Better Off Dead... Page #3
- PG
- Year:
- 1985
- 97 min
- 5,384 Views
Give her your present.
Come on.
Give her your present.
Come on.
That's a Christmas present.
Do you have Christmas
in France?
Christmas.
Christmas.
Yeah. It's from Ricky.
You can take that
wherever you go...
to the United States.
How come you're so small?
Now. Everyone's gonna be
wearing one of these this year.
Honey, what have you done?
There.
It's real aardvark fur.
Really?
Well, honey, it's sure...
warm.
- Now for the best part.
- What?
The hood.
Everybody's gonna be
wearing one of these.
Isn't it fun?
- What is it?
- I'll show you soon. Almost there.
- You'll see it in a second. Ready?
- Yeah.
- Okay?
- Okay. All right.
Al, you fixed the windows.
It's a Christmas miracle.
Wait a minute, Mr. Bear. This
is crazy. I bet we get her back.
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
Your book on how to
pick up trashy women came today.
Tell me something.
What's a little boy like you
doing with big-boy smut like this?
Hi. I was just wondering...
I know that we don't
even know each other...
but I know that you were going out
with that girl Beth.
I can see that you're not
going out with her anymore...
and I was wondering if perhaps
I could just be with her...
go to the movies,
have a soda.
- Can I talk to you for a moment?
- Yeah.
Come in here and sit down,
please, young man.
- Look, I'm sorry about the garage.
- Let me give you the bottom line.
It would be entirely beneficial...
if you were to reenter
the sociological mainstream...
by reengaging in the ritual act of
dating members of the opposite sex.
I don't wanna date other girls.
I wanna date Beth.
I'm sorry to inform you that you are
going to start dating other girls.
- Starting tonight.
- Oh?
Tonight at 6:
00,you're picking up Joanne Greenwald.
- Your law partner's daughter?
- That's right.
The one with the big antenna
on her face?
Come on.
Mellow off.
It's a brand-new year.
There's a New Year's Eve dance
at your school.
- You kids love this disco thing.
- Disco? Come on, Dad.
You are really...
bringing me over, man.
- 6:
00.- Right off.
- On.
- On. Right...
All right, Joanne Greenwald,
you horrible thing...
here's your one chance
to go out with a real stud.
One night with me, and she'll
probably go blind with ecstasy.
Poor creature.
I hope she doesn't
grab on to my leg and start...
crying when the date's over.
God, what do you do?
All right, Joanne Greenwald.
Hi, Joanne.
Pal, let's get something straight.
I don't wanna go out with you...
and I'm just doing this
as a favor to my dad, right?
- I know you're happy to be...
- Right.
So let's make it a whole lot
easier on ourselves, shall we?
First, we'd have gone out to dinner.
That's ten bucks apiece.
Unless you're a cheapskate...
but I'm willing to give you
the benefit of the doubt.
- Thanks.
- I would've ordered double desserts.
That's $22 altogether.
Tax and tip... 25.
Making it a grand total
of $26.37.
Half of which
is approximately $ 13.67.
Why don't you give me that 13.67,
and we'll call it a night?
- Do you take checks?
- Sure.
You never know if you're
the victim or the fool
Only know I can't stop
thinkin'about you
Love was good until
you took it on the run
But I fell too hard
I guess I ain't the one
Starin'the night away
Don't know where you are
Callin'out your name
This crazy feelin'
Of a one-way love
You want a sandwich?
Sure?
Face to face
I had no secrets to hide
Well, you sure got my vote
for cutest couple.
Better shave her a little closer
before you kiss her good night.
"You better..."
"You better shave..."
I've been searchin'every day
Tryin'to find another way
I'd be better off dead
Than to live without you
I'd rather be a fool
I'd be lost
with someone new
I'd be better off dead
Than to live without you
I've been searchin'every day
Tryin'to find another way
I'd be better off dead
Than to live without you
I'd rather be a fool
I'd be lost
with someone new
I'd be better off dead
Than to live without you
I've been searchin'every day
Tryin'to find another way
I'd be better off dead
Than to live without you
I'd rather be a fool
I'd be lost
with someone new
I'd be better off dead
Than to live without you
I'd be tempted
I'd be tempted
I'd be better off dead
Than to live without you
You're the best thing
that ever happened to me
I knew right away
I knew right away
It's okay.
I was planning on having my nose
flattened by a professional anyway.
You're that French kid staying with
the dorkheads... Smiths next door.
We're neighbors.
Me Lane.
Monique Junet.
I can't believe
you're here tonight
Who told me dreams
don't work out great
You do speak English,
don't you?
That's okay.
I don't speak French.
I had no idea
where you'd gotten off to.
You shouldn't make me worry.
I see you've made Monique's...
acquaintance.
A number of times, yes. She's
a delightful girl with a firm grip.
Mother will pick us up
at the entrance of the school.
She'll be very disappointed
if we aren't right...
at the entrance
of the school.
Tell you what. Why don't you wait
in the front of the school?
And when Mom gets here,
you have her honk the old horn.
Monique and I would like
to continue our conversation.
You should not upset Mother...
ever.
of handshaking in France.
I wanted to let you know there's
an opening on the water ballet team.
I can make a call if you want.
Come on.
All right.
Studs and babes with Roy!
Why aren't you with Ricky?
Well, nice meeting you.
Good night.
Why weren't you there
as I told you?
- I told her, Mom.
- I know.
Don't you understand English?
Bye.
Two dollars.
Two dollars.
- Two dollars.
- Two dollars.
Keys!
Hi. How was your date?
They're out there.
They're after me.
Happy New Year.
- Honey, where's Lane?
- He just came in.
He went skiing this morning
with Charles De Mar.
I think he's in the shower.
In me, you see
A man alone
What's taking him so long?
It's his first day at work.
I don't want him to be late.
A man who listens
To the trembling of the trees
With sentimental ease
In me, you see
A man alone
Behind the wall
He's learned to call his own
A man who still goes
Walkin'in the rain
- Expecting love again
- You better...
- So you're Al Myer's kid.
- Yes, I am.
- You look pretty stupid to me.
- Thank you.
Let's see if you have any brains.
First you take the meat.
- You understand?
- Yeah.
Then you pat it
in the pig mold.
- Push it in the pig mold.
- This is a push.
This is a pat.
Then take the pig mold
and put it on the tray.
Now put on this hat.
See that sign up there?
You wear it with pride.
Put it on!
You gotta have pride and class
in this business. Understand?
Now...
What's that?
Those are the keys
to this establishment.
I want you in here at 6:00 a.m.
Saturday morning.
This place has to be mopped up
before the breakfast crew get here.
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