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You had no right to do that!
- I told you what I wanted and that's what I printed.
You're just protecting your neanderthal friends.
It's the same reason you tabled my steroids story.
- That's not what a newspaper is for!
- You're in my area, Gilman. I'm warning you.
A newspaper is for everybody.
It's a public trust!
- I told the truth in that article.
- Back off, freak! I'm serious.
You think this is just gonna go away?
That this is just gonna be over?
We're still gonna get justice for
Schneeman, Riley. You can't stop us!
No justice, no peace!
No justice, no peace! No justice, no peace!
It's gonna be a nightmare, Riley.
You think you can challenge me, huh?
You're out of your league. Nobody
cares what you think. You understand that?
Are you out of your mind?
I thought you wanted to go to Columbia for Journalism.
paper one week into school gonna help?
You know there are students with 4.0 averages,
who spend their summers workign with lepers in India
who have a hard time getting into college
What the hell are you gonna do?
-This was your one extra-curricular selling point.
-Mom, one notch, okay? Do me a favor?
- Oh, am I being shrill
-Yes
I'm sorry. It's just that we're killing ourselves
to put you into this fancy private school
you have to hold up your end
I'm a victim of injustice, mother.
What do you want me to do?
Why don't you apologize?
Get back on the paper.
- Apologize?
- Yeah
I will never apologize to Gavin Riley.
I'll say that right now.
I'd rather die on my feet
than live on my knees.
"Die on my feet, live on my knees."
That's pretty good. Did I just make that up?
- Zapata. Emiliano Zapata. Mexican revolutionary.
Is that all you have to say?
Have you even read this, Diane?
He's standing up for the underdog.
Can't believe they'd cut a word of this
-I hope you're sending this to the dean at Columbia.
-Oh yeah, I send everything I write to Dean Herbert
No response yet but I know he'll respect my stand
Thanks, Arthur. That's very helpful
- I love you very much.
-[phone rings] Hello. This is she.
Yeah, I'm showing it a week from Tuesday.
Your mother's right.
We have sacrificed a lot.
for me this isn't about getting into college.
It's about how far you're willing to go.
a**hole standing in your way
If there's something you need to do,
you have to find a way to do it.
-Alright?
-Yeah.
Don't you have any pride...
as a professional?
I don't cook this crap. I just serve it.
Great. What do you recommend? The stew?
Mac n' cheese?
Not the mac 'n cheese either
what about this vienna sausage that
looks pretty tasty. Is there anything...?
Well, man. I can't really eat saltines all year.
Just give me one of those sandwiches.
Russian roulette, bro.
Oh man, sloppy joe. Excellent.
Let me get some of that. Mmm
So what are you gonna do about Riley?
Sit down
It's not just that they cut my article,
or the heinous way they defiled Schneeman
We've been going to this school for three years
and it's like we've never even existed
This year was supposed to be different, remember?
Two weeks in they've got their feet
on our necks already? No way!
We're gonna start a f***ing revolution in this place.
- How are we going to do that?
- With a newspaper.
With our own underground newspaper
Screw Gavin Riley!
Gavin Riley owns this place.
He'll crush us like bugs.
He's just a man, Schneeman.
He's got strengths and weaknesses
like anyone else.
Too many narcs in here. Let's meet
at the usual place, okay? After school.
There are only 10 people in this school
that anybody knows or cares about.
I'm gonna write about everyone else
"The unsung heroes of Parker Prep"
That's my idea.
Alright. Anybody else?
Any ideas? Anybody?
Rob, why don't you do
something on that mutant harem of yours?
-That'll be a real killer.
-Yeah, yeah. Okay. Cool.
Great. Rob. Mutant harem...
Ming. C'mon. What do you got?
Well...
Nobody even thinks I can speak English
so they blab their whole lives in front
of me like I'm not even there
Some of these girls you wouldn't believe
They act like they're so perfect
Ridiculous clothes and hideous hair
And they're just awful terrible people
Spoiled two-faced back-stabbers.
Those godless whores
It's all I can do not to vomit
I just wanna like rip out their hair
Sometimes I take pictures of them
with my camera phone
It's my dream of showing the world the truth
Wouldn't it be funny to see them cry tears
boohoohoo...
boohoohoohoo
So like a gossip column?
Are you talking about doing a gossip column?
Okay cool. Ming Na, gossip column.
Mr. Schneeman?
I'm gonna need your full story, man.
On the record. Names and everything.
Is this the McCarthy hearings?
- Schneeman, you gotta fight back now.
I mean for real!
They've already hung you by your underwear.
What else can they possibly do?
That's what I'm worried about.
That's what I'm worried about.
Absolutely, Errol.
One slice of your famous cherry pie
and uh...four forks.
Evie Wallace.
What the hell does she want?
- Easy E. I heard she's been working at this joint
- Oh, she's a waitress?
No. She's a hooker, man.
-She has sex with guys in exchange for money.
-I know what a hooker is, Rob, but
No, I do not believe that.
-No, that's like a 100% confirmed.
She sold her cherries to some Japanese businessman
over the internet for $50,000
which is like 520,000 Yen
She doesn't dress like a hooker.
Her clothes are flawless.
also for her first time she blew the entire wrestling
team last year. 100% confirmed, multiple sources
Gavin Riley is an evil son of a b*tch and anything
that will knock him down a peg or annoy
him a little bit, I'd like to be a part of.
Have a seat.
- I'm Gonzo Gilman, I'm in charge here.
I assume you all know who I am?
Well I don't really know how you found out about us
but now that you're here, let me get you up to speed
We're starting a newspaper here and
we plan on pissing a lot of people off
-No you're not gonna make a newspaper.
-Why not?
Newspapers are dead, okay?
You've gotta do a website or it's a total joke
No, we're not hiding behind usernames in cyberspace
this is gonna be a communal experience,
something tangible
an actual thing that you can hold in your hands
and get the ink on your fingers.
Newspapers are dead.
You know no one really asked you anyway
You just walked in here
you can go home and blog yourself
Dude, what are you doing?
you know she could give us a lot of street cred
Okay, let me ask you something.
How do you plan on paying for it?
Newspapers cost a lot of money to print, y'know.
Advertising.
We hit every mom and pop shop in this town
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