Beetle Juice Page #2
- Year:
- 1988
- 795 Views
- When?
- You don't have a key?
I have a feeling there's something
very interesting behind this door.
Yeah, the ghosts of the people who died
in this house, and they want us out!
Let's do them a favor.
My God, that was close!
What's the good of being a ghost
if you can't frighten people away?
- Honey?
- No, I'm not putting up with this!
- You don't know what's out there.
- I don't care.
Barbara!
Adam!
Adam, help. I'm getting all yellow!
We're trapped in this house
with those people.
I can't believe we're eating Cantonese.
I plan to have a stroke from the amount
of MSG in this food.
This is our first meal in this house,
so let's try to make it a pleasant one.
Don't bait your mother.
When we get settled, we'll build you
a darkroom in the basement.
My whole life is a darkroom.
One big dark room.
You were miserable in New York City,
and you'll be miserable in the sticks.
At least someone's life
hasn't been upheaved.
I'm happy here. Those people in New York
don't know what they're missing.
We could become The Summer Art Center
of New York.
I could start sculpting again.
I'm only truly happy when I'm sculpting.
That's a very good idea.
That'll be very time-consuming.
First the house.
Otho and I have great plans.
We should keep it the way it is.
Good idea.
The furniture truck is coming.
We must decide what goes and what stays.
Everything goes,
along with whatever's in the attic.
Careful.
Tell me what you do and I'll tell you
why my husband will fire you.
- Isn't there an index?
- No, nothing.
What's this?
Do you know where that's going?
Did anyone tell you where...
Why are there only three sculptures?
There were four sculptures.
Where's the fourth sculpture?
What are you doing?
"Betelgeuse, the bio-exorcist.
Troubled by the living?
"Is death a problem and not the solution?
Unhappy with eternity?
"Having difficulty adjusting?
Call Betelgeuse."
There's no number or instructions?
Nothing. The "bio-exorcist." I don't get it.
Straight back.
Why don't you take a break
for half an hour?
Put that down!
What the hell are you doing?
- Listen to me!
- Jesus!
Why are you doing this to me?
This is my art and it is dangerous.
Do you think I want to die like this?
Hi. How are you?
That little girl saw us.
- Nobody can see us.
- But she did.
- What happened to the previous owners?
- They drowned.
Yes, they were family. I was devastated.
- Here, take that.
- Is this the key to the attic?
That's a skeleton key that will open
any door. Give that to your father.
You might mention I single-handedly
decorated that house.
If he needs any advice in that arena
have him come see me.
Don't worry. I locked the door.
Having trouble with the living?
Tired of having your home violated?
Want to get rid of them
pesky living critters?
Well, come on down and see me,
the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist.
Yes, sirree! I want to tell you,
I'll do anything!
I'll scare 'em real bad.
I'll do anything to get your business.
Hell! I'll possess myself if I gotta!
Yo! I got demons runnin' all through me.
Come on down and see it.
If you act now, you get a free
demon possession with every exorcism.
You can't beat that, can you?
Bring the little partners. We've got plenty
of snakes for them to play with.
Say it once, say it twice,
third time's a charm. And remember...
"I'll eat anything you want me to eat.
Swallow anything you want me to swallow.
"So, come on down, I'll chew on the dog."
We need some help. I read something
in this book about emergencies.
Here it is.
"In case of emergency, draw a door."
"Draw a door"? I don't know why
we keep looking in that stupid book.
Maybe we should try that Beetle guy.
You didn't actually think
that would work, did you?
"Knock three times."
Birdies!
Get it!
Dad?
- Can't you see I'm relaxing?
- I want to tell you what I saw.
What is the point of my coming here
if you people won't let me relax?
Pumpkin, sweetheart...
...go help your mother.
Maybe you can relax in a haunted house,
but I can't.
Hmm, nice building.
Bad roof. Good parking.
- Adam?
- This way, honey.
You don't have an appointment.
- We didn't know how to make one.
- Appointment for what?
- What do you want?
- Help?
Already? Just bit the big one
two months ago and you want help.
What does that have to do with anything?
You'll use up all your help vouchers: D-90s.
in that house...
...during which you get only three class-one
D-90 intercessions with Juno.
You probably haven't read through
the manual completely yet.
You'll have to wait if you don't have
an appointment.
- An appointment with whom?
- For Juno, your caseworker.
Number 54,000,601. Ferndock!
- Want a cigarette?
- No, thank you.
I'm trying to cut down myself.
Adam, is this what happens when you die?
This is what happens when you die.
That is what happens when he dies.
And that is what happens when they die.
It's all very personal.
I'll tell you something.
If I knew then what I know now,
I wouldn't have had my little accident.
Maitland. Party of two.
Take the handbook
and go to the sixth door.
Oh, we forgot our handbook.
Come on.
All new arrivals,
report to waiting room number eight.
Flight 409 is arriving at gate three.
How do I look?
There are no mirrors on this side.
- You look fine.
- Fine.
Thanks. I've been feeling a little flat.
Will the Peterson party
report to door number nine.
Peterson party, please report
to door number nine.
All new arrivals,
report to waiting room number eight.
I can't believe they didn't tell us.
Oh, Adam, what is this?
That's the Lost Souls' Room.
A room for ghosts
that have been exorcised.
Poor devils.
That's death for the dead.
It's all in the handbook.
Keep moving.
Five.
This is the sixth door.
Boy, this place just gets weirder
and weirder.
We're home!
Look at this place! Everything's different.
All our furniture's gone.
How long do you suppose
we were waiting there?
Three months.
I was about to leave.
I do have other clients.
- Are you Juno, our caseworker?
- Yes.
I evaluate individual cases and determine...
...if help is needed, deserved and available.
Are you available?
No.
- What's wrong?
- We're very unhappy.
What did you expect? You're dead!
We want to get rid of the people here.
We worked hard on this house.
We probably wouldn't mind sharing
the house with people who were...
- More like you used to be.
- Yes.
But these people!
Things seem quiet here.
you didn't die in Italy.
The Deetzes.
- Have you been studying the manual?
- We tried.
The intermediate interface chapter
on haunting says it all.
Get them out yourselves! It's your house.
Haunted houses aren't easy to come by.
- We don't quite get it.
- I heard.
Tore your faces off.
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