Best in Sex: 2017 AVN Awards Page #7

Please, never change.

And I love you.

I now pronounce you

wife and wife.

We just don't really

know how to, like, show love

except for, like, sexually.

So then once we threw

our bouquets

and everyone cheered for us,

then, you know,

we kind of just walked around

and flaunted

our newly married butts.

Being that Las Vegas

is known as the sin city,

we decided to get

the most sinful group

of talent we could find.

We give you 2015 Penthouse

Pet of the Year, Layla Sin,

along with Kissa Sins

and Johnny Sins.

Some of the best porn parodies

are being made right now,

and I'm happy to announce

that I just finished

making my own parody.

You made a parody

and didn't tell me?

Yep, it's called

"Johnny Sins' Grinding Nemo."

It's a cartoon

about a fish?

In my movie,

it's about a whale.

Oh.

Let's take a look

at the nominees for Best Parody.

Thank you, kind sir,

and I'll tell you what.

I'll even let you

put it in my butt.

Hey, I'm Tom.

I'm Christie Elizabeth

Newsman.

You look more

like a Traci.

You wanna f***?

It's like a mountain of sh*t.

But it's like, what is behind

all of it, right?

He speaks to me through the

very sword that took his life.

The Soultaker.

Okay, you're totally

creeping me out about right now.

Liked it, friended it,

followed it.

It was great, April!

Why don't you guys

just f*** already

and get it over with?

And the winner is...

- "Suicide Squad"!

- "Suicide Squad XXX"!

Congratulations!

- Congratulations.

- Congratulations.

Good job, good job!

My man!

There's my other man.

I love you, bro.

Wow, this is

the seventh consecutive year

that I win Best Parody,

so it feels pretty awesome,

but it really is the culmination

of several months of hard work

and, uh, a lot

of very talented people.

My amazing cast, uh,

my incredible crew,

and everybody

at Wicked Pictures.

And I wanna give a special

shout out to some people who

never get to have their name on

the trophy, and it's the agents.

So, you know, Mark Spiegler,

Derek Hay,

Sandra at OC Modeling,

Mark at ATMLA,

and a special,

very special thanks

to Jonathan and Andre

at Nexxxt Level

for really going above

and beyond for this movie.

Thank you so much, AVN.

Thank you, Wicked Pictures.

Yeah, "Suicide," baby!

Well, I've been signing

at the AVN Awards Show 2017.

If a fan comes to my booth,

it gives them an opportunity

to take photos.

I love to sign autographs.

But most often, you know,

you'll get a hug from me.

We're just here

to have a good time

and celebrate the nominations.

It's so amazing to be recognized

for what I've done.

Today I decided

to take a break

from signing

to do a spurofthemoment

photo shoot

with my friend Igor.

All right, yeah, I want to put

you, like, right back there.

I actually met her

at Santa Monica Pier,

and we shot under the boardwalk.

Got a little naughty

on the beach

with a little nude shoot.

Shoots naked under

the boardwalk for a while,

and definitely

a lot of people saw,

but people seemed

pretty psyched about it.

Take your top off now, I think.

I'm here for "LA Weekly,"

"Mass Appeal" magazine,

"Vice"...

I saw that.

And then I'm working

on a book of nude Polaroids

for myself as well.

Shooting in a nice penthouse

is fun,

but, like, I would rather

shoot in public

and run really quick.

Perfect.

Um, I think we're done here.

- Wanna do something weird?

- Let's do it.

Living in New York,

there's not a ton of locations,

and it sort of just became

necessity to find something,

get in, get out really quick.

Doing something on the streets

plays to my strengths.

'Cause I've done this before,

but it wasn't good enough.

I've only done one or two

shoots, like,

where I've really been

out in public.

It's-it's entertaining.

It's-it's really fun

to see people's faces,

whether they're smiling

or just like, you know, shocked.

I'm getting horny a little bit.

My nips are so hard.

When we're out in public

and someone walks by,

you know, the blood rush,

it makes you, you know,

hotter and hornier and makes

for an even better scene.

Yeah, that's pretty good,

right there.

One, two.

Cool.

- There's a car.

- Ah!

I don't know what to expect

when shooting with Igor.

Yeah, we got kicked out.

I'm, like, sweating right now

from, like, running away.

That was good.

Fortunately,

we still got a shot.

To be honest, that was

just really fun.

I don't even care

what the photos look like.

Here to present the award

for Female Performer

of the Year,

we have Wicked Pictures star

Asa Akira

along with Eva Lovia

and Chad White.

It's so high.

Chad, I can't help but notice

you're wearing something

a little extra tonight.

Oh, you mean 'cause

I'm wearing clothes?

She's talking about

the camera, Chad.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I'm making a movie right now.

What?

You're making a movie?

Like, right now?

Like, right-right now.

What's it called?

Okay, check this out.

It's a horror/comedy/love story

called "50 Shades of White."

Right?

No, white doesn't even

have shades.

That makes zero sense.

What?

That totally makes sense.

No.

Well, here's something

that makes sense to everybody.

Our friends at ImLive

will be presenting the winner

a beautiful piece

of Tiffany jewelry

to one of the lucky nominees for

Female Performer of the Year.

And the winner is...

Adriana Chechik!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo!

Yes!

F***, holy cow, guys.

Oh, my God, first Donald Trump

and now Adriana Chechik,

Performer of the Year?

Ah, I'm so happy.

Thank you guys so much, AVN,

for recognizing my hard work.

I love you!

Thank you to all the

performers who have been there

and who have kept me

going strong in this industry

and the fans

for keeping me going.

The team over at LA Direct

for pushing me

and supporting me so much.

Derek, I honestly love you

so much.

I wouldn't be here if you didn't

push me so hard.

Oh, I'm so overwhelmed

right now.

Just thank you guys so, so much.

This is amazing.

I'm gonna remember this forever,

so, f*** yeah,

I f***ing finally did it,

damn it!

Thanks to my boyfriend

because he's awesome too.

Adriana, you got this!

F*** yes!

Whoo!

Hang on.

I'm gonna take you here first.

Come here! Yeah!

I'm so sorry.

I can't stop crying right now.

- Oh, f***!

- Girl, congratulations.

- Thank you.

- This is the big one.

I'm so overwhelmed right now.

I'm, like, so overwhelmed

with happiness and everything.

I'm just, like, so thankful

to AVN and all the performers

that have pushed me to be

even harder

and the new girls that came in

and f***ed

to make me f*** harder.

And the fans

for keeping me around.

We're so happy for you.

Congratulations.

Thank you, thank you.

Finally.

I know. It's over.

The-the...

It's over.

It's all right.

- There's always next year.

- Okay...

She deserves it.

She works, like, every day

of her life.

She deserves it for that.

- She went hard.

- Went hard.

- She's been waiting for this.

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