Becks Page #5
you know, gay.
Wow. That's...
[phone beeping]
Sorry.
I should get going.
- Was it the ball fondling?
- No, no.
Mitch is at home,
and he works a lot.
Oh, yeah. I'll settle up.
Have a good night.
Bye.
Bye.
What do I owe you?
Drinks are on the house.
Thanks, man.
You know that she's the wife
of my good friend?
You're not one of those people
who think that all lesbians
want to just f***
every woman in sight?
No, I'm not.
I just think that you want
to f*** her specifically.
Come on, she's my student,
and she's married,
and I don't live here,
and she's really WASPY.
Well, it's good to know
you haven't thought about it.
Dude...
Look, just know that your
powers are a lot stronger
than you realize.
Thank you, Yoda,
but you've nothing
to worry about, okay?
All right?
BECKS:
A-one, a-two, a-three.[plays guitar]
Will you wear rose,
oh, my dear, oh, my dear
Oh, will you wear a rose,
Jenny Jenkins
No, I won't wear a rose
It's the color of my nose
I'll buy me a foldy-roldy,
tildy-toldy
Seek-a-double,
use-a-cozza to find a roll
Roll, Jenny Jenkins, roll
Ah, hey!
Someone's been practicing.
Oh, God, I'm tone deaf.
You are the singer.
Oh, you just need something
to get it out of you, hmm?
You are gonna play with me
at Perfecto's.
And you are going to get
your head checked.
Come on, one song.
It's good to have deadlines
and goals and sh*t,
so I've been told.
I would die.
I would die on the stage.
You will be singing,
and I will be dead.
Well, you don't have a choice.
It's now a mandatory part
of the lesson plan.
Okay, fine, one song.
As long as no one I know
is there.
Deal.
We have like 15 minutes left,
so we're gonna do this
a couple times more, ready?
- Okay.
- All right, here we go.
A-one, a-two,
a-one, two, three, four.
Will you wear a rose,
oh, my dear, oh, my dear
Oh, will you wear rose,
Jenny Jenkins
[line ringing]
Hey, it's Pete.
Leave a message.
- I'll try to get back to you.
- [beep]
Hey, it's me.
I am home.
[laughs]
And I thought...
I know you're out doing
your thing that you do,
but I thought maybe
you could give me a call,
and we could catch up.
Okay.
[engine starts]
[guitar]
Stand up straight
with a crooked spine
Butterflies
as far as I can tell
Hands too numb to grip,
walk the straight line
There's something
I don't get
No, nobody knows
The way I know
Nobody knows
The way I know
There's a sweetness
in the chase
I felt my heart beating
the ceiling
But the light changed
on your face
There's something
I don't get
No, nobody knows
The way I know
Nobody knows
The way I know
Nobody knows
The way I
Nobody knows
The way I know
[applause, cheers]
TV ANNOUNCER:
KTVI, St. Louis.
Live, local, late-breaking.
LUCY:
Are you kidding me?I am not wearing this.
What is it, like 1994?
KIMMY:
The 90's are back,you dumb b*tch.
ANNOUNCER:
Will Lucy be forcedto get jiggy
with Kimmy's fashion choices,
or will she get
saved by the bell?
Let's hope these two
can get their act together
before they get
their "act" together.
You have to go on!
The room is packed!
I have a visual processing
disorder, okay?
ANNOUNCER:
Will Kimmy putthe brakes on Lucy's big break?
Find out on the series premiere
of Rock or Walk,
only on the Rainbow Network.
[click]
[piano]
And you fool me once
And you fool me twice
And then I fall down
the rabbit hole again
[cheers, applause]
Thank you, thank you.
So tonight I'm gonna
switch it up a bit
and bring on some new energy.
Elyse, come on up.
- Give her a round of applause.
- [applause]
So I used to do duets
all the time with my ex,
but I don't anymore
on the count of that she sucks.
But I made an exception here,
of course.
I just wrote this song,
it's a new song,
and if you like what you hear,
maybe you'll sign up
for some guitar lessons,
and if you don't like
what you hear,
well, someone hasn't
been practicing.
She's a great teacher.
- I'll slip you the 20 later.
- [laughs]
Yeah. Are you ready?
Yeah.
One, two, three, four.
[slow]
It should've been easy
When I put it before me
But so many ways
For you to lose
A song I've forgotten
And the memory is broken
But time just stops
When I hear the tune
In the dead of night
I don't have to breathe
It's easy
The moment it holds me
Speck on the ocean
What is a fool
supposed to do
In the dead of night
I don't have to breathe
It's easy
It's easy
[cheers, applause]
[laughing]
- That was awesome.
- Yeah.
Oh, that was so awesome.
- You're incredible.
- Yeah? Was I okay?
Yeah! You destroyed it.
Did you hear that crowd?
I'm gonna have to find
another bar to play at.
Dude, gimme five.
Amazing.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
[Elyse moans]
[laughs]
[guitar]
[horn honks]
Oh, my f***ing God!
Hey, sis!
Mom, Mom, get out here!
You piece of sh*t.
You can't return a phone call,
but you just show up.
Oh, my gosh.
What are you doing here?
I was in the neighborhood
and, you know.
Ohh!
Why did you stop shaving?
I missed you too.
Well, how long are you staying?
Can you stay?
- It depends.
- Depends on what?
You're not gonna make me
bring a jello salad
to a potluck or something,
right?
- Dude, you made Mom crazy.
- Excuse me.
For once, I actually have the
two of you under the same roof.
- Yeah.
- Ohh! I can't believe it.
Yeah, I was crashing with
until she finally
kicked me out,
so I figured I'd head
to Lauderdale for the fall,
bartend near the beach.
You're killing it at life.
I guarantee you,
every dude with a mortgage
and a moderately hot wife
in yoga pants
wishes he was me.
God, this room is like
a time capsule.
I don't know what
that says about Mom.
No, there's something
kinda comforting about it.
Yeah, 'cause you get to revert.
So should we rock out
some Backstreet Boys
- and pretend you're straight?
- F*** off.
Don't talk sh*t
about Backstreet.
And Mom hasn't touched a thing.
There's probably still
a bunch of Dad's bottles
hidden everywhere.
Speaking of...
Aha! Nice.
Dad never got the good stuff,
so you are stepping it up.
I swiped it from Dave's bar.
Uh-huh, yup.
Oh, Hagstrom Super Swede.
How very Zappa of you.
You still play?
Only when I'm trying
to score p*ssy.
Oh, God, that is
so straight of you.
Why? If it weren't for p*ssy,
no guy would ever
pick up a guitar.
Guitars are hard.
You do it for the same reason.
No. I do it because
the world needs music,
and it is a universal language
that brings everyone together.
And the p*ssy.
Ooh, Mom's not gonna like that.
Oh, she's mellowing out.
Hey, what's with that?
New look, new clothes.
I've taken her on
as my project.
Can a former uptight nun
be Joan Jett?
It's like backwards
My Fair Lady.
I did that with a girl once.
[laughs]
So how long you planning
on sticking around for?
[sighs]
I don't know.
I thought it would just be
a couple of weeks,
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