Best Night Ever Page #4

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Oh, well, never stand still

always on my grind,

always gotta bail

always gotta elevate

and never give in

one-one-one more breath,

now let's begin

here we go, open wide,

there's my soul

it's on display

so you can touch it

I touch you back

because you love it

one, two, three,

I'm in the zone, I'm in 3d

if you can't take it,

shake and bake it

you're the cook,

life is what you make it

you're at the summer party

with them girls again

and all the in their places

are in their places

and in their faces

are lots of friends

bottles in their hands, huh

they pop in there maybe,

they pop in there

jump jump, everybody, jump

get high, get dumb,

get f... Up

throw...

Off the floor like Jordan

fly off the ground,

saying you in the orbit

so high no one can touch you

so far lady can't tell

what you're up to

throw like a slam dunk

p-p-p-arty over here, wanna

party, you can all come

I-I-I-I feel the bass

and you feel the bass,

and it's pumpin' down

deep down below and inside

my chest like a heartbeat

- dance

- dance

feel the wind and inside

my head I'm a wild boy

this is all for fun

feels like I'm walking

on the sun

you're at the summer party

with them girls again

and all the in their places

are in their places

and in their faces

are lots of friends

bottles in their hands, huh

they pop in there maybe,

they pop in there

you're at the summer party

with them girls again

and all the in their places

are in their places

and in their faces

are lots of friends

bottles in their hands, huh

they pop in there maybe,

they pop in there

jump jump, everybody, jump

get high, get dumb,

get f... Up

throw...

Off the floor like Jordan

fly off the ground,

saying you in the orbit

so high no one can touch you

so far lady can't tell

what you're up to

throw like a slam dunk

p-p-p-arty over here, wanna

party, you can all come

I-I-I-I feel the bass

and you feel the bass,

and it's pumpin' down

deep down below and inside

my chest like a heartbeat

- dance

- dance

feel the wind and inside

my head I'm a wild boy

this is all for fun

feels like I'm walking

on the sun

you're at the summer party

with them girls again

and all the in their places

are in their places

and in their faces

are lots of friends

bottles in their hands, huh

they pop in there maybe,

they pop in there

you're at the summer party

with them girls again

and all the in their place

are in their place

Where's Janet?

I don't know.

Stop the car.

Pull over!

Pull over!

Pull over right now!

Pull over!

It's the last challenge,

and we can't afford a limo.

Whoo! Ooh!

I am loving me

some f***ed up Claire.

F***ed up Claire!

F***ed up Claire!

F***ed up Claire!

F***ed up Claire...

Yeah! You know what

f***ed up Claire does?

F***ed up Claire flashes her

tits out the sunroof, yeah!

F***ed up Claire, yeah!

Believe it or not, I don't

have a lot of girlfriends.

- No.

- No, seriously.

My day's packed.

I wake up, feed the twins...

give Larry his morning cup

of coffee and blowj*b.

I get home, watch duck dynasty...

have glass of box ros...

blow Larry again and crash.

You blow your husband

twice a day?

Well, yeah, you have

to reciprocate the cunnilingus.

Yo, full disclosure.

I kinda invited myself to

Claire's bachelorette party.

To make some new friends.

- Aw.

- Aw.

Eat my ass and learn

how to f***ing drive!

Oh, my God.

I need to get laid.

Dude.

No.

No, I need to get back in the

saddle and get over my marriage.

You go, girl.

I need a guy like Larry.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want my ring back.

Sorry, honey.

That's not gonna happen.

The guy's long gone,

and so is your ring.

No, that's the guy

that robbed us.

I want my ring back.

Oh, my God.

Is that him?

It looks like him.

It's f***ing him, all right.

He had a gun to my face, and I

looked at him dead in the eye.

Claire's right.

It is him.

I'm not getting married

without my ring.

Well, what do we do?

It's because of me

your ring got taken.

So I'm gonna get your ring back.

Did you get everything?

- Oh.

- Oh.

Oh, cool.

Where'd you get all this stuff?

The mini-mart.

They had everything.

They sell stun guns

at the mini-mart?

They do in Vegas.

What is this for?

It's to conceal our identities.

In case anyone sees us.

It's to cover your face.

Here.

Oh.

Here.

How do I look?

Pretty cool actually.

The green brings out your eyes.

Thanks, Janet.

Hey.

This yellow's mine.

Are you crazy?

With your pale complexion,

you should wear orange.

It doesn't matter.

Here, take that.

Great, so you're taking yellow?

Leslie.

Does everyone know the plan?

Now let's get my

motherfucking ring back.

L-I-let the shots come

t-t-till the cops call

c-c-cock back and ready,

let the shots come

t-t-till the cops call

Get him!

Get him!

What the f***?

Get him.

Get his gun, Janet.

It's not here. No gun. No gun.

Get off me.

Get off me.

Get in the car, b*tch!

What the hell?

What do you want from me?

I want my ring!

I'm not getting married

without my ring!

I don't have your ring.

Damn, Claire.

You messed with the wrong girls.

Check his pockets.

There's over $500 here.

That's our money.

Anything else?

I'm sorry, Claire.

Your ring's not here.

Maybe he pawned it or something.

Or maybe it's at his house

with the rest of our sh*t.

Driver?

Yeah?

Take us to 972 Filbanks Avenue.

Where the hell is that?

I'll map it.

Do you guys think maybe we

should just ditch him.

And the stolen limo

and get out while we still can?

No?

That's the house.

Gimme the keys.

I'm going in.

What if someone else is there?

I'll knock on the door,

and if someone answers...

I'll say I'm looking for...

- Charlie.

- Charlie.

Are we even sure this is

the guy that robbed us?

What do you mean?

This guy is wearing a tie.

So?

I distinctly remember

the guy who robbed us.

Was not wearing a tie.

Obviously, he put on a tie.

I checked the house, but no ring.

But I found these.

My Christian Louboutins.

It is him.

You a**hole.

Oh.

When he comes to...

we'll find out

where your ring is.

Leslie?

I don't know

if it's all the pills...

or the whole, you know,

home-invasion thing.

It's just a little stressful.

This is really good weed.

How do you know?

I'm a daily toker.

You are?

I wake and bake.

Otherwise, I'm really uptight.

Let's teach Charlie here

a lesson.

He victimized us...

and now it's time

for a little payback.

What are you gonna do, Janet?

Big deal,

you shaved off an eyebrow.

- No good?

- Not for what he did to us.

Yeah, you're right.

That was bullshit.

That was just me getting

warmed up.

In girl with the dragon tattoo...

Lisbeth was raped

by this pig, this a**hole...

so she tied him up

and tattooed his chest...

"I'm a rapist pig"...

Or something like that.

I don't remember exactly.

Janet, what are you writing?

Gimme his phone.

I'm gonna take a picture.

And send it to every one

of his contacts.

Yes, and now every one of

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