&B
Huh huh huh huh huh huh.
Pumping up the jack, they cause the lid of the trunk to start to
bend.
Suddenly, it pops open. B&B are a sweaty mess. They gasp.
BUTT-HEAD
This sucks. Let's get outta here.
They look out. The road behind them races past at 80 mph. Beavis
stares dumbly.
BEAVIS:
Uh, you first.
BUTT-HEAD
C'mon, Beavis, just start running really
fast when you hit the ground. It'll work.
BEAVIS:
Okay. I'll go right after you.
Butt-Head shoves Beavis out of the car.
BEAVIS (CONT.)
Ahhhhghghhghghgh!
Beavis tries to run, but hits the road and flips over and over -
and smashes his butt.
BEAVIS (CONT.)
Owwwwww, my butt!!!!!!
His body stops in the middle of the road. A huge truck, about to
hit him, swerves and jackknifes over the side.
Behind the truck, several cars screech to a halt, one smashing
into the other.
ANGLE ON MUDDY'S TRUNK
Butt-Head looks at the road.
BUTT-HEAD
Huh huh huh huh huh. That was cool.
ANGLE ON MUDDY'S TIRE. It hits a pothole.
ANGLE ON BUTT-HEAD, shooting out of the trunk, he grabs onto the
lid. He bounces against the road again and again.
Finally, he loses his grip as the lid to the trunk closes.
ANGLE ON BUTT-HEAD, rolling along the highway.
A car, about to hit Butt-Head, screeches to a halt. Other cars
behind it smash and pile up.
ANGLE ON ROAD SOME WAYS BACK. On Tom and Marcy in their car.
TOM:
Boy, what I wouldn't give for five minutes
alone with them two little bastards...
The car ahead of Tom crashes into the car ahead of that. Tom
crashes into it. And the car behind crashes into Tom.
OVERHEAD ANGLE shows cars and trucks behind, crashing, piling up.
A massive pile-up.
INT. MUDDY'S CAR - DAY
Muddy doesn't notice the mess behind him. He drives on.
MONTAGE SONG ENDS
EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY
LATER.
ON MEDIVAC helicopters; one landing, another taking off.
MOVE TO WOMAN TV REPORTER, talking to camera:
REPORTER:
Authorities are calling this the worst
highway disaster in the nation's
history...
INT. A.T.F. HEADQUARTERS/FLEMMING'S OFFICE - DAY
Flemming, Bork, and about six other agents look at a map. Behind
them, a TV is on with the reporter continuing. Behind the
reporter, B&B poke their heads into frame at 45 degree angles,
looking like deer in the headlights.
REPORTER (CONT.)
... Behind me, over 400 vehicles lay
wrecked or stuck. No one knows what caused
it, but police have not ruled out the
possibility of terrorists.
Bork notices B&B on TV and taps Flemming on the shoulder. Flemming
looks.
FLEMMING:
Well, I'll be a blue-nosed gopher.
BORK:
(despairing)
Where did these guys come from?
Flemming looks at the big map which traces sightings of B&B across
America.
FLEMMING:
The question is, where are they going.
He looks again at the TV. On the news, a story about...
REPORTER 2
...set for 5:
00 tomorrow whenrepresentatives from around the world will
meet in Washington for the first such
peace conference...
Flemming looks back at the map, and then back at the TV.
FLEMMING:
What the hell...? Bork! That bus we picked
up. Where was it headin'?
BORK:
(checks papers)
D.C., Chief.
FLEMMING:
(realizing)
Jesus jumped-up... Bork, can you imagine
what would happen if they set that thing
off in our nation's capital, or even
worse, if they sold it to some damned
foreigner at that conference. (rises and
puts his fist down) Well, it's not gonna
happen!
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